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Author Topic: Universal Truths  (Read 1074 times)

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Disposable Ninja

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Universal Truths
« on: June 15, 2012, 07:31:54 AM »

I have come to realize something about women. And this is reality for all women, regardless of age, race, creed or sexuality: every single woman alive... loves a well-timed dick joke.
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Re: Universal Truths
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2012, 07:44:25 AM »

I hear they also have vaginas
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Re: Universal Truths
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2012, 07:45:52 AM »

contrary to popular belief, and what women claim, all women, everywhere fart. And their farts stink just as bad as men's do.
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Re: Universal Truths
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2012, 08:05:57 AM »

You will grow old and die.
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Re: Universal Truths
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2012, 08:24:38 AM »

You will fart and die.

Not necessarily in that order.
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Re: Universal Truths
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2012, 08:30:01 AM »

You will fart and die. Somewhere while this happens somebody will tell a dick joke.
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Re: Universal Truths
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2012, 08:31:47 AM »

Someone's got to be the last gasp (or fart) for human life on Earth. That poor soul won't have any dick jokes to mark their passing.
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Re: Universal Truths
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2012, 09:02:29 AM »

I hear they also have vaginas

 :objection:

Not all women have vaginas!

EDIT: Holy shit that new objection emoticon is kind of horrifying.
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Re: Universal Truths
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2012, 10:49:03 AM »

I actually entirely agree with you Ted, I was being cynical and predicting someone else leaping in to start some kind of kneejerk argument. But that was kneejerk of myself and preemptively dramatic.

The point is I wasn't talking shit on you but some hypothetical phantom strawman opposed to you. I'm gonna delete my post and chill out today because apparently I'm in a weird mood and ruffling people.
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Re: Universal Truths
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2012, 12:39:21 PM »

Great, now I feel bad for de-karma'ing you. ::(:

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Re: Universal Truths
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2012, 02:20:56 PM »

I hold firm that all women have vaginas.

Those with cocks are clearly labeled as girls.
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Re: Universal Truths
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2012, 04:38:55 PM »

:mahboi:

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