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Re: Beasts
« Reply #100 on: October 09, 2009, 11:04:30 AM »

Horseshoe crabs are awesome.
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« Reply #101 on: October 09, 2009, 11:44:15 AM »

Well, today I would agree. It looks like a zerg APC, what's not to like?

Back then I expected to pull out a stick or some kind of seashell though. I wouldn't have been half as spooked if I had dug up Cthulhu.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #102 on: October 09, 2009, 11:47:41 AM »

Let'ssss go romp in the ssssurf, little buddy
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #103 on: October 09, 2009, 11:48:02 AM »

legs all grasping towards your face
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #104 on: October 09, 2009, 11:57:17 AM »

Well, you did grab it by its single major implement of self-defense. Much like grabbing a snake by its head, a crab by it's claws, a scorpion by its tail, or a Classic by its cock, futile flailing is the best that it can do for itself.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #105 on: October 09, 2009, 02:35:02 PM »

Somehow I had forgotten how black that thing was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6RvgwrzK9c
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #106 on: October 09, 2009, 03:28:54 PM »

The most boring man in the world says some things I have trouble paying attention to
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #107 on: October 09, 2009, 05:36:40 PM »

Someday, that man is going to meet a boring, vaguely creepy looking woman who also loves horseshoe crabs, and they will get married and have several boring, vaguely creepy looking children who also loves horseshoe crabs. The only thing they will love horseshoe crabs is each other.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #108 on: October 10, 2009, 12:24:51 PM »

Huh.  The ones I've seen were usually a lot browner.
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« Reply #109 on: October 10, 2009, 12:31:47 PM »

Oh god. Just watching the gills move on that thing...

I used to see them on the beach all the time. I thought they were funny looking. Glad I never flipped it over
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« Reply #110 on: October 29, 2009, 08:14:33 PM »

Ha ha Dooly is going to get rabies.

Oh, yeah, they're positively bloodthirsty.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #111 on: November 26, 2009, 09:17:11 PM »

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« Reply #112 on: November 30, 2009, 05:55:11 AM »

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« Reply #113 on: November 30, 2009, 07:44:42 AM »

When a coyote bites a man, the man risks becoming a were-coyote.
When Chuck Norris bites a coyote, the coyote risks becoming a were-Chuck Norris.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #114 on: November 30, 2009, 08:03:46 AM »

...and then it broke out of the kennel where they were taking care of it.

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Re: Beasts
« Reply #115 on: December 26, 2009, 12:37:52 AM »

This raccoon thing's starting to get out of hand...
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #116 on: December 26, 2009, 12:40:07 AM »

COME BLEED WITH US
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #117 on: December 26, 2009, 03:35:22 AM »

Duck penis everting at 1.6 meters/sec.  Maybe NSFW.

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Re: Beasts
« Reply #118 on: December 26, 2009, 08:46:23 AM »

This raccoon thing's starting to get out of hand...

Isn't that what everyone said was going to happen?
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #119 on: September 08, 2010, 11:42:32 AM »

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