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Setuthua

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Japan
« on: May 06, 2010, 02:52:52 PM »

So it's come to my attention that Japan still exists.

I would like to point out that, out of all the fucked up nations of the world, Japan is the one that brought us such horrors like:
-Bukkake
-The Abortion Rifle
-Mechavaginal Intercourse
-Diners where you eat food shaped like people
-Dickchicks and Cuntlads
-Fanciful Genital Delights, AKA "The Jizzcopter"
-Fan art of popular video game characters getting impaled on Steel cocks
-Monsters who have beat "I want to be the Guy"

The list just goes on and on.

So I propose that we drop exactly 58 nuclear bombs on japan and make sure that not even mildew will grow there ever again.

I challenge anyone who thinks I am wrong to argue with me about the virtues of japans culture. Just remember: No one has ever been right about anything. Ever. Forever. Except me, this one time.

For the love of God Kayin, finish what you started and destroy Japan with your Pony Snake.
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Re: Japan
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2010, 03:14:57 PM »

Just go nap for a good century.  The problem will be sorted out by then.
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Re: Japan
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2010, 03:31:03 PM »

So it's come to my attention that Israel still exists.

I would like to point out that, out of all the fucked up nations of the world, Israel is the one that brought us such horrors like:
-Hannukkake
-The Palestinian-Abortion Rifle
-Meshuggavaginal Intercourse
-Diners where you eat food shaped like donuts but that isn't actually donuts
-Boychicks and Cuntgolems
-Fanciful Genital Delights, AKA "The US-Funded Jizzcopter"
-Fan art of popular video game characters getting impaled on dreidels
-Monsters who have beat "I want to be the Mensch"

The list just goes on and on.

So I propose that we drop exactly 58 nuclear bombs on Israel and make sure that not even manna will grow there ever again.

I challenge anyone who thinks I am wrong to argue with me about the virtues of Jewish culture. Just remember: No one has ever been right about anything. Ever. Forever. Except me, this one time.

For the love of God Hitler, finish what you started and destroy Israel with your Pony Snake.

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Re: Japan
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2010, 03:34:25 PM »

That, sir, was probably the best fucking thing.
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Re: Japan
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2010, 03:37:22 PM »

How a man from Quebec can complain about bagels, I don't pretend to know.
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Re: Japan
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2010, 07:07:04 PM »

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Re: Japan
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2010, 07:15:06 PM »

Brentai's got a point!  Why bomb Japan when we can stay home and play a game about bombing Japan instead?

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Re: Japan
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2010, 07:25:28 PM »








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SEGA SATURN, SHIRO!!!
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Re: Japan
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 07:35:43 PM »

このところで、何でしている?!
日本が世界の一番国だよぜ!
おぞましい馬鹿の米国人だ。

心筋梗塞して死ね!人間見たいな脂物。
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Re: Japan
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2010, 12:17:25 PM »

Where this has been of? !
Best country in the world I'm in Japan!
American idiot is horrible.

Myocardial infarction and die! Things to see fat people.

Google translate does amusing things to Japanese.

Japan made Pocky, I really can't take up arms against them for that.  Also, they made Metal Wolf Chaos.
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Re: Japan
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2010, 12:31:44 PM »

So, let me get this straight... Japan invented Bukkake...

and you want to get rid of them?

Son, you and me, we got us a talk we need to have.
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Re: Japan
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2010, 02:15:20 PM »

Where this has been of? !
Best country in the world I'm in Japan!
American idiot is horrible.

Myocardial infarction and die! Things to see fat people.

Google translate does amusing things to Japanese.

Japan made Pocky, I really can't take up arms against them for that.  Also, they made Metal Wolf Chaos.

Heh.  More accurately it was:
"The fuck's goin' on in here?
Japan is the greatest country in the world, motherfuckers!
You disgusting American imbeciles!

Go have a heart attack and die, you human-looking grease beings!"

But I like the google version better.
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Re: Japan
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2010, 03:59:10 PM »

If Godzilla can't bring em' down, I wouldn't put my bet on the nukes doing much better.
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