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Bongo Bill

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You are the charismatic leader of
« on: March 22, 2012, 04:09:22 PM »

a group of eccentric and suspiciously well-funded soldiers of fortune, and you're currently making your move to destabilize geopolitics and further the cause of nuclear proliferation. What is the name of your Metal Gear? (e.g. Metal Gear REX, Metal Gear ZEKE, etc.)
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2012, 04:11:55 PM »

Metal Gear BARK, designed to emulate the ability of a dog to transverse any terrain in order to fire a nuke.

And the aesthetics. Of a dog.
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2012, 04:17:08 PM »

Metal Gear AIRBUD, designed to make everyone happy and play sports.
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2012, 04:35:28 PM »

METAL GEAR PENIS, With penis shaped nuke that fires out of the METAL GEAR PENIS' head.
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2012, 04:48:05 PM »

Something incredibly obscene to make the media and government intelligence coverage of it difficult and awkward unless they can really stick to codenames well.

"Metal Gear IMAGINE EATING YOUR FATHER'S SHIT IMAGINE EATING YOUR FATHER'S SHIT IMAGINE EATING YOUR FATHER'S SHIT"



that or Metal Gear HABBAKUK
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2012, 04:51:41 PM »

Metal Gear IT CANT BE.
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2012, 04:59:46 PM »

Metal Gear ᾱ-tele(g) markII

With the power of anagrams and plotholes
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2012, 05:09:09 PM »

Metal Gear Giygas

The human mind cannot comprehend this Gear.

ADDENDUM: Yes, I know what that's not the quote. I was paraphrasing.
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2012, 05:11:42 PM »

Metal Gear BIJ
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2012, 05:15:23 PM »

Metal Gear XENO

With the ability to ride an even bigger, less useful weapons platform and shower angst on the world?
Brentai, finish your LP.
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2012, 05:27:44 PM »

Metal Gear SECOND

I live on

through

THIS

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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2012, 05:57:45 PM »

Metal Gear Man
If you beat him, you get the Metal Gear Tornado!
His weakness is the Ice Beam.
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2012, 06:22:55 PM »

Metal Gear Mormon Jesus
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2012, 11:49:26 AM »

Metal Gear NANOMACHINE, the world's smallest nuclear-capable bipedal walking tank.
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2012, 12:19:46 PM »

Metal Gear AUGMENTED. It's a normal Metal Gear but with ROBOT ARMS.
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2012, 03:58:35 PM »

Metal Gear Yo Dawg

it fires metal gears
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2012, 07:41:33 PM »

Meta Gear, a Metal Gear about Metal Gears.
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2012, 08:53:24 AM »

Metal Gere- Highly experimental Metal Gear with probe and gerbil gun.
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2012, 05:43:26 PM »

Metal Gear AMOLED
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Re: You are the charismatic leader of
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2012, 07:03:45 PM »

MEDDAL GER

I got it cheap from a Chinese wholesaler.
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