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First World Problems
« on: December 25, 2012, 04:21:56 PM »

My computer monitor is starting to grow dim and flicker in brightness. It... it's dying. God damn it. Just God damn it.
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2012, 12:21:58 PM »

I have only one Dr. Pepper left, and I can't go out to get more because of the blizzard. I mean, I got a couple Kiwi-Watermelon sodas after this, I guess, but that stuff gives me hives and is kinda nasty to boot.
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2012, 09:21:50 PM »

My house is a little too warm and stuffy but I can't go outside because it's snowing.
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2012, 02:12:06 PM »

Everyone I know is fucking obsessed with tapas and I can't stand any of them.  Buncha overcooked hors d'ouvres.
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2012, 03:55:08 PM »

I received too many computer games for Christmas. I'll never be able to play with all of these presents.
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2012, 04:53:09 PM »

I went out to make a snowman today but all the snow was too powdery to be packed.
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2012, 12:02:53 PM »

The dishwasher, clothes washer and clothes dryer, once they finish, all start beeping repeatedly and indefinitely until someone walks over there and turns it off manually.

Fucking needy appliances.

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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2012, 05:27:58 PM »

my rice cooker just plays a jaunty little tune when it is finished and then shuts up and also keeps my rice warm

leave it to a japanese appliance to be polite and unobtrusive
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2012, 06:06:03 PM »

The dishwasher, clothes washer and clothes dryer, once they finish, all start beeping repeatedly and indefinitely until someone walks over there and turns it off manually.

Fucking needy appliances.

Maybe if you didn't refer to her as an appliance she wouldn't be so needy.
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2012, 10:24:28 PM »

LibreOffice has developed the obnoxious habit of refusing to run every time I reboot my computer and requiring a reinstallation.

It's had long-running problems with being open when the computer shuts down; I'll try and remember to quit out of it beforehand next time and see if that helps.
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2012, 02:27:06 PM »

These used socks I received in the mail are in terrible condition. Worn out with fuzzies everywhere, and the pink metallic threads are kinda scratchy. I should've only paid $10 instead of $17.
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2012, 03:20:45 PM »

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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2012, 03:23:22 PM »

Used for WHAT?
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2012, 03:28:03 PM »

puppetry
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2012, 03:54:55 PM »

Hopping.
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2013, 04:47:12 PM »

Going up to the old cave at the state park just reminded me that we can't enter it any more. I mean, it's for a good reason (it's to protect the bats, basically), but I miss it, since it was an important part of my childhood. (We used to take field trips up to it!)
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2013, 12:55:35 PM »

I missed the holiday Steam sale on Dungeons of Dredmor and Bastion and now I feel really dumb.
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2013, 03:05:25 PM »

For some reason I feel pretty cold in my home, even though nothing's wrong with the heating, so I had to put on a sweatshirt to keep warm but it's too big and now it's kind of hard to type stuff because the sleeves get in the way.
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2013, 03:06:08 PM »

I really want a Gold Botkiller Flamethrower but I can't find anyone selling it for less than several keys.
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2013, 05:08:48 PM »

Root canal on Monday.
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