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Re: Beasts
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2008, 10:56:21 PM »

Dude, that thing is a fucking Squidako. It is going to crawl out of our computer monitors and murder all of us.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2008, 11:06:58 PM »

Oddly, I can see it both ways.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2008, 11:08:37 PM »

The pictures of it in normal lighting are very beautiful.  Backlit, soundless, night-vision camera that can't focus on the beast is terrifying.

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Re: Beasts
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2008, 11:09:53 PM »

Squids are awesome.

They also fucking kill you.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2008, 11:15:34 PM »

The sea is alluringly terrifying.  Things like the giant squid and the Bloop give it a mysterious quality that probes human fear.  Bloop.

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Re: Beasts
« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2008, 11:28:06 PM »

That thing's a pansy once you get to the infinite rocket crate.  Before that, though, you'd better quicksave a lot.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2008, 09:36:49 PM »

Ant's subterranean lair filled with cement:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQERRbU23bU
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2008, 11:19:40 PM »

Thanks Arc.

Since I can't find my copy of SimAnt, I guess I'll play Dwarf Fort in a vain attempt to realize that kind of awesomeness.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2008, 11:27:57 PM »

"Ants truly are a magnificent race of creatures. The create vast, tiny civilizations with working air conditioning, farms and even waste disposal. Their triumphs trump even humanity's greatest achievements.

"Now, let us murder this entire civilization of ants and destroy all that they have accomplished so that we may show you how awesome ants are."
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« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2008, 12:23:20 AM »

...I'm very disappointed in YouTube for not having the Documentary on Ants sketch.  For shame.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2008, 12:31:20 AM »

"Now, let us murder this entire civilization of ants and destroy all that they have accomplished so that we may show you how awesome ants are."

Yeah that's kind of a dick move, but that colony was probably slated for extermination anyway. Might as well do some science and get something out of it.

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and when the ants are dead we will be
still alive

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Re: Beasts
« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2008, 09:58:26 PM »

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

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RULES OF JAPANESE BUG FIGHTS

                    1. Two Bugs to a fight

                    2. Bug fights go on as long as they have to

                    3. No outside weapons in Bug Fights



:HUGE: DISQUALIFIED.
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« Reply #32 on: December 17, 2008, 10:29:02 PM »

"Dwarves truly are a magnificent race of creatures. The create vast, tiny civilizations with working air conditioning, farms and even waste disposal. Their triumphs trump even humanity's greatest achievements.

"Now, let us murder this entire civilization of dwarves and destroy all that they have accomplished so that we may show you how awesome dwarves are."

Thank you bay12. Thank you for letting me encase simulated madmen and murderers in volcanic glass alongside an irate, but only somewhat surprised, group of goblins.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2008, 04:33:29 PM »

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« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2008, 11:59:11 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeNggIGSKH8

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The 'fur' of the larva contains venomous spines that cause extremely painful reactions in human skin upon contact.

:rogue: A beautiful, but deadly addition to Jurassic Park.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #35 on: December 29, 2008, 07:19:03 PM »

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Re: Beasts
« Reply #36 on: December 29, 2008, 07:47:54 PM »

lol
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2008, 05:32:08 AM »

Evidently the owner has trained his dog using Nethack. Once again, violent games corrupt society.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2009, 03:32:05 PM »

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« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2009, 11:58:11 AM »

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