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Author Topic: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire  (Read 33338 times)

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Niku

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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2010, 11:51:15 PM »

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Transportation is now Cloud, Niku is now Hojo.

THAT IS ALL.
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Zach

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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2010, 01:39:28 AM »

Checkin' in. Guess it's time to stab some things. Bludgeon. Whatever.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2010, 03:34:53 AM »

Uh, Zach.  We're sorta married in the afterlife.

Not my call, but if we get divorced, I get the TV.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2010, 09:14:16 AM »

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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2010, 09:43:28 AM »

goddamnit
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2010, 10:03:50 AM »

Rufus shinra looked up.  "This is not world I remember, " he said.  He chceked his watch and noted the time.  It was almost nearly time for his parade in his honor, as Presedent.  But he wasn ot where he expceted to be.

He opend his phone.  "This is the Presedent, please explain what is happening." he asked his secretary.  but she was not answering.

T
he last thing he remembered whas that he was in asleep, in bed.  He slowlc ame to relaize that some dark figure had entered his room while was he asleep.  There was s aharp stab of pain....

He felt his neck.  Sure enough there was a larg hole in his neck, where he had bee stabbed in the night.  He rushd to the mirror that was there.  "Oh god, not DRACULA," but to his releif he found it was not two holes but one.

Unless...

there was a cyclops dracula!

He shuddered with terror and threw hsi phone in frustrasion.

"WHYYYYYY!" he cried to the heavens. But the heavens whould not listen to him.  Not to day.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2010, 10:20:27 AM »

I'm... I'm so pretty!

Thanks you Friday. Thank you so much:gay4:
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2010, 03:18:37 PM »

RAHHHH RUBY TENTACLE RAHHHHHHH
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #28 on: June 17, 2010, 03:30:07 PM »

...*







* It is very nice to be here I am glad to participate, but perhaps we should solve some mysteries first.

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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #29 on: June 17, 2010, 03:31:11 PM »

Final Fantasy VII iPhone Victory Ringtone

"Hello," said Cloud.

"%&^&!#%^@#$^**#(@!" said a deep voice on the other line.

"Marlene, put Barret on the phone, honey," said Cloud.

"#*)$*=^_^=#@%&$#(!" said the voice.

On the other end of the line, Barret took the phone away from his daughter.

"Sup Cloud, we heard you liked Reunion so we put Jenova cells in your cells so you could give the Black Materia to Sephiroth," Bongo said.

"REUNION?!" said Cloud. "I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!"

**********************************

Soon, all the players found themselves sitting around the ruins of Midgar, trying to figure out what the hell was going on.

"Shit," Marlene said. "Ain't no #^$&ing way I'm leaving here till we catch that mother&$#@ing DRACULA and bring him to justice."

Luckily, it was very easy to determine who DRACULA was, because the intro made it very clear that it was Sephiroth, so you all got ready to lynch him.

But just then...

AIR TAM STORM!!!

Because you all had a lot of Materia equipped, everyone took 9999 damage and died. Luckily, somebody remembered to bring Phoenix, so you all were reincarnated.

In a random body.

As you all stood up, dazed, the first of you pointed a finger at Classic. "THAT MOTHERFUCKER CAUSED ALL THIS!"

"HEY, I'M NOT ACTUALLY EMERALD WEAPON, REMEMBER? I'M JUST AS PISSED OFF AS YOU," he said.

"ENVY IS RUBY WEAPON," bellowed Envy.

It is now Day 1.

23 Players are going to be gone for days and days at a time without word, stalling the game.

Niku
Zara
McDohl
Newbie
Bongo
DNi
Lyrai
Kayma
Brentai
Constantine
Kazz
Envy
Classic
Transportation
Fredward
Romo
Mars
Smiler
SCD
Friend
Brickroad
Zach
Lady Duke

It would normally take 12 votes to lynch, but to avoid early game stall the maximum number of votes required for the first few days (barring weird events) is 8.

THE AH:

Selling Wolfsbane for 5 gold.

Star Power
Assassin's Blade

(Since Star Power has caused some confusion in the past, I'll clarify exactly what it does here. It protects you for 2 nights, and 2 days. Since it's passive, it takes effect right away, which means it will protect you on Night 1, Day 2, Night 2, and Day 3.)

Good luck to all teams!

GAME START!
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #30 on: June 17, 2010, 03:35:18 PM »

p.s. Feel free to PM me any questions!

Make sure you do the following:

1. Send your bids for AH items in BOLD. I get a lot of messages, so it makes it a lot easier for me to sort through the bids when I update if they're bolded.

2. Read the FAQ! I'm happy to answer questions, but I do tend to get a lot of repeats!

3. Make sure you understand the rules! Understanding how shit interacts is the key to proper strategy!

4. If you die, you can't talk! This means no posting (except for joke posts) and no commentary in #ff, or anywhere else!

5. You cannot send a screenshot of a role PM to another player, nor demand they send you theirs! I'm not going to force people to have photoshop in order to play in my games!
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #31 on: June 17, 2010, 07:46:09 PM »

If we lynch Kazz, there will less of a chance of seeing his ass later on in the game.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #32 on: June 17, 2010, 07:57:46 PM »

No, probably not.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #33 on: June 17, 2010, 08:00:10 PM »

I threw a dart at my computer screen, which fucked it up and now there's this huge dead spot on it. I think the dart landed on Mars. I can't really tell.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #34 on: June 17, 2010, 08:34:02 PM »

Random.org tells me 20: Friend must die today.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #35 on: June 17, 2010, 08:34:21 PM »

I will kill my daughter to save her from the horrors sure to come.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #36 on: June 17, 2010, 09:58:50 PM »

Presedent Rufus had a pasta.  He enjoyed pasta even though it was a "peasants" dish.  The way it curled down his tongue reminded him if his tortured dark past.  The pain made him strongr.

He eyed a list of postential suspects.  thes list was written for him by his secretery, a loyal woman named chalrnee.  He would not admit that he had feekings for her; in fact if asked he would make Dakr Nation eat her face.  but still he had this feelings.

On the l;ist was a name he had thoguht he did not had forgtotten, but recalled now for the first time in a long, time.  Niku was known to be a thorn in a side fo his company for a very long time.  his turks had huntde him for a long time but now they knew he was here.  though it might not be te same man noww as it was once, Rufus knew the truth may lie behind the eys of the liar, not necesarily the saint...
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #37 on: June 17, 2010, 10:12:31 PM »

Not my call, but if we get divorced, I get the TV.

What if you happen to end up dead? McAeris.
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #38 on: June 17, 2010, 10:25:18 PM »

I will kill my daughter to save her from the horrors sure to come.

You are the worst father
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Re: Vampires Vs Werewolves VII: Advent Wolfpire
« Reply #39 on: June 17, 2010, 10:36:47 PM »

Brickroad still hasn't said jack, so far as I can tell. He's not the only one, either.
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