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Kazz

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ThingV
« on: October 24, 2012, 08:58:24 PM »



* RED ALERT *

Attention XCOM Operatives:

I have grave news.  The extraterrestrials have perfected their ability to remotely control the human mind.  We know for a fact that they are presently using this technology on two of your fellow soldiers.  The aliens have access to their every memory, and can perfectly mimic their former personalities; men and women that have been enslaved in this manner cannot be saved.  They must be destroyed.

We have provided you with two devices capable of detecting psychic energy; they require a full day to recharge, so use them wisely.  A pair of flamethrowers have also been secretly given to certain of your comrades, and a box of grenades has been ordered through Amazon and should arrive tomorrow.

It is with a heavy heart that I am forced to quarantine you in the barracks.  You must annihilate the alien threat.  If you succeed, I can release you.  If you fail, the Earth's last line of defense against the aliens will die with you.

Godspeed.

XOXO The Council :3

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Operative Roster:

Bakari
Cohen
Garcia
Grabowski
Guzman
Mahamud
Moreau
Russo
Saito
Schmidt
Young
Zhang

12 soldiers remain.

Guzman has the extra test today.

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Kazz

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Re: ThingV
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2012, 09:07:06 PM »

Don't post here in your normal account.

If you have any trouble getting into your game account, let me know.
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Baccari Rambo

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Re: ThingV
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2012, 09:18:51 PM »

I'm here, I'm completely human, get used to it.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2012, 09:23:23 PM »

You fuckers.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2012, 09:40:52 PM »

Schmidt's the alien, case closed.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2012, 09:51:19 PM »

Outer Space? What is this? I want to go back to Antarctica.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2012, 11:37:25 PM »

We can't go back to where we used to be.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2012, 02:10:55 AM »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2012, 03:44:06 AM »

This arien menace must be stopped at any cost.
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Baccari Rambo

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Re: ThingV
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2012, 05:23:22 AM »

Zhang for just the absolute least interesting form of casual racism.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2012, 06:11:52 AM »

I hate shoop.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2012, 11:18:47 AM »

Red Five, standing by.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2012, 11:22:19 AM »

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Re: ThingV
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2012, 02:25:57 PM »

Hey, sup.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2012, 06:14:53 PM »

After Garcia posts, voting and testing may begin.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2012, 06:57:46 PM »

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Re: ThingV
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2012, 07:52:13 PM »

So do we get the most information out of testing Guzman, or someone else?
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2012, 07:53:37 PM »

Also why are there two Spanish names.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2012, 08:38:52 PM »

Is there a better option than me randomly throwing my test on someone to start this?
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2012, 08:50:42 PM »

May as well just do it.
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