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How fat are you, fatty?

Skinny/underweight
- 6 (18.2%)
Completely fit
- 3 (9.1%)
A little bit of chub
- 14 (42.4%)
Bulky but strong
- 3 (9.1%)
Fat is a good word to use
- 7 (21.2%)
MAN THE HARPOONS
- 0 (0%)

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Author Topic: Gettin' In Shape!  (Read 12945 times)

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Ted Belmont

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Gettin' In Shape!
« on: January 28, 2010, 05:42:12 PM »

I never realized just how much I used my legs until today, when I had to go up and down three flights of stairs after an hour-long conditioning session yesterday morning.

I felt like Professor X.  ::(:
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2010, 09:56:58 PM »

DON'T GET IN SHAPE

STAY FAT FOR EVER
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2010, 10:32:20 PM »

YES SIR
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2010, 10:36:14 PM »

Coffins are at their most efficient if you're fat enough to fill them entirely; a skinny person wastes a lot of space. Alternatively, you get more BTU for your buck if you're extremely chubby at the time of cremation.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2010, 11:00:23 PM »

is niku fat or not I've always wondered
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2010, 11:06:50 PM »

If he's still my doppelganger, probably.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2010, 01:49:21 AM »

On the other hand, if you want to lose weight, being put on a diet where you can barely chew food and are only allowed to drink water, no coffee, no tea, no soda, no juice, god damn it only water, is

Not at all effective I'm actually gaining weight.

What.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2010, 06:46:01 AM »

Hey, all I ever drink is water... *sips his coffee* Oh and coffee... and beer...

AT LEAST I'M SKINNY AND WHEN I SHIT, IT SOUNDS LIKE A GUN!
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2010, 08:03:18 AM »

On the other hand, if you want to lose weight, being put on a diet where you can barely chew food and are only allowed to drink water, no coffee, no tea, no soda, no juice, god damn it only water, is

Not at all effective I'm actually gaining weight.

What.

Has your activity level gone way down, alternatively are you taking in more calories through the barely chewable food? The answer is yes to one of these.
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Brentai

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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2010, 08:46:06 AM »

Well I've had a debilitating cold ever since some asshole held my mouth open for four hours straight, so I'd have to go with yes on the first one.

Fffff
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2010, 09:52:38 AM »

Also, your protein intake is probably WAY down, which has the double effect of not allowing your body to break up fat cells for energy and making you really fucking tired.

I would recommend starting your day with a delicious fiber/protein bar!
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2010, 10:05:01 AM »

I've been slowly getting in better shape for about a year now. I lost 35 lbs last year at about 1lb a week when I wasn't slacking off and a little fall back during the holidays. I've hit a bit of a plateau, but I think that's related to less sleep and worse eating related to my nursing program. I'm going to try to up my cardio to high intensity interval training soon and see if that helps me break though.


I'm going to keep going until I'm  :HUGE:
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2010, 11:26:03 AM »

Also, your protein intake is probably WAY down, which has the double effect of not allowing your body to break up fat cells for energy and making you really fucking tired.

I would recommend starting your day with a delicious fiber/protein bar!

Oh nobody actually BUYS protein bars geez

Peanuts are apparently the most healthy/satisfying snack food. I've been going that angle with tea/water since forever and I'm basically the world's most attractive man. Learning how to cook is a pretty big deal too.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2010, 11:44:28 AM »

You guys are ALL wrong. I eat nothing but candy and fatty foods and drink nothing but soda and look at me!
I can't keep the weight on! Seriously. I'm trying to break 150 here.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2010, 11:56:17 AM »

say what you want kabbage but i have been having the best poops of my life

you can never understand how great a jolt that is to your quality of life until you get there
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2010, 12:42:03 PM »

You guys are ALL wrong. I eat nothing but candy and fatty foods and drink nothing but soda and look at me!
I can't keep the weight on! Seriously. I'm trying to break 150 here.

Hah. Still under 25, are we?
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2010, 02:20:54 PM »

I only buy fruits, vegetables, meat, pasta, and rice and I'm doing okay
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2010, 03:02:54 PM »

I love protein bars, but I'm pretty sure if I bit into one right now I'd just get a protein bar with five faux-teeth stuck in it.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2010, 03:42:03 PM »

You could crumble it up!
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2010, 03:49:43 PM »

Dissolve it in milk.
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