Brontoforumus Archive

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:


This board has been fossilized.
You are reading an archive of Brontoforumus, a.k.a. The Worst Forums Ever, from 2008 to early 2014.  Registration and posting (for most members) has been disabled here to discourage spambots from taking over.  Old members can still log in to view boards, PMs, etc.

The new message board is at http://brontoforum.us.

Pages: 1 2 3 4 [5] 6 7 8 9 10 ... 12

Author Topic: Beasts  (Read 15730 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Alex

  • the Slug
  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 1041
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #80 on: September 09, 2009, 09:02:55 PM »

That rat is friggin' adorable you guys.  I can't possibly stress its cuteness enough!  Capybaras might be the largest rodent, but this rat has the biggest cuteness.
Logged

Royal☭

  • Supreme Court Judge President
  • Tested
  • Karma: 88
  • Posts: 6301
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #81 on: September 28, 2009, 09:23:16 PM »

Niku

  • MEAT
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65350
  • Posts: 6705
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #82 on: September 28, 2009, 09:29:53 PM »

<Niku> that caterpillar's last thought:
<Niku> sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Logged
i'm a blog now, blogs are cool: a fantastic machine made of meat

Lottel

  • You know that's right
  • Tested
  • Karma: 81
  • Posts: 3723
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #83 on: September 28, 2009, 09:51:09 PM »

Damn.
Every time I see this thread I think it says Breasts.
And then I see these caterpillars.
What are you trying to do, give me a complex?
Logged

Disposable Ninja

  • Tested
  • Karma: -65447
  • Posts: 4529
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #84 on: September 28, 2009, 09:55:54 PM »

well I now know that I will never sleep again. I just might cry in a corner for a while.

OH GOD I HAVE AN ITCH ON MY BACK. THERE'S AN ITCH ON MY BACK.
Logged

McDohl

  • Pika-boo
  • Tested
  • Karma: 27
  • Posts: 4379
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #85 on: September 29, 2009, 06:11:48 AM »

Good thing I went to bed BEFORE that was posted!  :8D:
Logged

Classic

  • Happens more often than you'd think.
  • Tested
  • Karma: -58471
  • Posts: 7501
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #86 on: September 29, 2009, 06:29:52 AM »

:hi5:
Logged

Esperath

  • chesse nab
  • Tested
  • Karma: 26
  • Posts: 1222
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #87 on: October 04, 2009, 09:23:08 PM »

Logged

Büge

  • won't give you fleaz
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65304
  • Posts: 10062
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #88 on: October 05, 2009, 12:57:04 PM »

well I now know that I will never sleep again. I just might cry in a corner for a while.

OH GOD I HAVE AN ITCH ON MY BACK. THERE'S AN ITCH ON MY BACK.

You should read "The Hollows" from House of Mystery #1.
Logged

Dooly

  • Who?
  • Tested
  • Karma: 9
  • Posts: 915
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #89 on: October 06, 2009, 07:08:39 PM »

So my parents have been feeding the local raccoons.  It started with two females and a smaller one of indeterminate gender who all come in the daytime, and now the females have both had litters of their own.  Now one of them brings the whole family with her.
Logged
:painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful:
:painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful:
:painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful:
:painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful:
:painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful:

Lady Duke

  • Shiny Ranger
  • Tested
  • Karma: 3
  • Posts: 2339
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #90 on: October 06, 2009, 07:12:42 PM »

Oh my god, I am so jealous of your raccoon posse.

They are soooooooooooooooo cute :D
Logged

Ted Belmont

  • Tested
  • Karma: 50
  • Posts: 3447
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #91 on: October 06, 2009, 07:16:15 PM »

Oh my god, I am so jealous of your raccoon posse.

They are soooooooooooooooo cute :D

soooooo cute
Logged

Disposable Ninja

  • Tested
  • Karma: -65447
  • Posts: 4529
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #92 on: October 06, 2009, 07:26:05 PM »

You're lucky. I have to deal with possums.

They're not very cute.
Logged

Brentai

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXYVlPgX_o
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65281
  • Posts: 17524
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #93 on: October 06, 2009, 07:30:55 PM »

Logged

Detonator

  • You made me come back for THIS?
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: 42
  • Posts: 3040
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #94 on: October 06, 2009, 07:31:46 PM »

Logged
"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

Royal☭

  • Supreme Court Judge President
  • Tested
  • Karma: 88
  • Posts: 6301
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #95 on: October 06, 2009, 07:39:01 PM »

Ha ha Dooly is going to get rabies.

François

  • Huh.
  • Tested
  • Karma: 83
  • Posts: 3313
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #96 on: October 09, 2009, 10:26:39 AM »

Once, when I was a wee little kid, my father took me and my brother to Wildwood. Pleasant times were had on the beach.

For a time.

I found something hard half-buried in the sand, in a spot where I had water up to my waist. I bent over and felt around; it was long, thin, and felt firmly stuck in. My curiosity aroused, I dug it up. Triumphantly, I raised my prize out of the water to finally get a good look at it.

The next instant, I had this wriggling in my face:
.

I screamed, dropped it, ran out of that pit of alien horrors, and spent most of the rest of the vacation in the hotel pool.

I know now that I just happened to grab a horseshoe crab by the tail, but for years and years I had become convinced that the whole incident was just a nightmare. No one believed my description connected to reality in any way. Even back then I often had violently disturbing dreams, so I figured it had been just one more.

In a way, it's strangely comforting to find out that something I thought was purely the stuff of nightmares is in fact as real as real can be.
Logged

Mongrel

  • Emoticon Knight-Errant
  • kodePunc Team
  • Tested
  • *
  • Karma: -65340
  • Posts: 17029
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #97 on: October 09, 2009, 10:28:57 AM »

FACEHUGGER!
Logged

Classic

  • Happens more often than you'd think.
  • Tested
  • Karma: -58471
  • Posts: 7501
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #98 on: October 09, 2009, 10:31:06 AM »

Horseshoe crabs are one of the cutest chelicerates still alive. Dawww!
Logged

Alex

  • the Slug
  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 1041
    • View Profile
Re: Beasts
« Reply #99 on: October 09, 2009, 10:37:09 AM »

You found one of Friday's many bastard children.
Logged
Pages: 1 2 3 4 [5] 6 7 8 9 10 ... 12