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Author Topic: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****  (Read 14639 times)

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Lottel

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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #140 on: June 02, 2012, 07:17:54 PM »

I, uh, I am no longer interested in this comic due to the lack of payoff with the updates.
Am I a bad person or a good person?

I read that in Clone High JFK's voice.

That is the proper way to read everything I say.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #141 on: June 02, 2012, 07:23:55 PM »

Well, she's in Kvatch, about to get drunk, wearing a collar that keeps her from burning down the city and there are imps all over the place.  So there's your upcoming payoff.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #142 on: June 02, 2012, 08:26:35 PM »

She hasn't climbed high enough that another fall is interesting. She barely accomplished anything and now it's all gone again. Whoopsie.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #143 on: June 02, 2012, 09:15:25 PM »

I dunno, things were looking really up before she entered the Mage's Guild.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #144 on: June 02, 2012, 11:30:46 PM »

Well, she's in Kvatch, about to get drunk, wearing a collar that keeps her from burning down the city and there are imps all over the place.  So there's your upcoming payoff.
She's going to wake up in Quill-Weave's house next to an imp.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #145 on: June 03, 2012, 02:21:18 AM »

Well, she's in Kvatch, about to get drunk, wearing a collar that keeps her from burning down the city and there are imps all over the place.  So there's your upcoming payoff.
She hasn't climbed high enough that another fall is interesting. She barely accomplished anything and now it's all gone again. Whoopsie.
I dunno, things were looking really up before she entered the Mage's Guild.

The problem at this point isn't even that she's not gaining any ground before losing it all again (she's yet complete one "quest"), but that the super huge dramatic update about battling her alcoholism isn't actually dramatic when every other update includes her making jokes about how hilariously cute her drunk slutty self used to be.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #146 on: June 03, 2012, 07:09:09 AM »

And then today's update.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #147 on: June 03, 2012, 09:52:56 AM »

The twist is she's gonna burn down Kvatch while perfectly sober!
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #148 on: June 03, 2012, 09:53:36 AM »

[spoiler]She's still wearing the amulet?[/spoiler]
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #149 on: June 03, 2012, 10:06:01 AM »

Yep. It reacts in the second-to-last panel but stops absolutely nothing.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #150 on: June 03, 2012, 10:15:46 AM »

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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #151 on: June 03, 2012, 11:08:01 AM »

Aw man, I forgot about the amulet.  That poor puppy skipped like a record.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #152 on: June 03, 2012, 05:18:11 PM »

Aw man, I forgot about the amulet.  That poor puppy skipped like a record.

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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #153 on: June 15, 2012, 06:40:26 AM »

[spoiler]You are going to die in a fire.[/spoiler]

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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #154 on: July 03, 2012, 11:25:11 PM »

Quote
But in your face, I behold the sun's companion. The dawn of Akatosh's bright glory may banish the coming darkness.

yeah if she doesn't turn out to be the Champion of Cyrodiil that is a lot of hints that don't lead anywhere
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #155 on: July 03, 2012, 11:30:50 PM »

I always liked the alternate character interpretation that he was talking to his dreary visions of Fate.  "But in your face!  I behold the sun's companion!"

...okay you got me I just made that shit up.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #156 on: August 08, 2012, 06:27:47 AM »

Current goings on in Prequel are kinda amazing.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #157 on: August 08, 2012, 06:51:04 AM »

Damnit, if this update hadn't been totes cool I was ready to finally walk away.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #158 on: August 08, 2012, 07:42:40 AM »

This update was legit spooky/awesome.
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Re: Slowly Retrieve Pineapple from ****
« Reply #159 on: August 08, 2012, 09:25:06 AM »

The message changes every time your descend a step and scroll back up, and Katia reacts to some of them.
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