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Author Topic: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS  (Read 6080 times)

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LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« on: May 24, 2011, 10:51:46 AM »

DNF IS COMPLETED!


So now that we have cold hard proof that it exists, who else can I expect to see on the battlefield, stealing my babes?
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2011, 06:24:54 PM »

I will steal all the babes.
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2011, 06:46:57 PM »

And not a single fuck was given that day.
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2011, 07:56:22 PM »

Unless the demo is a complete fuckfest I'm probably gonna end up getting it.

(and I mean "fuckfest" as in "terrible", not in the literal sense)
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 10:47:35 PM »

Yeah, just waiting for the demo before I come out of my decade-long slumber and... I dunno, I didn't really do much with the original other than play through the stock single-player game.  "Play through the stock single-player campaign" I guess.
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2011, 01:02:19 AM »

 Setting my bar low for a technically competent, by-the-numbers game that has people say 'We waited 12 years for this?' Leading to it hitting the bargin bins swiftly and never being spoken of again except for a tired sigh.
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2011, 10:30:33 PM »

So the demo is out. What do you guys think of it?
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2011, 10:58:46 PM »

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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2011, 11:11:28 PM »

Apparently Borderlands gave me demo access, so I'm downloading it now. Not expecting great things, but I will try not to be biased. At least they kept all the madhouse weapons.
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2011, 11:15:10 PM »

This game is everything everybody said it would be.
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2011, 11:16:14 PM »

So what's the point of making a demo if you're not going to release it to the general public?
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2011, 11:20:08 PM »

Not pretending for a moment that the game itself is any bigger than the hype surrounding it, and that that's not okay.
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2011, 11:35:27 PM »

I'm sure it will be general public once the game launches
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2011, 11:46:34 PM »

I think they're planning on having the demo content be something you can unlock by playing the game, possibly seamlessly interspersing it with non-demo content.
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2011, 01:02:33 AM »

To entice people to buy Borderlands: GotY edition, which announced back when it was released, that it would come with a code that in the nearish future would be redeemable for the Duke Nukem Forever demo, which would be locked to only said people.
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2011, 01:04:32 AM »

Played through the demo. First bit is just a (massive) graphical update to the last boss of Duke3D in the stadium (sorry, no goodies in the blimp) which appears to be the opening of the game. The second sequence is some time later out in the desert areas we've been seeing since those screenshots in '98, where you fight a bunch of pigs with a variety of weapons, including the new shrink gun and a rail gun that seems to fulfill the sniper mode, as well as some classics like the ripper machine gun, the shotgun, and the RPG. There's also a brief driving sequence which is neither here nor there. You go into a mine by breaking some planks, and Duke quips "A crowbar sure would be handy about now", so references to "peers" are still in there, and I chuckled at that one.

I think I will eventually play this. The gameplay is solid, because Gearbox, and the weapons are all there, whacked out and fun as ever. Duke is crude, and sophomoric, and everything else people said it would be, but it's also fun. My only real complaint is that the jump is pretty crappy, but the controls list a button for the Jetpack (J if you were worried they'd changed it), so there's that to look forward to.
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2011, 03:07:16 AM »

What he said, basically. Shit's good and the demo ended up far on the positive side, and this is what I will look like getting to Gamestop on the 10th to get my copy.



We'll see if it's worth the wait and my ten year old preorder. But as my self from ten years ago would be sure to remind me, Always Bet On Duke!

If not, hey, what's a 10 year old loan between me and EB Games?

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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2011, 04:02:10 AM »

So I merged every fucking duke nukem thread together and it BARELY filled one page. This is my disappointed face, guys.
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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2011, 06:16:09 AM »

Well that's okay its not like it's going to be a good game or anything.

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Re: LETS ALL MAKE DUKE NUKEM THREADS
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2011, 07:13:21 AM »

I have Borderlands GotY.  How do I get the Duke Nukem demo?
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