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Author Topic: Here's a Reminder!  (Read 1421 times)

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James Edward Smith

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Here's a Reminder!
« on: March 12, 2010, 05:26:14 PM »

Hey Detonator?!

Here's a little reminder!

I STILL REMEMBER, THAT YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

Also, your bathtub has all weird scratches on it, and your computer chair was literally falling apart the last time I sat in it!
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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 05:33:02 PM »

The scratches in the tub are from your mom's fingernails.  While I was fucking her.

The computer chair broke because your mom was sitting in it, and while her girth alone was not quite enough to break the chair, the fact that I was violently plowing her at the time did it in.
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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2010, 05:43:20 PM »

Such sass
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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2010, 06:33:39 PM »

Having also boned Geo's mom very recently, I can tell you that reports of Detonator's cock and/or plowing are extremely exaggerated.
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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2010, 06:34:44 PM »

Can't fault the boy for having an imagination
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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2010, 07:32:53 PM »

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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2010, 08:18:08 PM »

The scratches in the tub are from your mom's fingernails.  While I was fucking her.

The computer chair broke because your mom was sitting in it, and while her girth alone was not quite enough to break the chair, the fact that I was violently plowing her at the time did it in.

Well, well... AT LEAST I DIDN'T SPILL RED WINE ALL OVER A HOTEL BED!
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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 08:21:45 PM »

Pfffft they TOLD you it was "red wine". I can't believe you're so dumb that you fell for that. OH WAIT I CAN.

I suppose that's why they call you dummy, dummy mcdumb!

EDIT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMTrthePKU0&feature=related
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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2010, 12:25:24 PM »

Shut up Sanford!

Actually that reminds me! That show sucked, it was vastly inferior to the English show it was an American copy of, Steptoe and Son which was about a stingy old english guy and his idealistic son who ran a salvage business together.

I love how the chances of an American copy of and English show sucking or being better than the original are seemingly exactly 50:50.

I mean, you have Sanford and Son and then that terrible Fawlty Towers rip off Payne with John Larroquette in it instead of John Cleese and an indian guy instead of Manuel.

But then you have All in the Family which was much better than the English version and of course, The Office.
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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2010, 03:02:00 PM »

Quote from: Geo T. Hermal
Actually that reminds me! That show sucked, it was vastly inferior to the English show it was an American copy of, Steptoe and Son which was about a stingy old english guy and his idealistic son who ran a slavage business together.

This is basically the greatest typo.
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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2010, 05:39:08 PM »

That's it, I'm making an other thread! ABOUT MONGREL!

You're still gonna get your's soon enough though, DOOM!
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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2010, 06:33:24 PM »

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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2010, 06:39:45 PM »

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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2010, 12:24:10 PM »

MCE, do you have an original of that with more prefixes, or is that it?
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Re: Here's a Reminder!
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2010, 01:19:47 PM »

Sorry, I found it that way.
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