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MarsDragon

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Take my fake survey!
« on: May 28, 2008, 07:05:05 PM »

Okay, so for a class I have to send out a fake survey to ten people asking them what kind of fake summer camps they want to send their fake kids to. I need about ten people to answer this, but more is fine. Try to keep your responses vaguely realistic, since the professor will probably get annoyed if the data is wildly insane. 

THE SURVEY:

1. Your gender:

2. Your age:

3. Your location:

4. Ideal location of camp:

5. Number of female children:

6. Number of male children:

7. Number of children aged: 0-5: _____ 6-10: _____ 11-15: _____ who the fuck goes to summer camp after fifteen get a job: _____

8. Duration: One week, two weeks, four weeks, six weeks, eight weeks

9. Overnight? [y/n]

10. Price: >$100, 100<x>200, 200<x>300, >300

11. Competitive/non, which

12. What kind? Religious, Organizational, Sports, Educational

13. What kind of activities? List three.

14. Size of camp: Large (1000), Medium, Small (300)

15. Quality of medical facilities: High, Average, Low.

And that's it. All responses are anonymous and will only be used for my class project, if you were worried about your mythical children's safety.

Edits, as Brentai brought up some issues. Size refers to the number of children at the camp. An organizational camp is one run by an organization like the YMCA, as opposed to a church or school. Any other questions/comments?
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 07:24:39 PM »

I'll try to keep a straight face for this one, but seriously.

THE SURVEY:

1. Your gender: Male

2. Your age: 25

3. Your location: Los Angeles, CA

4. Ideal location of camp: Anywhere but Los Angeles, CA Any of the remote but accessible woodland locations around Orange County.

5. Number of female children: ~8

6. Number of male children: ~8

7. Number of children aged: 0-5: 0____ 6-10: ~16__ 11-15: 0____ who the fuck goes to summer camp after fifteen get a job: 0____

8. Duration: One week, two weeks, four weeks, six weeks, eight weeks

9. Overnight? [y/n] y

10. Price: >$100, 100<x>200, 200<x>300, >300
200-300 (I guess?)

11. Competitive/non, which
Competitive

12. What kind? Religious, Organizational, Sports, Educational
Sports (what the hell is Organizational Camp?)

13. What kind of activities? List three.
Hiking, Swimming, Campfirin'

14. Size of camp: Large (1000), Medium, Small (300)
Medium (1000 whats now?)

15. Quality of medical facilities: High, Average, Low.
High (if you choose otherwise, please do not have children)
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2008, 07:48:30 PM »

THE SURVEY:

1. Your gender: Female

2. Your age: 16

3. Your location: Chicago, IL

4. Ideal location of camp: Bogota, Colombia

5. Number of female children: 0

6. Number of male children: 4

7. Number of children aged: 0-5: _____ 6-10: 2
11-15: 3

8. Duration: One week, two weeks, four weeks, six weeks, eight weeks

9. Overnight? N

10. Price: >$100

11. Competitive/non, which

12. What kind? Religious, Organizational, Sports, Educational What does Fat Camp count as?

13. What kind of activities?  Erotic Dancin', Motocrossin', Drug Mulin'

14. Size of camp: 100,000+

15. Quality of medical facilities: None.
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2008, 09:27:09 PM »

THE SURVEY:

1. Your gender: Male

2. Your age: 51

3. Your location: Portland, OR

4. Ideal location of camp: No further than an hour outside of city limits.

5. Number of female children: 1

6. Number of male children: 2

7. Number of children aged: 0-5: _____ 6-10: _____ 11-15: __1__ who the fuck goes to summer camp after fifteen get a job: __2__

8. Duration: One week, two weeks, four weeks, six weeks, eight weeks

9. Overnight? [y/n]

10. Price: >$100, 100<x>200, 200<x>300, >300

11. Competitive/non, which

12. What kind? Religious, Organizational, Sports, Educational

13. What kind of activities? List three.
Boating, Swimming, Prayer

14. Size of camp: Large (1000), Medium, Small (300)

15. Quality of medical facilities: High, Average, Low.
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2008, 09:32:19 PM »

THE SURVEY:

1. Your gender: Female

2. Your age: 53

3. Your location: Portland, OR

4. Ideal location of camp: No more than a two hour drive away.

5. Number of female children: 1

6. Number of male children: 2

7. Number of children aged: 0-5: _____ 6-10: _____ 11-15: __1__ who the fuck goes to summer camp after fifteen get a job: __2__

8. Duration: One week, two weeks, four weeks, six weeks, eight weeks

9. Overnight? [y/n]

10. Price: >$100, 100<x>200, 200<x>300, >300

11. Competitive/non, which

12. What kind? Religious, Organizational, Sports, Educational

13. What kind of activities? List three.
Bible Group, Nature Hikes, Swimming

14. Size of camp: Large (1000), Medium, Small (300)

15. Quality of medical facilities: High, Average, Low.
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2008, 10:13:38 PM »


THE SURVEY:

1. Your gender: Male

2. Your age: 27

3. Your location: Canada.  Toronto.

4. Ideal location of camp: Toronto

5. Number of female children: 2

6. Number of male children: 0

7. Number of children aged: 0-5: __2___ 6-10: _____ 11-15: _____ who the fuck goes to summer camp after fifteen get a job: _____

