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Author Topic: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.  (Read 37948 times)

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James Edward Smith

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #80 on: August 13, 2008, 12:36:13 PM »

BUT I VANT TO SUCK YOUR JUUUUICE!  :vampire:

SUCK IT SO HARD
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #81 on: August 13, 2008, 12:39:08 PM »

What kind of drinks are there that don't taste alcoholic but make breathalyzers explode?

No Buge, no. Bad Buge, bad.

No one on these boards are allowed to be lame enough that they drink to excess while trying not to taste the alcohol. I'd rather someone took up smoking or something else equally retarded.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #82 on: August 13, 2008, 06:29:56 PM »

What kind of drinks are there that don't taste alcoholic but make breathalyzers explode?
I SUFFER SO YOU MUST SUFFER AS WELL

Proper margaritas are fairly tame, though you'll still taste the alcohol.  I hear long island iced teas are pretty sneaky.
Cheap/pitcher margaritas are the devil, and you will regret ever putting such a thing in your mouth.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #83 on: August 13, 2008, 06:53:08 PM »

My friends like to get together every once in a while to have a few drinks and relax, but I can't stand the taste of alcohol, either. I tend to stick to Mike's Hard Lemonade, or the flavored Smirnoff stuff (my favorite flavor is watermelon), or if I want to drink something a little harder, a friend of mine knows how to make a great alcoholic punch. Guild might know the recipe, but if not, I'll see if I can get it from my other friend next week.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #84 on: August 13, 2008, 06:55:59 PM »

What kind of drinks are there that don't taste alcoholic but make breathalyzers explode?

No Buge, no. Bad Buge, bad.

No one on these boards are allowed to be lame enough that they drink to excess while trying not to taste the alcohol. I'd rather someone took up smoking or something else equally retarded.

So anyway, I like 151 and Coke.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #85 on: August 13, 2008, 07:00:01 PM »

Long island iced tea is like when Mister Burns got so many diseases that they all prevented each other from killing him.  I am a big fan.  Alternately, Marshall Islands iced tea which is long island iced tea with green kool aid instead of cola.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #86 on: August 13, 2008, 07:29:52 PM »

Quote from: Lyrai
Wah wah wah, I'm a 16-year-old girl or a pansy

Actually I have severe mental conditions that have already put people around me in danger and getting drunk could make me go fucking nuts, moreso than I am.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #87 on: August 13, 2008, 07:35:00 PM »

Then you probably shouldn't be drinking 80-proof whiskey.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #88 on: August 13, 2008, 08:31:25 PM »

What kind of drinks are there that don't taste alcoholic but make breathalyzers explode?
Anything that'll get you as messed up as you want will evaporate on your tongue faster than you can taste it.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #89 on: August 13, 2008, 08:35:15 PM »

Then you probably shouldn't be drinking 80-proof whiskey.

Well do you want it?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #90 on: August 13, 2008, 09:59:17 PM »

Please ask somebody else.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #91 on: August 13, 2008, 10:30:21 PM »

Is Thad & Whiskey one of the forbidden subjects?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #92 on: August 13, 2008, 11:08:12 PM »

...Swear to Christ I don't have a problem.

...Okay, so I AM drunk right now.

But this time it's because of my ROOMMATE'S girl issues.

...Anyway.  I'm much more of a beer drinker.

But I DO feel like I could stand to Irish up my coffee now and again.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #93 on: August 13, 2008, 11:38:11 PM »

SO.   Uh, you doin' alright, man?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #94 on: August 13, 2008, 11:42:52 PM »

Positively giggly right now, thanks for asking.

...Seriously, I don't actually drink that much.  This has just been a weird damn week.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #95 on: August 13, 2008, 11:51:27 PM »

Please ask somebody else.
Still want to know the true meaning of this.
:mystery:
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #96 on: August 14, 2008, 12:38:01 AM »

Thad, admit you have a problem already so we can get on with the olympics.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #97 on: August 14, 2008, 06:41:06 AM »

I once had this reputation as a heavy drinker. "Stayed up all night drinking," while technically true, would be more accurately explained as "had two beers that night and couldn't sleep".

Beer is definitely an acquired taste, unless you're some sort of loony with no tastebuds to speak of.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #98 on: August 14, 2008, 07:29:37 AM »

I wonder how drunk you have to get Thad in order to have him type like most drunk people.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #99 on: August 14, 2008, 07:58:27 AM »

ROAD TRIP
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