So it's come to my attention that Japan still exists.
I would like to point out that, out of all the fucked up nations of the world, Japan is the one that brought us such horrors like:
-Bukkake
-The Abortion Rifle
-Mechavaginal Intercourse
-Diners where you eat food shaped like people
-Dickchicks and Cuntlads
-Fanciful Genital Delights, AKA "The Jizzcopter"
-Fan art of popular video game characters getting impaled on Steel cocks
-Monsters who have beat "I want to be the Guy"
The list just goes on and on.
So I propose that we drop exactly 58 nuclear bombs on japan and make sure that not even mildew will grow there ever again.
I challenge anyone who thinks I am wrong to argue with me about the virtues of japans culture. Just remember: No one has ever been right about anything. Ever. Forever. Except me, this one time.
For the love of God Kayin, finish what you started and destroy Japan with your Pony Snake.