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Author Topic: Donít Tell the Kids  (Read 3182 times)

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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2010, 05:37:23 AM »



Incidentally, both duck and rabbit were consumed during Lent in medieval times.
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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2010, 06:11:01 AM »

Man rabbits what the hell. Duck is where it's at.

 tl/dr: DUCK SEASON

Ducks only grow where there is water. Rabbits grow anywhere there is dirt.

tl/dr: RABBIT SEASON

The world is 70% water.

tl;dr: DUCK SEASON
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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2010, 07:00:20 AM »



Incidentally, both duck and rabbit were consumed during Lent in medieval times.

I was waiting for someone to post that. Couldn't find the pic myself.
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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2010, 10:55:09 PM »

When I was little, my dad used to cook rabbit all the time for my little sister and I, but he always told us we were eating chicken.  And then we got older and he told us it was really rabbit and we were both like  :;_;:
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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2010, 07:56:37 AM »

"Rabbits are cute and chickens are bastards, so we hate eating rabbit but eating chicken is okay."
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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2010, 08:08:20 AM »

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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2010, 10:43:40 AM »

Rabbits aren't as great as people seem to think. They can ruin crops, occasionally kill and eat their own young, and routinely remove the foreskins of young children.
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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2010, 11:21:55 AM »

Rabbits aren't as great as people seem to think. They can ruin crops, occasionally kill and eat their own young, and routinely remove the foreskins of young children.

Rabbits like eating the same vegetables as we do! Those assholes!

Rabbits are pretty tasty when prepared nicely. They aren't as delectable as more standard red meat, but they are nice for a change. However, if you are ever stranded out in the wilderness for a prolonged period of time, do not rely on snared rabbits as your only source of meat. Rabbit meat is VERY lean, too much so and many of the things we need from meat to survive healthly are pretty much not present in rabbit meat. Hence the survivalist term "Rabbit starvation".
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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2010, 11:58:02 AM »

and routinely remove the foreskins of young children.

WHAT
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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2010, 01:40:55 PM »

also they have big noses
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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2010, 01:56:19 PM »

And the stories of them being funny or clever are SERIOUSLY EXAGGERATED.
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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2010, 02:14:31 PM »

well they can be pretty smart actually
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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2010, 03:00:56 PM »



Incidentally, both duck and rabbit were consumed during Lent in medieval times.

idea for a turducken
a rabbit inside a duck inside a larger rabbit

inside a larger duck

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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2010, 04:07:52 PM »

INSIDE A CAMEL
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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2010, 04:53:00 PM »

That's more of a rabbiduckabbiduck. Amel.
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Re: Donít Tell the Kids
« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2010, 05:17:57 PM »

and routinely remove the foreskins of young children.

WHAT


I get it now.
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