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Re: meatpaper
« Reply #60 on: February 14, 2008, 01:39:13 PM »

Also, it's non-smoking.  Also also, if it's a strip club chances are they won't be serving liquor (for the amount of alcohol available is inversely proportional to how naked the dancers get).  So in the end we've got a bar with malnourished dancers and no smoking, meat or booze.

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Büge

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Re: meatpaper
« Reply #61 on: February 14, 2008, 02:38:50 PM »

Oh for the lova

Why the heck is it so trendy now to use sex to sell veganism? Cars, yes. Videogames, yes. But veganism is a lifestyle. You can't use sex to sell a lifestyle. Unless it's a lifestyle of constant sex, in which case the practicioners probably have more infections than an unpatched Windows system running Limewire.
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Re: meatpaper
« Reply #62 on: February 14, 2008, 02:52:06 PM »

Oh, naive Büge. You can use sex to sell anything.

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Re: meatpaper
« Reply #63 on: February 14, 2008, 03:36:01 PM »

The sort of food they serve at a strip club would have absolutely no bearing on whether or not I go there.
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Re: meatpaper
« Reply #64 on: February 14, 2008, 03:48:38 PM »

No smoking is extra fail. All the vegetarians I know IRL smoke like chimneys.

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Re: meatpaper
« Reply #65 on: February 14, 2008, 05:19:27 PM »

You know, I've watched a fair amount of nature shows, and as far as the "killing animals for our own purposes is wrong!" argument goes, that is so much bullshit that even scientology looks reasonable and well-thought out by comparison. As far as I can tell, nature is ENTIRELY about killing other living things for your own purposes (survival, mostly). Carnivores kill herbivores and other carnivores (territory and dominance struggles, among other things) every day. Herbivores consume plant life in huge amounts until their numbers are culled by the carnivores. And parasitic organisms eat plants and animals alike from the inside out, then spread like wildfire to eat more plants and animals.

Oh sure, you can argue that humans are intelligent enough to suppress their natural instincts and choose not to kill and eat animals, but my question is: why? Despite our automobiles and computers and houses and so on, last I checked we were still part of nature, and we just happen to be omnivorous, which means in turn that a lot of us are going to want to eat meat. As for it being morally wrong: who decided that? You? Fuck you. Hell, the only reason not to kill and eat another person (assuming you have no emotional attachments to them) is that it is against both our social and legal system of laws, and breaking either tends to have very tangible negative results. Well, that and there are far easier ways to get food (you don't usually have to kill someone and cover up all evidence of the murder in order to, say, buy a steak and some fries). And yes, this means I would resort to cannibalism if I had to choose between eating another human being or starving to death. Even if it does mean I'd gain the Aggravate Monster intrinsic.
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Re: meatpaper
« Reply #66 on: February 14, 2008, 06:25:26 PM »

why are you talking
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Re: meatpaper
« Reply #67 on: February 14, 2008, 11:55:20 PM »

tl;dr;ur probably right, but I sort of discount anybody who tries to convey the idea that we're a part of nature on an internet message board.
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