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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #140 on: June 21, 2011, 04:50:55 PM »

I just repeated the word "boobs" for the whole thing. I got Margaret Atwood.

She must be proud.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #141 on: June 21, 2011, 05:56:22 PM »

My second-to-last KateStory post got Rowling, presumably because it has fucking Harry Potter in it.

My last one comes up as Doctorow.  Possibly due to his popular short story Down and Out in the Karaoke Bar Where Everyone is Singing Journey.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #142 on: August 31, 2011, 09:02:11 PM »

ICP covers Mozart's "Lick my Asshole"

If you were unaware, yes, Mozart actually had a song with that title.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #143 on: September 01, 2011, 04:40:43 AM »

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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #144 on: September 23, 2011, 05:30:23 AM »

I have a question: if Chaz Bono took off his shirt on television, do you think they would censor his chest?
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #145 on: October 12, 2011, 08:50:01 PM »

How many music videos from the 90's used that dumb fisheye lens with the singers lip synching at the camera. Bonus points if they are in a shiny room.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #146 on: October 13, 2011, 04:57:20 AM »

Or the desert.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #147 on: October 13, 2011, 06:40:13 AM »

The music video for Hellhole is amazing in that it manages to capture pretty much every cliche of 1980's music videos.

...really every single thing on the Spinal Tap DVD is amazing.  Watch all the deleted scenes in a row and you've got an entire second movie that's almost as good as the first.

(Also I saw them live a couple years ago, on the Unplugged and Unwigged Tour, and they did a really fast folk version of Hellhole.  It was a great show!  Also Shearer told stories of the notes they got the first time the show aired on TV ("The lyric 'My baby fits me like a tight tuxedo/I like to sink her with my pink torpedo' is unacceptable") and said "Release the hounds" in the Mr. Burns voice at the end of Bitch School.)
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #148 on: November 05, 2011, 09:57:39 AM »

Quote from: every
My buddy, Brandon, moved to New York City about a year ago, leaving a comfortable (and fruitful) Chicago bonds-trading job behind with the ambition of becoming a photographer. He has since launched Humans of New York (HONY), ambitiously subtitled a "photographic census of New York City," a project in which he photographs and tells stories about the personalities he encounters.

I could (and probably will) write pages on Brandon and HONY...but, for now, lets get to the nudity.

This is the tale of Brandon, Holly, Holly's boobs, and Bill Cosby.

Read it here (NSFW because boobs). It starts with this:



And ends with this:



Enjoy.

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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #149 on: November 05, 2011, 11:10:46 AM »

I'm all for tits in general, but I'm not sure I see the point. Hell, I can only wish people would go through all that trouble to make sure I see tits.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #150 on: November 05, 2011, 12:06:08 PM »

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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #151 on: November 05, 2011, 02:00:24 PM »

In other news, I want to remake Clone High as a Fighting Shonen comic.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #152 on: November 05, 2011, 03:30:37 PM »

That is the most attractive idea I've heard all day.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #153 on: November 05, 2011, 04:31:52 PM »

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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #154 on: November 05, 2011, 04:49:16 PM »

Have we watched clone high on outer heaven yet? And if not why?
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #155 on: November 05, 2011, 05:00:52 PM »

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I'm all for tits in general, but I'm not sure I see the point.

Attention.

Your next question, "what is the point of GETTING that attention?" is harder for me to answer. I guess she gets attention by flashing Bill Cosby her tits, then people read an article about her flashing Bill Cosby her tits, and then ?????????????, and then ART SALES UP 36%.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #156 on: November 06, 2011, 05:31:33 AM »

Sad but true: that guy's site has pictures of at least two people I know.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #157 on: November 06, 2011, 05:36:17 AM »



Just realized who that face kept reminding me of

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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #158 on: November 06, 2011, 07:25:49 AM »

Really? Cause for me I kept thinking of Alan Rickman, even though he doesn't have the pencil mustache.

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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #159 on: November 06, 2011, 10:17:08 AM »

Yeah, I can see Alan too.
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