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Kazz

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steam shovel harry
« on: March 29, 2010, 03:20:54 AM »
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2010, 05:22:21 AM »
I can't get past level 5.  Any help?
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2010, 07:27:26 AM »
You really just need to manage breaking up the asteroids into manageable mass in level 5.  Personally I've been playing around with different combinations of loadouts and I'm not sure which one is actually the best.  They've got their own merits.
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2010, 07:29:42 AM »
I was surprised by the plot twist at the end. I never saw it coming.
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 07:50:11 AM »
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 08:27:57 AM »
Quote from: Smiler on March 29, 2010, 07:29:42 AM
I was surprised by the plot twist at the end. I never saw it coming.

[spoiler]his jaws really can dissolve anything[/spoiler]
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2010, 08:34:54 AM »
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2010, 08:35:04 AM »
Quote from: Niku on March 29, 2010, 07:27:26 AM
You really just need to manage breaking up the asteroids into manageable mass in level 5.  Personally I've been playing around with different combinations of loadouts and I'm not sure which one is actually the best.  They've got their own merits.

i prefer the power of the man handy.  being able to break up big clusters and hop between them is more intuitive to me than just having the faster movement of the handy manny.

aside from that i go grab lander and phase inverter.  i don't even know why polarizoid is in the game.
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2010, 09:59:37 AM »
nice
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2010, 10:57:13 AM »
This should be required playing for anyone wanting to make a game.

Seriously.
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2010, 12:15:34 PM »
You motherfuckers
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2010, 03:31:53 PM »
Quote from: Kabbage on March 29, 2010, 12:15:34 PM
You motherfuckers

[spoiler]Phew.  I didn't want to be the one to break the troll thread.  

But yeah, It wasn't funny.  I was being an impatient bastard the entire time and was thinking to myself "shutupshutupshutup!!! I want to play a game!  I know you took a lot of time to make this tutorial thing but Fuck You, the 15 minutes until the earth is destroyed will be up by the time this is over..."

Then

"...Oh, I get it.  Stupid, but I get it."
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2010, 03:33:50 PM »
Quote from: Catloaf on March 29, 2010, 03:31:53 PM
Phew.  I didn't want to be the one to break the troll thread. 
In all fairness, you were, but you deleted it.
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2010, 03:37:53 PM »
lol

catloaf doesn't know how to dodge the rocket
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2010, 03:42:08 PM »
Eh, I can understand his impatience though.  He probably just alt+tabbed during the part of the tutorial that would have helped him.
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2010, 03:46:23 PM »
Ugh, okay, I can't stand it. People need to be warned.


To anyone playing this game, after the tutorial comes a scene of a couple having sex on a dead bear.  Do not play this game unless you want to see a couple having sex on a bear.
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2010, 03:48:04 PM »
Quote from: Kazz on March 29, 2010, 03:37:53 PM
lol

catloaf doesn't know how to dodge the rocket


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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2010, 03:50:22 PM »
what is this weeaboo bullshit
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2010, 03:56:10 PM »
Even the wait for the Anthem was worth it.  If I wasn't paying attention, I would not have found the giant lizards.  

Heed the Lizard's word, as they will assist you in those last two minutes.
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Re: steam shovel harry
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2010, 06:05:49 PM »
All kidding aside, I'm pretty amazed how many people didn't see where this was going by the time they got to Astronomy.
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