8. Duration: four weeks

9. Overnight? [y/n] y

10. Price:  >300

11. Competitive

12. What kind?  Organizational

13. What kind of activities? List three.
Singing, campfire, hiking

14. Size of camp:  Small (300)

15. Quality of medical facilities: High
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2008, 10:14:44 PM »

THE SURVEY:

1. Your gender: F

2. Your age: 24

3. Your location: Potatoes

4. Ideal location of camp: In the wilderness, but close enough to civilization in event of an emergency

5. Number of female children: 2

6. Number of male children: 1

7. Number of children aged: 6-10: 2 11-15: 1

8. Duration: six weeks

9. Overnight? Y

10. Price: 100<x>200,

11. Non

12. What kind? Organizational

13. What kind of activities? List three. Improvisational Comedy Skits, Lego-Building, physical exercise.

14. Size of camp: Small

15. Quality of medical facilities: Very High.
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2008, 10:19:51 PM »

Wait, is the number of children the number YOU have, or the number at the camp?  Because I think I just had 16 babies in the span of four years.
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2008, 10:20:36 PM »

The number you have. Just claim they're all adopted.
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2008, 10:21:25 PM »

yeah I was just about to comment on that actually and you took the fun out of it :(
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2008, 10:23:08 PM »

...nah.

5. Number of female children: 2

6. Number of male children: 1

7. Number of children aged: 0-5: 0____ 6-10: 2__ 11-15: 1____ who the fuck goes to summer camp after fifteen get a job: 0____

I clearly have never been to a summer camp.

yeah I was just about to comment on that actually and you took the fun out of it :(

Here, let me.

NINE HUNDRED BABIES!  *facial tic*

Not four hundred.  Nine hundred.
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2008, 10:25:25 PM »

honestly I was just imagining some kind of freak fertility scenario where you had quadruplets four times in a row
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2008, 10:31:59 PM »

Tentacles have amazing properties.
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2008, 10:32:10 PM »

1. Your gender: Male

2. Your age: 31

3. Your location: Los Angeles, CA

4. Ideal location of camp: California woodlands

5. Number of female children: 1

6. Number of male children: 1

7. Number of children aged: 0-5: _____ 6-10: _____ 11-15: __2__ who the fuck goes to summer camp after fifteen get a job: _____

8. Duration: One week, two weeks, four weeks, six weeks, eight weeks

9. Overnight? Y

10. Price: >$100, 100<x>200, 200<x>300, >300

11. Competitive/non, which noncompetitive

12. What kind? Religious, Organizational, Sports, Educational

13. What kind of activities? List three.
Hiking
Camping outdoors
Canoeing/Kayaking

14. Size of camp: Large (1000), Medium, Small (300)

15. Quality of medical facilities: High, Average, Low.
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2008, 12:24:13 AM »

1. Your gender: Male

2. Your age: 21

3. Your location: I'm hearthed in Shattrath for the forseeable future.

4. Ideal location of camp: Camp Taurajo, The Barrens, Kalimdor.

5. Number of female children: No preference.

6. Number of male children: No preference.

7. Number of children aged: A dozen or so in the 11-15 age bracket, maybe?

8. Duration: Shouldn't take longer than a week before they're ready for Thousand Needles.

9. Overnight is fine.

10. Price: No more than 50 gold.

11. Competitive. I play on a PVP server.

12. What kind? Sports/educational, I suppose.

13. What kind of activities? Introduction to philosophy with Barrens chat, ecology of the Barrens oases, and a field trip to the Razorfens to better understand the culture of the quilboar before killing every last one of them and burning their tents to the ground.

14. Size of camp: Small.

15. Quality of medical facilities: High. One Holy priest or pally or Resto shaman or druid on hand at all times.
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2008, 02:50:46 AM »

Those WoW references made even me cringe.


THE SURVEY:

1. Your gender: M

2. Your age: older and smellier than time itself, but let's say 50.

3. Your location: Los Angeles, CA

4. Ideal location of camp: Close enough to be able to reach the kids in an emergency, but far enough that the camp won't feel comfortable requesting my presence in the absence of one.

5. Number of female children: None.  We euthanize them; males penetrate more seals.

6. Number of male children: 3.

7. Number of children aged: 0-5: _____ 6-10: _____ 11-15: __3__ who the fuck goes to summer camp after fifteen get a job: _____

8. Duration: One week, two weeks, four weeks, six weeks, eight weeks

9. Overnight? [y/n]

10. Price: >$100, 100<x>200, 200<x>300, >300

11. Competitive/non, which

12. What kind? Religious, Organizational, Sports, Educational

13. What kind of activities? List three.
Building little worlds.  Building big robots.  Crushing lilliputians beneath the tottering heels of their summer projects.

14. Size of camp: Large (1000), Medium, Small (300)

15. Quality of medical facilities: High, Average, Low.
High.  Clearly, my kids need lots of replacement cartridges for their inhalers.
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2008, 09:46:21 PM »

That's about all the responses I need, so thanks for participating, everyone.
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Re: Take my fake survey!
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2008, 05:22:42 PM »

Where do you want me to take it?
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