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Author Topic: Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!  (Read 1334 times)

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Adventure Jones

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Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!
« on: March 04, 2010, 04:35:45 PM »

http://trololololololololololo.com/
No description can adequately describe the terror that this link contains.

And yet... I can't close the window.  I can only hope windows crashes...
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Re: Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2010, 04:48:06 PM »

It won't even play.

Is that the troll? That there's nothing there at all, so you just keep waitinEDIT: never mind this is the slowest loading player of all time. What the hell is this... dialup?

I guess it might be funny if I got more than a one second burst of sound every half-minute.  ::(:
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Re: Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2010, 04:59:08 PM »

That would put a damper on things.
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Re: Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2010, 04:59:54 PM »

oh my god it's coming right out of my screen to eat me (in a bad way)
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Re: Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2010, 05:09:00 PM »

Really reminds me of the clueless aliens from Galaxy Quest, for some reason. I've been curious about the use of human voice as an instrument without resorting to vocalized words, and while it's possible to make really moving and majestic music that way, this is just kitschy nightmare fuel.
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Re: Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2010, 05:14:57 PM »

It won't even play.

Is that the troll? That there's nothing there at all, so you just keep waitinEDIT: never mind this is the slowest loading player of all time. What the hell is this... dialup?

I guess it might be funny if I got more than a one second burst of sound every half-minute.  ::(:

Yeah, that's what we call "a website getting hammered with too much traffic" there, broski.  Welcome to the internet.
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Re: Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2010, 05:21:21 PM »

I see nothing wrong with that website.  Other than Niku doesn't have the song as micspam yet.

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Re: Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2010, 05:31:45 PM »

And context.
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Re: Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2010, 07:35:06 PM »

Now that I can actually see the video (thanks to YouTube), it doesn't seem odd to me. Not even in "oh those wacky Russians" sense. I can see some Western artist from the 70's doing this - it's not that much different from scat etc.

Not that I don't think it's funny now, out of context.  :whoops:
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Re: Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2010, 03:45:29 AM »

Context ruins everything.
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Re: Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2010, 07:55:56 AM »

This is deplorable!  Some brave internet soul has exposed the facetiousness of this clip for what it is.  They've detuned it and removed the Russian doctoring that went into faking this man's singing.

Trololo detuned.

Make sure everyone knows about this!  The truth must be set free!

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Re: Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2010, 03:25:09 PM »

wow that is no good
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Re: Dear God; MAKE IT STOP!
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2010, 03:34:10 PM »

i think this version and the old version should do a duet
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