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Author Topic: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****  (Read 10147 times)

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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #100 on: February 15, 2012, 12:52:49 PM »

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“I’m just kinda excited. What I really mean to say is, well, I guess I kind of owe you a lot. You know, for helping make this my best day ever, rather than my last day. So… thanks, I guess. Thanks for saving me.”

“Aaand?” you ask with anticipation.

This is what leads me to think she wants more than just thanks.  She wants hot grape jelly axxxtion.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #101 on: February 15, 2012, 04:33:49 PM »

"Thanks for wrapping me in spongey tape, I guess?" = Disrespect to amazing medical profession.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #102 on: February 15, 2012, 04:43:15 PM »

"Thanks for wrapping me in spongey tape, I guess?" = Disrespect to amazing medical profession.

Exactly.  That's why that's the line that got her pissed.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #103 on: February 15, 2012, 05:12:46 PM »

NO. YOU GUYS ARE ALL DUMBS.
A GIRL DOES NOT LICK A PUSSY WITHOUT EXPECTING THE FAVOR TO BE RETURNED.
GOD.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #104 on: February 17, 2012, 02:34:55 PM »

She was clearly mad that Katia doesn't recognize master first aid work. All you people that go back to the jelly licking are why her tits bounce in the flash game and I hate you.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #105 on: February 17, 2012, 03:12:49 PM »

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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #106 on: March 04, 2012, 03:35:24 PM »

Double update? w/Flash?

Prequel - Hope For You Yet
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #107 on: March 05, 2012, 07:46:51 AM »

That would be the most normal and not in any way suspicious mage's guild ever.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #108 on: March 11, 2012, 07:46:43 AM »



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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #109 on: March 11, 2012, 11:53:52 AM »

See?  Perfectly normal.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #110 on: March 27, 2012, 07:47:35 AM »

That Clannfear seems to be enjoying the process a bit too much.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #111 on: March 27, 2012, 08:26:02 AM »

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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #112 on: April 01, 2012, 11:04:42 AM »

Sigrid charms everyone she comes across into donating large amounts of gold-not-septims-or-drakes to her, and the only way to resist wanting to go and dump all your cash into the Kvatch Mage's Guild is to NEVER.  TALK.  ABOUT.  THE KVATCH.  MAGE'S GUILD.

But they don't, like, kill her or anything because everyone realizes that she's kind of just doing what needs to be done (also: charmed).  They just live with the curse.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #113 on: April 09, 2012, 04:40:55 AM »

Disappointing that even though there are always plenty of comments full of horrid ideas Katia gets fucked without any user input. And even specifically after all the comments set up a totally different pretense.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #114 on: April 09, 2012, 05:10:58 AM »

Kazerad has a story to tell.  "Player" influence will be minor at best.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #115 on: April 09, 2012, 07:08:36 AM »

Here we go agaaaaain!  *laugh track*
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #116 on: April 09, 2012, 04:11:59 PM »

So apparently Sigrid straight up abused Oblivion's conversation system to manipulate Katia. In the author's own words:

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... that actually kind of shocked me, how well the admire-coerce-joke-boast thing worked in practice.
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Re: today's update, I mean goddamn
« Reply #117 on: April 13, 2012, 06:47:08 AM »

...

Well, at least she's not crying.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #118 on: April 13, 2012, 07:01:11 AM »

Yet.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #119 on: April 13, 2012, 07:12:45 AM »

Hoping in vain that she actually gets her shit together to try and fight back for this.
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