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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2010, 09:52:56 PM »

Are you clicking on the porn board so that your employers can come look?  If you want to be like that about it, we could name the board NSFW and then be done with it.  Then everyone will know it's not work-safe and perhaps they shouldn't be checking that board during work.  Amazing, I know.
I typically read the boards via the "show unread posts" button.  If you click this button and a bunch of links to porn pop up, even if you're not clicking them, you shouldn't be looking at an index of porn links at work.  I don't really know why it's difficult to grasp that part.
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2010, 09:53:43 PM »

I am hot for Lady Duke
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2010, 09:54:39 PM »

a gayer, less amusing 4chan

I agree, if by "a gayer, less amusing 4chan" you mean "a 4chan populated almost entirely by people of good taste whom I like and respect instead of faceless hordes of gibbering retards". That'd be the worst typo ever though, so I probably disagree.
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2010, 09:59:38 PM »

Are you clicking on the porn board so that your employers can come look?  If you want to be like that about it, we could name the board NSFW and then be done with it.  Then everyone will know it's not work-safe and perhaps they shouldn't be checking that board during work.  Amazing, I know.
I typically read the boards via the "show unread posts" button.  If you click this button and a bunch of links to porn pop up, even if you're not clicking them, you shouldn't be looking at an index of porn links at work.  I don't really know why it's difficult to grasp that part.

a bunch of links to porn that look EXACTLY like the bunch of links to message board posts you were already seeing. so unless your boss is reading it behind your back you should be just fine
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2010, 10:01:53 PM »

People who don't actually know how workplaces function probably shouldn't try to weigh in on this argument.

Furthermore, one of the topics is listed as "re: porn board."

"curvy girls"

"Lesbian Porn"
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2010, 10:07:32 PM »

This is sad.  I was hoping eventually these guys would get down to some real girl porns.
:lol:  This is the internet.

Despite often looking at actual human porn rather often, I never save it to my hard drive or share it with others.  i don't know why, but I just seem to have some compulsion to make onlookers that don't even exist think I'm about 60~80% worse than I actually am.  Also, half the time when I'm looking at what 4chan calls hentai, I'm more analyzing the amazing artistic talent of some Japanese shut-in that has gone utterly wasted drawing/painting/Photoshopping little girls being molested in often hilarious ways.  Looking at pixiv.net like this is almost enough to make one lose faith in humanity.  Then reading the news pushes you over the cliff.
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2010, 10:08:50 PM »

In any respectable workplace you'd be in hot water as soon as someone saw the big pink page with a dinosaur on it.
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2010, 10:09:53 PM »

Newbie: No dice. I'll keep fooling around with it, but nothing seems to be working.

I'm hereby declaring Cyan Prime's forums the new Lust. The link's on the front page, and this thread will be locked and stickied when discussion on this DEEP SHAME has run its course.
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2010, 10:17:12 PM »

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stuff about hentai/real life

Yeah, I have way more pictures of animu stuff then real life girls at probably more then a 300 to 1 ratio..... But at the same time, I got like 300 GB of real porn VIDEOS.

Hentai is just more artistically and aesthetically pleasing to me when the 'life' is taken out of things. They also cover more fetishes at way higher quality! When I do save real women pictures, it's generally because I find something striking about them.

But really who bitches about this come on, internet and all that
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2010, 10:29:42 PM »

I like real porn, but when dealing with cartoon porn, I never get thoughts like "her pupils are hell of dilated, I wonder if she's on drugs", "I hope she's getting paid enough to have someone look at that mole on her back", or "did she get into this because her boyfriend's a scumbag?".
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2010, 10:35:26 PM »

My limited experience with animated pornography has suggested that it is all terrible, and I would be served better with a sequence of stills. I'd be curious for someone to direct me to a counter-example of their choice.
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2010, 10:41:46 PM »

The general rule of porn tends to be "Your mileage may vary" on pretty much anything. For me personally, sound is such a huge component, as is intensity. Video is best with that. Depending on where your priorities lay, there might not BE a counter example.
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2010, 11:44:35 PM »

