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Six Word Fiction
« on: October 16, 2010, 08:00:46 AM »

Post your own story that's exactly six words long.  The winning entries will be determined by an undetermined panel of judges.

Your story will be judged on the following merits:
IMPLIED BACKSTORY: The more that's hidden between the lines (or between the spaces in this case), the better.
BEING SIX WORDS LONG: Derp.
ORIGINALITY: We now have quite a catalog of these, so be prepared to think about it a bit.
ENTERTAINMENT VALUE: A.k.a. "completely the judges' discretion".

You may submit one final entry, but you have all month to change your entry.  Do us a favor and keep your old ones up for posterity.

Have fun!
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2010, 08:30:57 AM »

The snowman gazed at the sun.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2010, 02:46:27 PM »

A testicle lay on my windowsill.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2010, 07:01:22 PM »

Lotta interest in this event, I see. (That's seven words, and also not an entry in this contest.)
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2010, 09:09:40 PM »

I farted in an empty room.
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...but is it art?

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2010, 09:15:01 PM »

He was alone...but not physically.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2010, 09:46:17 PM »

Trusting, she slept. Guilt ravaged him.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2010, 11:59:59 AM »

The mountains claimed another million uniforms.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2010, 06:00:10 PM »

Out of nowhere, dicks. Dicks everywhere.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2010, 08:01:42 AM »

I won't be participating in Brontolympics.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2010, 09:00:18 AM »

That servbot merits a deeper explanation.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2010, 10:07:11 AM »

Sex was like the circus. Sabotaged.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2010, 10:32:21 AM »

And then he sharted in pleasure.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2010, 12:54:06 PM »

You are already dead cock monster.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2010, 02:37:08 PM »

Your exploits precede you, h44xx0r_man, ENTER.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2010, 02:43:43 PM »

Next time, you be Mama Bear.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2010, 03:23:11 PM »

There's a story I don't want!
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2010, 08:38:17 AM »

After that, the adult bookstore exploded.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2010, 08:56:53 AM »

That or a life without sex?
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2010, 04:50:14 PM »

Է, Աստծո անունով, մենք գործադուլի մեզ
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