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Author Topic: Let's ALL Play Mount and Blade: Warband!  (Read 1445 times)

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Joxam

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Let's ALL Play Mount and Blade: Warband!
« on: June 13, 2012, 02:07:30 PM »



This will be a video LP of Mount and Blade: Warband with heavy viewer interaction. You guys will tell me what to do and I will try and do it to the best of my ability.

First things first, lets make a character.

Character creation will be screenshot.
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Re: Let's ALL Play Mount and Blade: Warband!
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2012, 02:25:35 PM »

I realized that a poll was a bad idea because we'd have had about five polls before we even got into the game and that would be boring. So I'll just give you all the options right now and we can all decided.

Male or Female.

Male is easy because you're a male and it makes marrying into royalty easier. Most of the princes don't want to marry a warlord wife, but I don't mind playing a lady if you guys want.



Our Father

The first choice is related to what our father was.

An impoverished noble

    Stats - Intelligence +1, Charisma +2
    Skills - Power Strike +1, Weapon Master +1, Riding +1, Tactics +1, Leadership +1
    Weapons - Two-handed weapons +9, Polearms +9

A travelling merchant

    Stats - Intelligence +2, Charisma +1
    Skills - Riding +1, Inventory Management +1, Leadership +1, Trade +2
    Weapons - One-handed weapons +3, Two-handed weapons +9

A veteran warrior

    Stats - Strength +1, Agility +1, Charisma +1
    Skills - Ironflesh +1, Power Strike +1, Weapon Master +1, Trainer +1, Leadership +1
    Weapons - Two-handed weapons +14, Polearms +6, Throwing +13

A hunter

    Stats - Strength +1, Agility +2
    Skills - Power Draw +1, Athletics +1, Tracking +1, Pathfinding +1, Spotting +1
    Weapons - One-handed weapons +3, Two-handed weapons +9, Archery +37

A steppe nomad

    Stats – Strength +1, Agility +1, Intelligence +1
    Skills – Power Draw +1, Riding +2, Horse Archery +1, Pathfinding +1
    Weapons – Archery +37, Throwing +13

A thief

    Stats – Agility +3
    Skills – Power Throw +1, Looting +1, Athletics +2, Inventory Management +1
    Weapons – One-handed weapons +11, Throwing +22



Our Childhood

The second choice relates to how we spent our childhood.

A page at a nobleman’s court

    Stats – Strength +1, Charisma +1
    Skills – Power Strike +1, Persuasion +1
    Weapons - One-handed weapons +2, Polearms +4

A craftsman’s apprentice

    Stats – Strength +1, Intelligence +1
    Skills – Engineer +1, Trade +1

A shop assistant

    Stats – Intelligence +1, Charisma +1
    Skills – Inventory Management +1, Trade +1

A street urchin

    Stats – Agility +1, Intelligence +1
    Skills – Looting +1, Spotting +1
    Weapons – One-handed weapons +2, Throwing +7

A steppe child

    Stats – Strength +1, Agility +1
    Skills – Power Throw +1, Horse Archery +1
    Weapons – Archery +20



Early Adulthood

The third choice relates to how we spent our early adulthood.

A squire

    Stats – Strength +1, Agility +1
    Skills – Power Strike +1, Weapons Master +1, Riding +1, Leadership +1
    Weapons – One-handed weapons +22, Two-handed weapons +39, Polearms +36, Archery +15, Crossbow +14, Throwing +14

If you choose to be a female character then instead of Squire you have –

Lady in waiting

    Stats – Intelligence +1, Charisma +1
    Skills – Riding +1, Wound Treatment +1, Persuasion +2
    Weapons – One-handed weapons +5, Crossbow +23

A troubadour

    Stats – Charisma +2
    Skills – Weapons Master +1, Pathfinding +1, Persuasion +1, Leadership +1
    Weapons – One-handed weapons +18, Crossbow +14

A university student

    Stats – Intelligence +2
    Skills – Weapons Master +1, Wound Treatment +1, Surgery +1, Persuasion +1
    Weapons – One-handed weapons +15, Crossbow +29

A goods peddler

    Stats – Intelligence +1, Charisma +1
    Skills – Riding +1, Pathfinding +1, Inventory Management +1, Trade +1
    Weapons – Polearms +18

A smith

    Stats – Strength +1, Intelligence +1
    Skills – Weapons Master +1, Tactics +1, Engineer +1, Trade +1
    Weapons – One-handed weapons +11

A game poacher

    Stats – Strength +1, Agility +1
    Skills – Power Draw +1, Athletics +1, Tracking +1, Spotting +1
    Weapons – Polearms +12, Archery +53



Our Motivation for Adventure

Your final choice relates to our motivation for the quest.

Personal revenge

    Stats – Strength +2
    Skills – Power Strike +1

The loss of a loved one

    Stats – Charisma +2
    Skills – Ironflesh +1

Wanderlust

    Stats – Agility +2
    Skills – Pathfinding +1

Being forced out of your home

    Stats – Strength +1, Intelligence +1
    Skills – Weapons Master +1

Lust for money and power

    Stats – Agility +1, Intelligence +1
    Skills – Looting +1
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Re: Let's ALL Play Mount and Blade: Warband!
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2012, 02:34:33 PM »

Play a lady, have a warrior veteran father, and be a steppe child.

Make sure her hair is red.
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Re: Let's ALL Play Mount and Blade: Warband!
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2012, 02:39:00 PM »

The female play experience is a lot more fun, IMO. You have a lot more hurdles to cross to place yourself in power.

I don't know how marriage works or if it works for female characters at all, though. You will have to work very hard to get your commission in any case, as opposed to male characters who can literally do it after they finish their starter quests.

If you do pick female, choose lady in waiting and go with Swadia or the mongol or saracen civilizations whose names I forget. Rhodians and the viking dudes are all dull as fuck to watch because they only have infantry.


edit: seriously though play a lady, you get a lot more out of the game. I clawed my way up the renown ladder by winning a couple of tournaments and then beating the viking king's army during a war and saving the king of swadia from capture. Shit was so cash.
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Re: Let's ALL Play Mount and Blade: Warband!
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2012, 07:04:56 PM »

Male, travelling merchant, shop assistant, goods peddler, lust for money and power. Also, I say male because I never play females in video games unless the main character is female by default and unchangeable.
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Re: Let's ALL Play Mount and Blade: Warband!
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2012, 07:08:02 PM »

Female, A veteran warrior, A troubadour, Being forced out of your home.
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Re: Let's ALL Play Mount and Blade: Warband!
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2012, 07:30:34 PM »

Male, because I see the HURR YER A GURL aspect of the LP getting tiresome fast.  Yes I realize I'm describing the life of an actual modern woman.

Impoverished Noble, Shop Assistant, Troubadour, Loss of a Loved One.  Max out Charisma and Leadership and go for Pokemon Mastery.
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Re: Let's ALL Play Mount and Blade: Warband!
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2012, 07:42:20 PM »

go for Pokemon Mastery.

Oh, here I thought it was just me.
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Re: Let's ALL Play Mount and Blade: Warband!
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2012, 08:06:29 PM »

NOPE WE'RE DOING ALL OUR LPS THIS WAY NOW

WE ARE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE
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Re: Let's ALL Play Mount and Blade: Warband!
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2012, 08:19:51 PM »

But this would mean that R^2 has a rival.
Joxam could be his equal.
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Re: Let's ALL Play Mount and Blade: Warband!
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2012, 08:21:56 PM »

All I know is Joxam was here.  But what could that mean?
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