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Author Topic: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month  (Read 6660 times)

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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #80 on: September 27, 2011, 03:16:09 PM »

Geez, R^2, I didn't think people could die of salmonella poisoning, an infected knife wound, an infected razor wound, an infected papercut from a hospital bill, a grease fire and a massive hemorrhage from explosive decompression all at once.
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #81 on: September 27, 2011, 03:59:17 PM »

R^2 was denied entry to heaven because his death certificate wasn't properly filled out. He was condemned to go back to the south and haunt government offices until such time as he can finally convince a bureaucrat to fix the error. Which is to say, forever.
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #82 on: October 01, 2011, 09:10:58 AM »

Alright... I have survived the second surgery. It was not a good time. I will not be posting in good times about this event.

I feel like I have been run over by like six consecutive buses

halfway there
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #83 on: October 01, 2011, 09:13:42 AM »

You're doing great, Mothra! We're proud of you.
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #84 on: October 01, 2011, 09:28:53 AM »

Hey man, think of it this way: Whatever doesn't kill you makes for a story on the internet. Please continue not dying. K, thx. BB.
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #85 on: October 01, 2011, 09:40:56 AM »

Man what kind of surgery involves getting run over by six buses?
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #86 on: October 01, 2011, 09:44:10 AM »

Gastro-intestinal.

You only think I'm kidding.
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #87 on: October 01, 2011, 10:00:58 AM »

Getting your core cut open sucks.
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #88 on: October 01, 2011, 10:26:50 AM »

Dear Kabbage,

Feel better, brosef.

Love,
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #89 on: October 01, 2011, 11:25:22 AM »

Whatever doesn't kill you makes for a story on the internet.

Words to live by.

Feel better, Mothra.
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #90 on: October 01, 2011, 11:53:30 AM »

grats on not dying
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #91 on: October 01, 2011, 02:43:51 PM »

I'm glad you're ok again mothra. If you need a bro to talk to or something you can ring me up!
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #92 on: October 01, 2011, 05:40:10 PM »

Please continue not dying. K, thx. BB.

What Classic said.

We know the hero will return and will be ready to throw down, on that fateful day when Niku brings back his old signature. 
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #93 on: October 11, 2011, 12:15:57 PM »

Kabbage is like the best guy here, I can't have him dying.
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #94 on: October 11, 2011, 01:36:44 PM »

Well, I don't know who this Kabbage is, but Mothra has been posting elsewhere without letting on too much that he's recovering from "major" surgery. I assume it's been long enough that we hold off on worrying about his sudden expiry until the next surgery.
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #95 on: December 04, 2011, 05:25:26 PM »

OKAY

I have survived the last surgery and am pretty much all put back together. I feel like absolute shit right now and the act of taking a shit just blindingly painful BUT THIS WILL PASS as my body gets used to using parts it hasn't in four straight months. Probably worse in the scar they stitched up right below my stomach, which is retardedly sore and prevents me from moving up or down or to my right. Painkillers have helped! I take some solace in the fact that I got a pretty badass scar from this whole biz.

I'm eager to heal up and go for a run or go on a hike or go out for drinks or dance or go swimming or any of the bajillion things I could not do while I was trapped in a box for four months.

It has been a lousy, lousy road, but if nothing else, being forced to do nothing for months has given me way more of an appreciation for my time and how I spend it. I feel like I've lost time I can't really make up, and somehow this makes me feel like I got all my aimless bullshitting about out of the way for the next five years.

Anyway THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT FOLKS. Next up is the unpleasant and exhausting but ultimately satisfying lawsuit against the manufacturer of Accutane.
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #96 on: December 04, 2011, 05:55:04 PM »

Holy shit, it was Accutane that did this to you? I must've missed that. Used to know folks who were on that >__>

Anyway, CONGRATS.  :goodnews:
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #97 on: December 04, 2011, 06:28:34 PM »

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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #98 on: December 04, 2011, 06:32:29 PM »

I'm glad you're ok man. As always if you need anything don't hesitate to ask.
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Re: I am Trapped in a Box for a Month
« Reply #99 on: December 04, 2011, 06:38:55 PM »



Good to have you back!
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