Topic: Your Favorite Death (Read 5659 times)

Classic · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2008, 12:58:32 AM »

The idea is that you can plan for a death that's going to come very certainly and in a fairly stable time-frame. I don't know when you're going to die of fucking "natural causes" Kazz. When you die, it's going to be a goddamn shock and I'm going to either feel guilty that I trolled you too much or too little. If say, you were going to die within the next couple of months, I could spend that time really finding the sweet spot of how pissed with me you should be at any given moment.

I also don't live every day like I'm going to fall apart in a week. I don't go out of my way to ignore my responsibilities or do any of the narcissistic but fun stuff people are presumed to do when they have certain death encroaching upon them.

Dooly · « **Reply #21 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:07:17 AM »

I don't know about my death, but I've always thought it would be fun to have my corpse strapped with explosives and thrown out of an airplane to detonate in free fall.

Classic · « **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2008, 06:41:03 AM »

Over where?

Kazz · « **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2008, 10:25:18 AM »

Classic: I appreciate your concern for reality, but I was thinking of "consequence free" in the sense that once we are dead, we disappear forever into nothingness.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:42:58 AM »

I guess it would be pretty sweet to be murdered by an evil version of myself from an alternate universe.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:52:12 AM »

I haven't thought of exactly how I want to die, but I know what I want to leave behind.

A full scale statue of myself in a nice suit with a space helmet, stethoscope and cowboy hat, riding a velociraptor.

The base will read "Rygaron: the first doctor, lawyer, astronaut cowboy... and he probably also rode dinosaurs."

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2008, 12:48:12 PM »

Oh, speaking of death and cowboys: Major Kong.

Mongrel · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2008, 01:07:46 PM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on May 17, 2008, 12:48:12 PM

Oh, speaking of death and cowboys: Major Kong.

Now yer talkin'.

Arc · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2008, 01:38:59 PM »

The only way to fly.

Ray Charles will surely be there with me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft5e0ko21xw

Guild · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2008, 01:47:01 PM »

I know how I am going to die.

I am not sharing this information with anyone.

My only hint is that it will be at an advanced age and after many attempts to avoid same.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #30 on:** May 17, 2008, 02:25:39 PM »

Or I could just kill myself after watching that video Arc put up.

Arc · « **Reply #31 on:** May 17, 2008, 05:05:28 PM »

Drink up!

Saturn · « **Reply #32 on:** May 17, 2008, 08:54:33 PM »

LAUGH AND GROW FAT.

R^2 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 22, 2008, 09:24:48 AM »

I'm already dead. I just don't know it yet.

Norondor · « **Reply #34 on:** May 22, 2008, 01:14:28 PM »

I'm not as concerned with the specifics of my death as what i will end up doing with myself afterwards.

If you want a hint, here it is: you won't see me, but i'll be getting shit done.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #35 on:** May 22, 2008, 01:21:22 PM »

I want my body donated to science.

Or necrophiliacs. Whoever's closest.

Sharkey · « **Reply #36 on:** May 22, 2008, 10:17:12 PM »

Climactic gun-and-sword fight with my cartoonishly evil nemesis atop a skyscraper, punctuated by flashbacks to a lost love.

I don't know if this is something I most want, or if this is something I'm most afraid of. Because some days it seems very, very fucking likely.

Fredward · « **Reply #37 on:** May 22, 2008, 10:34:10 PM »

Read that as "fleshbacks". That might work, too.

Brentai · « **Reply #38 on:** May 22, 2008, 11:19:09 PM »

And with one little typo, Sharkey's death becomes a Silent Hill ending.

Arc · « **Reply #39 on:** May 23, 2008, 12:08:41 AM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on May 22, 2008, 01:21:22 PM

I want my body donated to science.

Or necrophiliacs. Whoever's closest.

I'll make sure you have your cake, and get banged by it too.

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