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Everyday Ironies
« on: November 13, 2010, 12:21:46 PM »

Saw a group that looked like they had never bathed or worked their bodies leaving Bath & Body Works.
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2010, 01:08:24 PM »

You should have seen the people they were Christmas shopping for. /shudder
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2010, 03:04:51 PM »

License plate with pink ribbon.
Driver's arm hanging out the window, holding a cigarette.
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2010, 03:19:23 PM »

Heh, that reminds me of the time I saw a bumper sticker with "Keep Tahoe Blue" on it (it's a large lake in the area, I see the sticker quite commonly) and shortly thereafter the guy (or girl, never saw) threw a Burger King bag out the window.
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2010, 03:34:34 PM »

Are you sure it wasn't referring to Democrats?
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2010, 03:52:16 PM »

Unsure if you're joking or not with that question, but yeah. I'm sure. "Keep Tahoe Blue" is an environmental movement to stop the pollution of the lake.
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2010, 11:16:23 PM »

Are you sure it wasn't the "Drink Tahoe Brew" pardoy/ad? I think I've seen that one more often than the original.
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2010, 11:41:42 PM »

I am 100% sure it's not Lupus
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2010, 07:52:13 AM »

I live in Texas.

I saw an Alaska plate that said "TXBEST".

Not sure what to make of it.
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2010, 09:16:12 AM »

texas-born alaskan coming home
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2011, 05:43:05 AM »

The championships for LoL are taking place in Cologne.
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2011, 05:47:41 AM »

Wait, how is that-

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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2012, 07:28:31 PM »

Two out of the three people I know with the name Walker have limps.
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2012, 06:58:19 AM »

User's signature:

5 lines of whitespace
Oversized graphic of the words "Thank You" written in a fancy font against an ornate background
Name
Title
Boss's name and title
Row of dots
Name of office
Street Address
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"Please consider the environment before printing this message."
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2012, 07:08:39 AM »

How many font colours did they use?
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2012, 08:25:48 AM »

The "Thank You" graphic is in a blue pretty similar to the color Outlook makes the rest of the signatures.  The "Consider the environment" message was, of course, green.
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2012, 11:26:03 AM »

And let me guess, it had a little wingding green tree on it, right?

My favorite part is when they put that on an email and the additional line of 'please think of the environment' is exactly enough to push it onto page 2.
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2012, 07:18:25 AM »

So in this article about why Sony's game-interrupting ads are horrible the slideshow of Sony's diagrams is... interrupted with an ad.
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2012, 01:56:55 PM »

Monday: Sorry, we can't afford to keep you on.

Wednesday: Hey, do you think you can get these out priority overnight for all the new employees we just hired?
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Re: Everyday Ironies
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2012, 07:43:18 AM »

It's not ironic, but I was reminded of this.. It's been a while since I saw this, but there was a truck in front of me with the word SECEDE in giant letters (covering the entire back window) and a Texas flag.  But they had an Oklahoma license plate.  So, is the guy saying that he loves Texas so much that we should secede and be awesome by ourselves? Or does he hate Texas so much that he wants it to secede and leave the USA.
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