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Ted Belmont

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Shaving
« on: March 28, 2012, 06:37:11 PM »

HEY

You guys shave, right? Have you signed up for the Dollar Shave Club? WHY NOT?

It's surprisingly great, actually! I went with the twin, myself, because I don't see how MORE BLADES = better shave, but if you like ridiculous numbers of blades, they have them in 4-bladed and 6-bladed varieties, with all manner of various strips and whatnots.

The prices are great, even the highest-end option is only $9(including shipping) for 4 cartridges a month; better than paying $25 for 4 goddamn cartridges, and the quality and materials are just as good as brand-name razors. I wanted to wait until I actually got my razor to mention them here, because I didn't want to recommend something without using it, but they're solid!

Plus, if you sign up, and use that link up there, I get a free month. ::3:
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2012, 06:39:42 PM »

I can't even tell from that site what the hell it is they're selling (I mean, it's razor blades, but...).
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2012, 06:41:41 PM »

Suddenly I feel like I don't replace my razor nearly often enough.
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2012, 06:43:50 PM »

I can't even tell from that site what the hell it is they're selling (I mean, it's razor blades, but...).

Okay, so here's how it works: you sign up, choose which razor you want to get, and once a month, they send you cartridges for your razor in the mail. It costs $3 a month for the basic model, $6 for the 4-blade, and $9 for the 6-blade monstrosity. The handles are free; if you change razors, you get a handle for the new one free too. That's pretty much it.
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2012, 07:04:08 PM »

That's great, but can you find me a thing that gets me laser hair removal for $1?
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2012, 07:07:20 PM »

But Buge! Cutting yourself is the BURLIEST way to pursue depilation on any scale!
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2012, 07:16:06 PM »

I...I don't think burliness is a big selling point for Buge.
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2012, 07:27:53 PM »

...
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How about baseless superlatives?
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2012, 07:35:39 PM »

:shrug:
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2012, 07:45:54 PM »

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Re: Shaving
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2012, 11:51:18 PM »

I honestly think all this talk of shaving is just disgusting, if you guys wanna disfigure yourselves, fine, but don't rub our faces in it, like you rub your faces on sharp objects to remove your manhood!

I am sickened and ashamed! And riding a motorbike through a tidal wave to fight a ninja on top of the statue of liberty while my brain is on fire.
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2012, 09:31:56 AM »

Secretly, Stush is a Haredi Amish Mullah.

Who rides motorbikes through tidal waves to fight ninjas on top of the statue of liberty while his brain is on fire.
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2012, 10:15:24 AM »

I honestly think all this talk of shaving is just disgusting, if you guys wanna disfigure yourselves, fine, but don't rub our faces in it, like you rub your faces on sharp objects to remove your manhood!

I am sickened and ashamed! And riding a motorbike through a tidal wave to fight a ninja on top of the statue of liberty while my brain is on fire.

Hey, I tried not shaving.

It made me look like this:



Not everybody can pull it off.

At any rate, good to know; I've got 4 cartridges left but could totally give this a whirl once I'm done with them.
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2012, 02:51:30 PM »

In that picture you actually look like your current avatar.
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2012, 04:11:44 PM »

I'm getting a musketeer vibe.

A thundermusketeer.

Cat.
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2012, 04:54:20 PM »

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Re: Shaving
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2012, 07:36:48 PM »

In that picture you actually look like your current avatar.

Nah.  He's got a big bushy mustache and no bald patches.
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2012, 07:52:44 PM »

You don't really look balding at all in your photo.

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Now I wanna see a current picture.
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2012, 08:04:09 PM »

I meant on my face.  The beard is patchy and does not connect to the mustache.

But yeah, that photo was taken a decade ago and my hairline's receded.  Here's a recent one that I was able to readily find on the Internet.



(Also pictured: Brad and Afro Jon, as well as the latter's wife Gina.  Not sure who the hands belong to; possibly Brad's wife Jasa.)
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Re: Shaving
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2012, 08:27:36 PM »

I like the contrast between your shirt and your friends shirts. :glee:
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