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Author Topic: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****  (Read 10143 times)

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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2011, 12:26:22 AM »

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Shit that happened in Prequel

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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2011, 12:48:08 AM »

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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2011, 12:50:10 AM »

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[spoiler]Making A Cat Cry: The Adventure.[/spoiler]
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2011, 03:09:50 AM »

Whatever, Katia didn't even know who he was.

Seems odd though that they would just end it so abruptly. We didn't learn everything about him for nothing, something will still come of his story.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #44 on: September 05, 2011, 04:11:43 AM »

Well, he was a necromancer hanging out with a bunch of other necromancers, so maybe he becomes a lich?  Those are things in TES, right?
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #45 on: September 05, 2011, 06:16:52 AM »

Well, yeah, but I think they go from Alive to Lich directly, like Arielle Jurard in Battlehorn Castle, not Alive -> Dead -> Lich.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #46 on: September 05, 2011, 06:31:04 AM »

that was

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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #47 on: September 05, 2011, 06:36:19 AM »

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[spoiler]Making The Audience Flinch in Horrified Bewilderment: The Adventure.[/spoiler]
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #48 on: September 05, 2011, 08:56:56 AM »

Calling it now.

[spoiler]Katia will find the body and the letter and be sad about it. The orc may end up killing Asotil because of all of his good luck clovers, as well. He also has the ring of firewalking on so he'd be very resistant to any fire spells she could dish out if it came to a fight.[/spoiler]
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #49 on: September 05, 2011, 09:10:20 AM »

Calling it now.

[spoiler]Katia will find the body and the letter and be sad about it. The orc may end up killing Asotil because of all of his good luck clovers, as well. He also has the ring of firewalking on so he'd be very resistant to any fire spells she could dish out if it came to a fight.[/spoiler]

Yup, yup, and definite yup.
[spoiler]He's definitely the charismatic big bad.[/spoiler]
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #50 on: September 05, 2011, 09:48:00 AM »

I think this story is a little less... predestined than Homestuck.

Random things happen and they are usually terrible.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #51 on: September 05, 2011, 09:56:40 AM »

Well, he is still following suggestions, so if anything murdering that guy was someone else's idea and he went through with it, that's actually pretty good.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #52 on: September 05, 2011, 10:37:59 AM »

Rings of Firewalking aren't all that great though. A Grand Ring of Firewalking worth 1280 gold (!) has a 25% fire resistance, which would take off 1-2 points from Katia's (probable) 6 damage Flare spell. If the douchebag at hand here is somehow so personally feeble that he's threatened at all by Katia's magic, which is already unlikely given that orcs have a natural 25% magic resistance, that ring isn't gonna make much difference. In fact, Katia would probably be better off making good use of her own Khajiit racial bonus to hand-to-hand combat. (Which is a really sad thing to say.)
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #53 on: September 05, 2011, 01:28:10 PM »

I wouldn't be too surprised if it ended up going in a different direction and have Gro-upp deliver the letter himself.

also just noticed this:

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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #54 on: September 05, 2011, 01:47:58 PM »

Tramp staaaaaaaaaamp.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #55 on: September 05, 2011, 02:05:16 PM »

A tramp stamp of your own face.  Gharag gro-Upp is a classy dude.

Katia did notice it way back when, too.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #56 on: October 25, 2011, 07:31:49 AM »

Well, finally an update.

I expect things to go to shit soon.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #57 on: October 25, 2011, 07:40:35 AM »

Well suck that, Mr. Hussie.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #58 on: October 25, 2011, 07:48:12 AM »

[spoiler]Holy shit it's a fucking GAME[/spoiler]
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #59 on: October 25, 2011, 08:14:51 AM »

So just to make sure, all you can get is [spoiler]a paint brush and full set of dinnerware?[/spoiler]

Also it seems to just end when you enter the bookstore. I guess that's all reserved for the next update.
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