Topic: Beasts (Read 24527 times)

Classic · « **Reply #200 on:** May 03, 2012, 01:14:59 PM »

I concede that what a lioness does to pull a cub back to the den feels nearly identical to a spine-severing murder bite to a human. But I'm not 100% sure that lion is actually interested in eating that baby. If she were, wouldn't she bare her teeth more as she prepared to bite instead of those jowly, careful opens?

Mongrel · « **Reply #201 on:** May 03, 2012, 01:32:18 PM »

Let's throw babies at the lion until we get a scientific answer.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #202 on:** June 09, 2012, 09:11:35 AM »

So I saved a neighbor's dog from being eaten by a coyote this morning.

Büge · « **Reply #203 on:** June 09, 2012, 11:20:16 AM »

...and then you ate it.

R^2 · « **Reply #204 on:** June 09, 2012, 11:57:06 AM »

Ted saves dog...

...For later.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #205 on:** June 09, 2012, 02:16:36 PM »

Actually, even though I managed to chase off the coyote, the dog still got messed up pretty badly. I took him and his owner to an emergency pet hospital; last I heard around 8:00 this morning, he was still in surgery, and the vets were amazed he managed to survive at all. I hope he's okay.

Mongrel · « **Reply #206 on:** June 09, 2012, 09:10:26 PM »

It's way out of their normal range, but we just found a big ole' Brown Recluse in the shower! LOLWHOOPS SORRY LADY, WE LIKE SPIDERS AND ALL, BUT YOU GET SHOWN THE DOOR.

Büge · « **Reply #207 on:** June 10, 2012, 05:12:13 AM »

Shoulda let it bite you.

Mongrel · « **Reply #208 on:** June 10, 2012, 06:48:16 AM »

Starr actually treated a guy who died from a brown recluse bite (well, not the bite itself - he got an infection afterwards).

So prrrrrrrrrrrrrroabably not.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #209 on:** June 20, 2012, 04:10:09 PM »

OH SHIT

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #210 on:** June 30, 2012, 10:22:57 AM »

Super Mario Bros OST : 8 - You're Dead

TA · « **Reply #211 on:** June 30, 2012, 04:32:55 PM »

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #212 on:** July 01, 2012, 12:16:45 AM »

Denizens from the quasi-elemental plane of dust.

TA · « **Reply #213 on:** August 06, 2012, 04:39:40 PM »

NexAdruin · « **Reply #214 on:** August 06, 2012, 04:41:14 PM »

its eyes are planets

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #215 on:** August 19, 2012, 02:52:55 AM »

Still watching...

François · « **Reply #216 on:** August 19, 2012, 03:28:52 AM »

Hmm, you'd think Basement Cat would be the one to disrupt University for Peace.

TA · « **Reply #217 on:** September 02, 2012, 10:31:43 AM »

Büge · « **Reply #218 on:** September 14, 2012, 07:28:55 AM »

Meet the lesula.

I think we've found our :meh:

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #219 on:** September 26, 2012, 06:08:18 PM »

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