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Re: Beasts
« Reply #60 on: March 05, 2009, 03:57:48 PM »











:cake: Kitten pile!
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #61 on: March 18, 2009, 12:47:53 PM »

Fossil of 'ultimate predator' unearthed in Arctic

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Predator X had a head twice the size of Tyrannosaurus rex and its bite had four times the force, at around 15,000 kilograms (33,000 pounds). Its teeth were each around 30 centimetres (1 foot) long.

Well that's one species I'm glad we're too late to save.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #62 on: April 21, 2009, 03:16:25 PM »









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« Reply #63 on: April 22, 2009, 03:44:03 PM »











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Re: Beasts
« Reply #64 on: April 22, 2009, 09:22:54 PM »



Welp, I know what I'll be having nightmares about tonight.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #65 on: April 22, 2009, 09:29:01 PM »

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Re: Beasts
« Reply #66 on: May 02, 2009, 06:08:24 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd97TnKlRZM

Werner Herzog documentary in 3... 2...
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #67 on: May 02, 2009, 07:05:14 PM »

The funny thing about dark maned lions is that they're way more attractive to the ladies and also way less fertile.  Lawls nature.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #69 on: June 06, 2009, 06:31:19 PM »

Centipedes are awesome.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #70 on: June 06, 2009, 06:45:20 PM »



HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM WHEN I WAS UNDRESSING

I'LL CALL THE COPS ARC YOU FUCKING PERVERT
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #71 on: June 06, 2009, 07:22:16 PM »

FRIDAY IS A GELGEMEC!



The Gelgemec vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth!
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #72 on: June 06, 2009, 07:32:55 PM »

Also, flames shoot out at regular intervals.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #73 on: June 06, 2009, 07:44:16 PM »

Don't forget the tennis ball cannons.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #74 on: June 07, 2009, 05:47:55 AM »

PUH-THOONT!
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #75 on: June 22, 2009, 04:54:33 PM »

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« Reply #76 on: June 22, 2009, 06:31:52 PM »

That is definitely a "no shit" article, and a dumb one at that. Wow, sharks put effort into catching their prey. They are exactly like a serial killer! Except they are killing out of necessity, not to make skin hats.
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Re: Beasts
« Reply #77 on: June 22, 2009, 06:38:45 PM »


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Re: Beasts
« Reply #78 on: September 09, 2009, 07:48:32 PM »

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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Beasts
« Reply #79 on: September 09, 2009, 07:59:23 PM »

Aww, that rat was actually pretty cute.
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