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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #60 on: June 13, 2010, 06:35:03 AM »

Fredward: Lacking in Hair and Presence.

I...do not think that the title matches the avatar.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #61 on: June 13, 2010, 10:19:20 AM »

sir you are quite correct. I will rectify this post-haste.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #62 on: June 13, 2010, 08:40:08 PM »

Nice try but it's no good unless there's a human woman involved.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #63 on: June 13, 2010, 09:18:12 PM »

nm, I forgot that this guy is my (internet) hero
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #64 on: June 14, 2010, 09:38:58 AM »



Coach scowls at me harder and harder each time a new page loads up.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #65 on: June 24, 2010, 09:59:49 AM »

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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #66 on: June 24, 2010, 02:12:55 PM »

Oh my god reading the boards is practically a pleasure on this phone
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #67 on: June 24, 2010, 02:17:02 PM »

Well okay except for the wild SCREEN BOUNCING from avatars and so on loading up but that's why I said practically
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #68 on: June 29, 2010, 07:11:29 PM »

You know how you sometimes get a song stuck in your head? Well, that's what's happening to me, only instead of a song it's a comic from the back of some respectable magazine (Time? Newsweek?) that some dude named Bruce made (I think he was named Bruce, otherwise the rest of the comic makes no sense), where the guy goes into his fear that everyone would think he'd be flimsy because his name was Bruce. And I'm like seriously, Bruce? As in, Bruce "Batman" Wayne? As in Bruce Willis? But of course I can't be too critical of the guy, because he grew up in the 60's-70's and who knows what they thought about the name Bruce back then (I sure don't), but I'm still like, seriously? Bruce?
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #69 on: June 29, 2010, 07:14:22 PM »

All I can think of is how the first Hulk TV show had a different first name for Bruce banner, because Stan Lee (or was it a TV exec? I think it was Stan...) thought that 'Bruce' was a pretty gay-sounding name.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #70 on: June 29, 2010, 07:31:43 PM »

I'm sure it was selected to understate how wimpy Bruce Banner is compared to The Hulk.

Willis, Springsteen and Campbell just sort of fucked up years of comic book limpdicking.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #71 on: June 29, 2010, 07:34:39 PM »

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All I can think of is how the first Hulk TV show had a different first name for Bruce banner, because Stan Lee (or was it a TV exec? I think it was Stan...) thought that 'Bruce' was a pretty gay-sounding name.

I'm checking the Wikipedia article for that (I know, I know) and it seems the real reason they changed his name was so it wouldn't be all alliterative.

And why would Stan Lee think the Hulk's name was gay? He's the co-creator; he could have spoken up at any time if he didn't like the name.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #72 on: June 29, 2010, 08:25:51 PM »

Well, my memory could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that was actually posted here before me, by a credible source.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #73 on: June 30, 2010, 09:55:29 PM »

All I can think of is how the first Hulk TV show had a different first name for Bruce banner, because Stan Lee (or was it a TV exec? I think it was Stan...) thought that 'Bruce' was a pretty gay-sounding name.

Was somebody involved with the TV show.  Stan wasn't bitching about the name.  It was the name he gave the character.

(Although he had a tendency to forget what he'd named characters.  Bruce's first name became Robert because Stan started referring to him as "Bob Banner" in one issue.)

Stan claims they wanted to turn the Hulk red, too, but he put his foot down.  But keep in mind Stan's got a history of exaggerating.

(Hulk and Iron Man were both originally gray but changed color in their respective second appearances because the old four-color printing process didn't work well with grays.)
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #74 on: August 17, 2010, 04:56:40 AM »

why do juggalos drink faygo
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #75 on: August 17, 2010, 07:24:37 AM »

This thread is weak. Weak, weak thread. Only four pages? Weakness seeps from this thread.

I will make this thread strong.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #76 on: August 17, 2010, 08:09:22 AM »

I call, well... bullshit
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #77 on: August 17, 2010, 08:36:31 AM »

Classic Classic Classic Classic Classic!
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #78 on: August 17, 2010, 08:39:03 AM »

why do juggalos drink faygo

Okay, I can't stand it anymore. All that post makes me think of is this classic-of-the-internet:

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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #79 on: August 17, 2010, 02:02:56 PM »

I killed a cat on the way to school today. It gave me the first honest-to-god sustainable erection I've had in nearly seven years. As I happily fapped my way down the freeway, waving at truckers and gaping soccer-moms, cat blood smeared across my wheel wells and a fierce purple boner in hand, I wept openly. Thank god I had a towel in my back seat.
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