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Author Topic: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****  (Read 10148 times)

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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #80 on: December 21, 2011, 07:47:18 AM »

Hrmf.  The flash doesn't want to load for me.  Is it just overloaded?
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #81 on: December 21, 2011, 08:22:13 AM »

Bethesda linked to the site so the servers exploded.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #82 on: January 22, 2012, 05:24:05 AM »

I may be over thinking this because I've been waiting for Katia to get tied up in the events of Oblivion since she talked to the priest in Anvil, but I'm expecting well antics to get her stuck down there until after Kvatch is no more.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #83 on: January 22, 2012, 08:43:03 AM »

Doubt it. If I recall the cultist outside still said his friends won't show up for another week and it hasn't even been a full day.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #84 on: January 22, 2012, 09:24:05 AM »

I may be over thinking this because I've been waiting for Katia to get tied up in the events of Oblivion since she talked to the priest in Anvil, but I'm expecting well antics to get her stuck down there until after Kvatch is no more.

I feel like the events of Oblivion are deep endgame here.  It's called Prequel for a reason!

Besides, how would being stuck in a well start her in an Imperial jail?
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #85 on: January 22, 2012, 09:27:43 AM »

It's all too foreshadowed that she's gonna run into the Emperor at some point, and the Mythic Dawn cultists can't open a Great Gate until he's dead and the dragonfires burn out.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #86 on: January 22, 2012, 09:30:07 AM »

Besides, how would being stuck in a well start her in an Imperial jail?

she's not the the 7th Champion of Cyrodiil though, so that doesn't matter
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #87 on: January 22, 2012, 10:31:14 AM »

Besides, how would being stuck in a well start her in an Imperial jail?

she's not the the 7th Champion of Cyrodiil though, so that doesn't matter

Dunno where you're getting the idea that she's not, when she so obviously is.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #88 on: January 30, 2012, 06:33:10 PM »

I unironically hope Katia dies so that we can just follow the Perfectly Normal Human Girl forever.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #89 on: January 30, 2012, 06:42:50 PM »

I know! MORE PNHG!

:MENDOZAAAAA: PNNNNHHHHGGGGAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #90 on: January 30, 2012, 07:18:13 PM »

I don't wish it, but I like knowing that that is a thing that is in fact perfectly possible in this comic.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #91 on: February 05, 2012, 07:38:48 PM »



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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #92 on: February 05, 2012, 08:48:51 PM »

Can't a vampire PERFECTLY NORMAL WOMAN OF MEDICAL EXPERTISE make the best of a bad situation?
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #93 on: February 05, 2012, 10:29:56 PM »

I'd probably do the same thing, and I'm not even a creature of the night!
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #94 on: February 05, 2012, 10:33:18 PM »

She's smiling in the next photo while the PERFECTLY NORMAL HUMAN GIRL is licking her fingers.
I figured, if anything, that's the one that'd be passed around.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #95 on: February 15, 2012, 12:16:54 PM »

I don't get it. What did the Perfectly Normal Human Woman expect to get thanked for?
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #96 on: February 15, 2012, 12:18:39 PM »

I think she was expecting grape jelly times.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #97 on: February 15, 2012, 12:24:59 PM »

I didn't get this either. Going off the comments, maybe she wanted to be thanked for rending proper medical attention (on which she prides herself), and not “thanks for wrapping me up in spongey tape, for some reason?"

It's unclear.

What is clear however is that PNHG is GONE and the good times are OVER FOREVER
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #98 on: February 15, 2012, 12:35:55 PM »

I assumed PNHG wanted money for saving Katia.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #99 on: February 15, 2012, 12:44:42 PM »

I didn't get this either. Going off the comments, maybe she wanted to be thanked for rending proper medical attention (on which she prides herself), and not “thanks for wrapping me up in spongey tape, for some reason?"

This was my interpretation.  Given Katia's thought of "But whatever, you guess this stuff will keep your blood in until you can find a healing potion. "
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