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One Big Happy Family
« on: April 07, 2013, 09:53:34 PM »

So, I have very little idea why I'm writing this but feel free to demand you be added or call me a slut and then claim the rape was my fault

No offense intended to anyone of course

Sharkey - The drunk father, mostly absent nowadays
Silversong - The Holy Mother
Brentai - The eldest brother and the funny guy, breadwinner of the household
terra - The oldest "sister" who later turned out to be a cat
Zara - The weird adopted brother who thinks everyone else is weird and is probably right
Friday - The slutty middle sister who is obsessed with knives
Thad - The kindly old uncle who lives with us and is in charge of discipline since Silver is too nice and Sharkey is drunk
Mongrel - The really weird Canadian uncle who is always wearing goggles and clothes from 40 years ago, minimum
Kazz - He's the baby! Gotta love him!
Det - The cop who keeps getting sent to our house on 'Domestic Dispute' and is seriously just considering suicide
Romo - The dog
Saturn - The extremely loud neighbor who keeps us up at night
Catloaf - Saturn's cat who keeps falling into our pool
Esper - That neighbor who talks about Starcraft all the time and keeps sending us pictures of kittens and puppies on facebook
Smiler - A robot we built who fights crime
dreth/misha - The bored AI of a Russian spy satellite that crashed in the backyard
Lyrai - A sentient Secret of Mana cart brought to life by myew
myew - The cat. We think it may be a god that was summoned incorrectly
Mars - The youngest sister who is really into giant robots and anime and mostly ignores us
Bongo - A gentleman houseguest from England
Kayin - The cave troll that lives under the house and eats children and makes videogames
Joxam - The guy who lives down the street who is pretty cool and has a treefort
Mali - Joxam's extremely excitable brother who lives in the treefort and hangs signs saying "no girls"
Stush - A large ham
Xerox - A nonlinear line
JD - An exchange student from Ireland living in the house
Guild - Thad's son and cousin to the kids, he shows up occasionally to set shit on fire
Sora - A bird who flew into the sliding glass door
Jam - Buried in the backyard
Ophelia - Buried in the backyard, but rose from her grave as Zombie Ophelia
Nimduin - Who?
Norondor - The best person
yyler - Norondor's alt account
beat/ryg - A pirate from the distant future who is trapped here and is pretty mad about it
Niku - We were trying to summon dinner and accidentally cast the spell twice
Squizzle - The middle brother who left and got married and is pretty much rad
Demo - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Doom - King of the House, his Queens are everywhere and he has total vision of the house at all times
Frocto - A distant cousin from Australia, claims to be some sort of fire god
sei - an AI who can only do two things: Pun, and that's it
Constantine - that artistic brother who leans towards music and photography and filthy liberalism
Lee-Ham - that artistic brother who leans towards drawing and filthy drawings
R^2 - an old beat to shit van parked outside with smoke pouring out of it
Shinra - An evil company bent on destroying all we hold dear
Geo - Ironically, Geo was late and was not included in this post
ZedPower/Francois - That guy who speaks English as a second language better than you. Also the Weretiger.
Envy - Batman
Buge - A Poison cosplayer who wandered into the house and everyone liked so much we kept him
patito - I think he mained Soldier or maybe Heavy
Cassius - A dare we all talk about: go into the bathroom, turn off the lights, say his name three times facing the mirror, and Thad will start up a political debate with you
Parish - Sharkey from Anti-Earth 2, where being sober is cool.
Cthulhu-chan - one day myew perked up and ran outside and began digging a hole and at the bottom we found him
Classic -  :tldr: :nyoro~n: :perfect: :glee: :whoops: ::(: :advice: :rage: :itsatrap:
MCE - second youngest sister, hard to see as she is very very tiny.
Ted Belmont - Vampire Hunting not paying the bills, so now collects odd pets
Elfin - this guy is a piece of shit - memo
memo - i like sucking dick and my mom is a fat slut
Bal - A living Legend, the only man capable of killing five guys as a Scout with one Kritz. When backed by Norondor-medic forms a two man army capable of killing entire nations
Rico - He must be an adventurer, with how mismatched his clothing and armor is
Lady Duke - A rare and mysterious pokemon
Arc - Secret Agent, currently MIA. His cats know gun-fu.
Kabbage - THE MANLIEST MAN, HE IS SO MANLY THAT ATTEMPTING TO DESCRIBE HIM RESULTS IN CAPS LOCK
Lottel - The guy who always delivers our pizza. Every female is in love with him
Ocksi - Kazz's bff who lives down the street
TA - Family lawyer.
Pacobird - The other family lawyer, for when Sharkey is REALLY drunk.
DNi - The family Ninja, for when Sharkey is drunk and also wants to murder someone.
Kayma - Just a generally nice guy who comes over sometimes and lets us borrow his N64 and play Goldeneye
Rosencrantz - Guild's Anti-Person from Anti-Earth 2, where Final Fantasy 8 is considered the best Final Fantasy
Ziiro - A freak accident left him unable to be remembered as a child
Caithness - Door to door salesman with a dark secret
Cait - Family accountant, also dabbles in Magic
Ridley - A large fire breathing space pirate
newbie - What do you get if you combine the words "no" and "corpse"?
Defenestration - A suicide jumper who keeps jumping from the attic window and failing to die
MikeSevigny - Even he doesn't remember who he is
Healy - Is traversing the house looking for the Red Key, the Blue Key, the Yellow Key, and the Purple Key (which a bandit stole)
Lady - I don't really know her that well but I get the impression she's pretty cool
Mediocrity - Was slain by Geo en-route to this post

i will add more if i think of them or you pester me or just add yourself i was probably asking for it dressing like that
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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2013, 09:56:46 PM »





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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2013, 10:02:24 PM »

Englishmen aren't very much gentlemen these days, or hadn't you noticed?
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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2013, 10:29:05 PM »

Needs more Buge.
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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2013, 10:32:23 PM »

Also Smiler Mk 1.3 (aka Patito).
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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2013, 10:58:10 PM »

i approve of this product and/or service
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Kazz

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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2013, 11:30:46 PM »

wait where's bal

fuck
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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2013, 11:32:42 PM »

I'm not sure if I should be offended that you missed me in this silly thing, but put in people who haven't posted for years. Maybe because I don't play werewolf or ever go on #finalfight
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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2013, 11:35:01 PM »

fixing
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Lottel

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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2013, 12:09:55 AM »

Sorry I kharmawrecked you, Friday!
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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2013, 12:38:17 AM »

oh Lottel I bet you kharmawreck all the girls
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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2013, 12:42:04 AM »

friday's karma is now EVEN HIGHER
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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2013, 01:03:09 AM »

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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2013, 02:30:38 AM »

you... you forgot me :(
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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2013, 03:42:07 AM »

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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2013, 04:45:46 AM »

The test to see if someone is truly family: List a lot of other people and see if they're disappointed they didn't make the list

welcome aboard uncle ninja
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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2013, 02:22:37 PM »

Bwahaha! I could maybe live with not making the list had Sora not made it.

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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2013, 02:25:36 PM »

WHO CAN FORGET GOOD OL' ZIIRO, MEMORABLE FOR..

Yeeaaaa nevermind
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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2013, 02:35:04 PM »

Just lock yourself into the other team now. It's the only way you ever do good things.
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Re: One Big Happy Family
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2013, 03:13:58 PM »

My description here is remarkably like what I am to my real family.
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