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How fat are you, fatty?

Skinny/underweight
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Completely fit
- 3 (9.1%)
A little bit of chub
- 14 (42.4%)
Bulky but strong
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Fat is a good word to use
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MAN THE HARPOONS
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Author Topic: Gettin' In Shape!  (Read 12967 times)

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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #80 on: March 07, 2010, 06:32:58 PM »

While Constantine's end advice is good the figures might be off depending on your non-fat body mass. My base daily caloric intake is 2500 on account of being a naturally huge guy.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #81 on: March 07, 2010, 06:34:41 PM »

So my recommendation is to do less and eat more.
I did. Still fat.


I think you took the wrong advice.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #82 on: March 07, 2010, 06:56:36 PM »

The quote function doesn't work on a Blackberry. Or might if I typed in the codes and felt like going through the hassle of copypasting. But anyway, I was replying to Brent's suggestion that I got my acronyms confused. I had but it doesn't matter. I have a larger than average number of fat cells in my body, and said cells are themselves larger than might be found in other people. Is what I meant.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #83 on: March 09, 2010, 06:16:27 AM »

This just in:  Moderate drinking is linked to a lower instance of becoming overweight.  Less than moderate drinking makes you EVEN LESS likely to become overweight.  Science!
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #84 on: March 09, 2010, 06:20:20 AM »

And hey, I think people shouldn't drink at all!

'Cuz alcohol is blight on humanity, you see.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #85 on: March 09, 2010, 06:29:32 AM »

Because you hate fat people, that's really mean DN
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #86 on: March 09, 2010, 06:58:07 AM »

I love these "moderate drinking indicates such-and-such" studies. :happy:

Moderate drinkers generally tend to be people who know how to enjoy themselves, but who also tend to do so responsibly and in.... moderation. Bizarrely enough, such people are also generally healthier and happier than people who tend to more extreme behaviours.

CRAZY STUFF.  :whoops:
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #87 on: March 09, 2010, 07:27:01 AM »

These boards don't know the meaning of the word moderation.

KABBAGE!
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #88 on: March 09, 2010, 08:24:10 AM »

wait wait wait

Correlation DOESN'T equal causation?

man my whole world got turned upside down
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #89 on: March 09, 2010, 08:44:43 AM »

I find it funny because without fail, you see one of these studies published like once every six months. It's ridiculous.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #90 on: March 09, 2010, 08:47:07 AM »

Yea.  I saw one just ten minutes later that said only red wine drinkers are more likely to stay healthy.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #91 on: March 10, 2010, 01:45:17 PM »

Being skinny causes you to spontaneously develop moderation and restraint.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #92 on: March 10, 2010, 02:44:57 PM »

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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #93 on: March 10, 2010, 04:53:48 PM »

Being skinny causes you to spontaneously develop moderation and restraint.

This is why nobody can stay addicted to heroin right  :whoops:
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #94 on: March 16, 2010, 07:18:15 AM »

Being skinny causes you to spontaneously develop moderation and restraint.

This is why nobody can stay addicted to heroin right  :whoops:

Hey I try ok

jeez
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #95 on: April 28, 2010, 05:25:47 AM »

I've been going jogging!

My goal is to get under an 8-minute mile by the end of the summer!

GO GO GO GO GO DO IT TILL YOU'RE SATISFIIIIIIIIIIED!
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #96 on: September 07, 2010, 05:54:03 AM »

I bought a basketball and a book on coaching basketball. I've been running myself through some drills and trying to learn to shoot. I'm in bad enough shape right now, and I'm a bad enough shot, that just chasing down all my missed shots for 45 minutes is a serious work out. I guess I'll have to add in some real conditioning once I start making more than 10% of my shots.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #97 on: September 07, 2010, 06:18:07 AM »

Just watch out for the Shaq attack.
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #98 on: September 07, 2010, 06:54:38 AM »

HE'S HEADED DOWWWNTOWN!
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Re: Gettin' In Shape!
« Reply #99 on: September 07, 2010, 08:03:36 AM »

I keep telling myself to exercise but there is no goddamn time for it. By the time I get home from work I'm too out of it to exercise and I just need to relax.

That said, when used to do some exercise, these things are fun as hell and can be a real work out. You've got to go for the nicer pair with the knee STRAP however(Like the ones linked). The knee bar makes the experience pretty unbearable.
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