When it comes to real porn vs cartoons, I think it helps to consider that you never see a chick in "hentai" who has a hideous face but decent enough boobs or is just willing to do "nastier" stuff.
Women in "hentai" are typically cute to beautiful, taste accounted for.
It's typically a factor of "not my thing" or "bad art" instead of "that chick is hideous"  where as in real life porn it is more of a "she is attractive enough while still doing things that I like."
Furthermore, to separate the woman into just objects to carry out acts or fetishes with and dehumanizing them by putting them into a cartoon allows for easier adaptation to fantasies without having to think about the actual person doing the deed such as the mole thing Zed mentioned.
Add to that the fact that with cartoon chicks, you can consistently find girls from series you know or continuing series or stories/pictures and that adds to the familiarity of the girl, therefore for some people this adds a great deal to the experience.
Time ways in to the matter. The average porn picture of a real person takes less time to be bored with than an similar image of a drawn person. This can be attributed to the mere fact they are drawn allows one to study the artistic quality whereas with a real person you automatically know "that is what a shadow looks like, that is what a foot looks like." Add in doujins and other such comic forms and the length of time it takes one to "read" a single image file of a drawn person is considerably higher.
And the fetishes are much easier to find in drawn forms. Simply for the fact that they don't have to find someone who looks like this or has this or is willing to do that. And it's cheaper to replicate.
There are other things to comment on in the differences between the two, buuuut I think you get the picture.
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2010, 11:50:47 PM »

Interesting points. I'm still going to laugh at you a little for pulling it to cartoons, though. Sorry, can't help it. It's this unfortunate condition I have where I'm compelled to snicker at things I think are silly. I usually don't tell people about it on account of I don't want them to feel awkward about my disability.

Also, yay. There's a porn board. This pleases us. It would please us more were it to be moved to the very top of the list and un-childed.

"Un-childing" porn is our favorite.
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2010, 11:53:57 PM »

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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #35 on: February 02, 2010, 12:01:20 AM »

THIS IS THE WORST IDEA

If we're gonna have Lust around god dammit Cat Ears we're gonna need to keep this shit CLASSY.

T Niku wanna be CO-MOD
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2010, 03:02:20 AM »

Personally I think hiding the porn board is a very bad idea and I agree with Lady Duke's post 100%. I think the people complaining about not being to browse at work should just give up the convenience of the recent posts thing if it bugs them that much. I think the WoW threads are cluttering my recent posts list and you don't see me complaining about it.

I think I could just start actually making threads with really nsfw names but about perfectly normal things like "ass effect" in the normal forums as a form of protest, but then I remember I actually can't care that much so. Maybe have a huge pictures of titties as my signature, that's kind of easy.
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2010, 03:19:29 AM »

I'm confused. Removing the board pissed people off, and moving the board didn't work, so now it was just put back where it started?
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2010, 03:42:27 AM »

I think the WoW threads are cluttering my recent posts list and you don't see me complaining about it.
You are dumb. The WoW threads are posted in
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  • And there are like 4

The porn board, though
  • Has a fair number of posts for being so new
  • Has like 30 threads or w/e

With the WoW board, there are like one or two threads bumped once or twice a day. With the porn board, there are 5-8 threads bumped 5-8 times a day.

This is a different enough problem that I am willing to complain about it for more than one post, so here is my second post about it. I don't have anything against y'all sharing nudes or whatever, but it's kind of annoying when a niche board takes over the new posts page. The new posts page lets smart people get through a forum fast, and that's not something I want to lose.

Also, it is my brilliant opinion that a subset of users shouldn't be allowed to make the boards unreadable for those who work in an office. Call me crazy.
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Re: Land of the Lust
« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2010, 03:46:56 AM »

Interesting points. I'm still going to laugh at you a little for pulling it to cartoons, though. Sorry, can't help it. It's this unfortunate condition I have where I'm compelled to snicker at things I think are silly.

You know, the act of masturbation is really pretty silly. I mean sex is already kind of ridiculous, but when you take away the partner and add in fantasy/porn. I mean I happen to think it's hot when girls do it, but that doesn't diminish the silliness of it. I think one of the reasons sex is so intimate is because everyone involved looks hilarious the whole time, and usually you don't trust yourself to look like a fool in front of just anybody.
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