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Kazz

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Your Favorite Death
« on: May 16, 2008, 01:18:23 AM »

For a while, I had trouble deciding if I wanted to die in a massive explosion or by jumping, from several stories high, into a swimming pool of running chainsaws.

I have decided that I would prefer the chainsaw pool to explode a second after I jump in.

Another favorite is flying so fast that my face caves in.  (Depicted starting at 3:00.)

How would you like to go out?
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2008, 10:23:29 AM »

I haven't given much thought to how I'd die, but rather, to what I'd do before I died. Basically, I want to see my death coming at me, but only just long enough for me to blurt out "Oh Shi-!" and then get mauled by a shark or hit by a train or blown up before I could even finish saying fuck or shit.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2008, 10:34:11 AM »

You know that idiot in every cartoon who's always pushing some kid out of the way of a speeding car but can't ever seem to get himself out of the way at the same time?  Yeah, that's me.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2008, 11:10:05 AM »

I'm gonna have to go with having sex/raping a poison pussied ninja and then dying later in combat despite my perceived invulnerability due to said poisoning.

That or forgetting to cure my Boneitus due to spending too much time being an 80s guy.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2008, 11:23:17 AM »

I plan on being one of those guys in the frontlines who gets mowed down during the first five seconds of the battle for cinematic effect.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2008, 12:22:29 PM »

I'm never going to die.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2008, 12:24:35 PM »

A battle in which I slay Thad an otherworldly malevolence but accrue several mortal wounds.

I'm never going to die.
"Live forever or die in the attempt." Is good, but this is an IF YOUS GOTTA thread. Right?
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2008, 01:16:03 PM »

I'll go with a bitter grin as I see the universe die by my hand.

That, or on a comfy bed surrounded by family and friends.

Maybe both.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2008, 01:27:11 PM »

I recall the opening cinematic of Deadlock.  At the end of a long and grueling battle, a man in regal clothing mutters "One chance left..." and presses a big red button.  A barrage of missiles immediately launch, whip around, and fall right on his location.  The camera zooms out to show that a good sixth of the planet has exploded.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2008, 01:51:40 PM »

I just wanna die in my sleep, peacefully, thanks.

And I don't wanna die from a disease, like the Alzheimers I know I'm going to have later.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2008, 02:29:16 PM »

I just wanna die in my sleep, peacefully, thanks.

And not screaming in terror like the passengers of my car.

 :glee: I never get tired of that joke.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2008, 03:39:53 PM »

TOO MANY SEX
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2008, 04:01:38 PM »

I've always wondered if what they say about coquagline is true.  I assume not, since that's the only web hit I can find for it.  But if it is, well, there you go.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2008, 04:10:34 PM »

I dream of dying in only one sense.  My brain preserved and kept alive or at least copied into a digital form.  I will then get myself a robot body and after baking up my brain's files about 1000 times over to make sure no important data corrupts, I will assist in the extermination of the flimsy mortal meat beings I once was.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2008, 04:22:49 PM »

that doesn't count.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2008, 05:38:32 PM »

I was hoping for something involving the heat death of the universe.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2008, 07:18:53 PM »

that doesn't count.
Does being put into a super powered clone-body count?
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2008, 11:20:39 PM »

I intend to die how I lived. As an enormous drain on the American tax payer.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2008, 12:13:57 AM »

Alternate Death:

Due to perish by radiation poisoning. The proper dose, instead of causing essentially immediate and terrible desquamation will instead cause your body to turn on itself in the most horrendous pain you'll ever experience in your short, miserable life over the course of a week or two. But for the month before that, you'll basically live consequence free, short of being doomed to die. Plenty of time to sort out your life and say your goodbyes before the harrowing of your meaty shell.
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Re: Your Favorite Death
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2008, 12:46:29 AM »

you'll basically live consequence free, short of being doomed to die.

you realize this is normal life, right

(unless you are religious or immortal, respectively)
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