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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2010, 10:08:36 PM »
Quote from: Frocto on April 27, 2010, 10:03:06 PM
Mediocrity

Wow. I completely forgot that there was a time when I kept conflating you, Fortinbras, and Disposable Ninja.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2010, 10:17:40 PM »
That's why I do now with the people who have MSPA avatars.

[spoiler]I just assume they're all bad posters.[/spoiler]
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2010, 02:19:18 AM »
Quote from: Frocto on April 27, 2010, 10:03:06 PM
My ex got me to come

And you dumped her anyway?  For shame.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2010, 03:50:00 AM »
Quote from: Frocto on April 27, 2010, 10:03:06 PM
a fat-titted alien lady in an off-the-shoulder dress with lobster claws instead of hands.

pix plox
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2010, 04:12:29 AM »
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2010, 05:15:03 AM »
man i totally forgot about Princess Lobstertits

incidentally when i was packing up i totally threw a hand drawn frocto card into one of these boxes around here
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2010, 06:05:05 AM »
you should find it :3
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2010, 03:44:54 PM »


(V)^_~(V)
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2010, 09:02:11 PM »
Holy moly, you rule.

Although I should clarify that she doesn't have feet, her "dress" actually terminates in a spongy lower extremity. And it's stripey, like so.


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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2010, 09:37:08 PM »
So does she get pregnant, or the bee?  I never understood that.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2010, 07:30:22 AM »


Frocto, it would seem crappy angst-metal bands are scanning your brain.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2010, 10:50:45 AM »
Even though this thread seems to largely be about lobstertits right now I thought I'd contribute to the original discussion of sexy word games.

At the video store I work at, there is an unspoken game where employees try to determine which children's movie titles would make the best porn titles. The Dora The Explorer ones are the best because they're all either disturbingly appropriate (like "Cowgirl Dora" or "City Of Lost Toys") or delightfully inappropriate (like "Puppy Power").

There is another unspoken game that I started where we determine what title-mashup would make the best movie.
Hotel For Slumdog Millionaires
The Importance Of Being Ernest Goes To Camp
How To Lose A Guy In 28 Days Later
Terminators Of Endearment
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2010, 12:05:07 PM »
A friend at Gencon introduced me to a retarded word game that I can't seem to forget.  When driving or riding, examine the names of the types of cars around you.  Compete in the car to see which one sounds best with the word 'anal' attached in front of it.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2010, 06:32:31 PM »
Heavy Rain

Some stay dry while others call for Jason
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2010, 11:06:38 PM »
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2010, 07:28:08 PM »
QUAKE 3 ARENA TOURNAMENT: this is teh best game evar made. quake 2 is the best game ever made, and so is quaek 3. quaek 3 is always entertaining, a feelgood experience! are you a marine and must COMPLETE OR DIE in the space contest and shots teh aliens with the BFG. the bfg is differatn in this game. in quaek 2 is whas green and now is shots fastar and looks like a space armadillo. this is a good weapon if you are A FAGOT! haha, i trix0red you! yuo can palay Quaek 3 in space and you on multiline AOL. theer is the gauntlet which is a shield with spikes and his hums like the toy mom has by her bed.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2010, 08:53:11 PM »
Quote from: MadMAxJr on April 29, 2010, 12:05:07 PM
A friend at Gencon introduced me to a retarded word game that I can't seem to forget.  When driving or riding, examine the names of the types of cars around you.  Compete in the car to see which one sounds best with the word 'anal' attached in front of it.

Anal Focus.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2010, 09:16:12 PM »
Anal Ram.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2010, 07:39:50 AM »
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #39 on: May 05, 2010, 10:52:05 AM »
Anal Hummer
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