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Author Topic: Stupid videogame playing stories.  (Read 13167 times)

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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #80 on: March 22, 2012, 11:03:55 AM »

I dunno, you probably just loosen the top belt and the whole thing slides right off.  It's just belts attached to other belts to form a skirt.
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #81 on: March 22, 2012, 11:17:07 AM »

None of the belts connect anything to anything and they're too loose to offer support. She could probably loosen the bodice and just let it all fall to the floor.
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #82 on: March 22, 2012, 11:28:02 AM »

yeah, but then you'd be able to tell she was pregnant
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #83 on: March 22, 2012, 11:54:29 AM »

If I knew a girl like that in high school I'd have wanted to pull it off too.

I thought this was a handjob joke and laughed. Instead you just wanted to see a girl dress up in belts. Hmph.
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #84 on: March 22, 2012, 11:58:49 AM »

It's not really a handjob if you're doing it to yourself, and pulling your thing off is not a joke, it's a REAL tragedy.
She even had a moogle plushie.

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Oh, it was a halloween costume, not an everyday thing.
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #85 on: March 22, 2012, 12:03:55 PM »

If I knew a girl like that in high school I'd have wanted to pull it off too.

I thought this was a handjob joke and laughed. Instead you just wanted to see a girl dress up in belts. Hmph.

n .. no i'd want to pull the dress made of belts off

and then she'd try to put her clothes back on

but it would be too late

i'd seen everything
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #86 on: March 22, 2012, 12:05:38 PM »

on the grwass
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #87 on: March 24, 2012, 05:11:40 PM »

So I'm playing Tribes Ascend on the Drydock map and killed a 2.3K HP brute attempting to kill my generator as a 800 HP Pathfinder after a prolonged 4 minute spinfusor fight. In tight tunnels robbed of my mobility advantage.

I felt good about it! So I went [VGTB] ("Is that the best you can do?" in a clearly mocking tone)

He immediately replied [VGY] ("Yes.") and left the server.
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #88 on: April 06, 2012, 11:55:00 AM »

One time I started a new game of Mass Effect 1, intending to play as Lando Shepard, intergalactic love machine. I spent about an hour in the face editor, and despite the shortage of mustache options I got pretty close. But when I heard Mark Meer's voice coming out of Billy Dee Williams' head, I realized I had made a terrible mistake.
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #89 on: April 06, 2012, 12:31:00 PM »

I guess I shouldn't create Geordie La Shepard, then.

There are visors in ME2, so this is totally doable.
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #90 on: April 06, 2012, 05:33:52 PM »

The game doesn't like spaces in the first name.  The loss of James T Shepard, space racist extraordinaire was devastating to me.
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #91 on: April 06, 2012, 07:43:18 PM »

All I know about ME1 is that I seem to be physically incapable of making my guy into Chuck Norris.  I even tried going Femshep once and just ended up with Chuck Norrtits.
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #92 on: May 15, 2012, 02:02:43 AM »

Stupid Dreamfall...

thats all.
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #93 on: May 15, 2012, 10:41:12 AM »

I remember liking Dreamfall a lot when I first played it but now that I look back all that comes to mind is the ways in which it doesn't work.

That said I'd still like Tornquist to get off his ass and finish that story already. How the hell long has The Secret World been in development anyway?
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #94 on: June 25, 2012, 03:36:43 PM »

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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #95 on: July 09, 2012, 07:05:01 PM »

Blacklight: Retribution is scratching my shooter itch nicely.

No, you are not getting that hardsuit :3c
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #96 on: August 24, 2012, 04:28:29 AM »

In Sleeping Dogs, I stole some white dude's car, and as I drove away from him, he yelled FUUUUUUCK CHINA!
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #97 on: October 02, 2012, 09:23:05 PM »

I played the original Megaman all the way up to Wily's castle before I realized you could switch weapons. Similarly, I never did figure out how to get the mana sword in SoM and ended up beating it after a ridiculously protracted battle where I plinked it for peanuts for more than an hour and had to perfectly time heals so that the window of invincibility would happen just as the beast rushed the screen.

Also, I was replaying the Thief games a few months ago and I still can't resist dropping people's spectacles and hairbrushes down the toilet holes. Kind of thing achievements were made for. Also, killing yourself by running past and in front of your own slow moving fire arrow.
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #98 on: October 02, 2012, 09:58:43 PM »

had to perfectly time heals so that the window of invincibility would happen just as the beast rushed the screen.

As I understand it that's something you have to do anyway.
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Re: Stupid videogame playing stories.
« Reply #99 on: October 02, 2012, 10:19:08 PM »

Iirc the mana beast doesn't actually cause any status ailments (other than death), so I'd often use antidote herbs for their obscene animation time if I didn't need actual healing.

I think you can also survive those hits with a barrier and reasonable levels.
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