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Author Topic: Left-Handed Coffee Mugs  (Read 4053 times)

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Brentai

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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2011, 01:03:26 PM »

PROTIP: Some people were born in Q4.
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2011, 01:47:01 PM »

(your year of birth) + (your current age) = (current year).

ITS LIKE TIME TRAVEL ONLY ITS REAL
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2011, 02:53:23 PM »

:facepalm:
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2011, 04:38:25 PM »

1981 + 29 = a hell of a lot more than 111.
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2011, 04:40:08 PM »

PROTIP: Some people were born in Q4.

It used to be a very large number of regular forumers and IRCers were born in October, though I'm not sure if this is still the case.
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2011, 05:42:22 PM »

(your year of birth) + (your current age) = 111.

Ohhhhhhhhhh dammit! What article is this stupid thing from! I'm gonna go nuts trying to remember.
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STUPIDIDIDIDIDIDIDITY
« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2011, 02:22:40 PM »

I was staring a squeeze bottle of ketchup right in the squeeze hole because I wanted to look at said squeeze hole go in and out as I squeezed the bottle. You know, a typically not-thinking thing you do when you're bored and spacing out.

Turns out ketchup burns when applied to your tear ducts.
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Re: STUPIDIDIDIDIDIDIDITY
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2011, 02:46:13 PM »

We can't have a thread like this... I'd have to post everything I did or said from the moment I awoke till after I fell asleep.
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Re: STUPIDIDIDIDIDIDIDITY
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2011, 03:00:34 PM »

I think it's for stupidity beyond the normal amount.
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Re: STUPIDIDIDIDIDIDIDITY
« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2011, 03:12:25 PM »

The other day I was having trouble opening a vaccuum-sealed plastic package of frozen salmon fillet, so I held it firmly on my stomach and jabbed a knife through.

...or I would have had I not realized at the very last second that I was a millimeter away from committing accidental seppuku.
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Re: STUPIDIDIDIDIDIDIDITY
« Reply #30 on: November 11, 2011, 03:17:13 PM »

... Holy shit, dude.
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Re: STUPIDIDIDIDIDIDIDITY
« Reply #31 on: November 11, 2011, 03:21:36 PM »

That is definitely well above the normally mandated levels of acceptable stupid.

Or would have been if you hadn't caught yourself.
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Re: STUPIDIDIDIDIDIDIDITY
« Reply #32 on: November 11, 2011, 03:28:53 PM »


 :hi5:

I used to do that all the time at work. I'd go to cut things and balance them on my wrist. As I began to get frustrated at it not opening, I'd stab and slice harder until I realized one more swing and I'd slit my wrist.
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Re: STUPIDIDIDIDIDIDIDITY
« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2011, 03:48:14 PM »

I have that same problem where I forget that I'm not wholly immune to blades and shearing forces in general.
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Re: Left-Handed Coffee Mugs
« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2011, 04:10:11 PM »

Here's something stupid: you missed us already having a thread for this.
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Re: Left-Handed Coffee Mugs
« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2011, 04:23:56 PM »

To be fair it has a stupid name.
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Re: Left-Handed Coffee Mugs
« Reply #36 on: November 11, 2011, 04:33:33 PM »

Now I have to commit intentional seppuku.

Don't cry for me, Thad would have wanted it this waaaaaaaay~~~
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Re: Left-Handed Coffee Mugs
« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2011, 04:38:02 PM »

Wait... but didn't you actually find a coffee mug/thermos that actually had a handedness? I mean, that wasn't just a product of you not realizing the cap could also seal with a clockwise turn?

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Yeah Thad. You should pull out that quote again.
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Re: Left-Handed Coffee Mugs
« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2011, 05:20:47 PM »

Here's something stupid: you missed us already having a thread for this.

your a left-handed coffee mug.
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Re: Left-Handed Coffee Mugs
« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2011, 05:44:57 PM »

Here's something stupid: you missed us already having a thread for this.

your a left-handed coffee mug.
I can't tell whether this is intentional or not.
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