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Secret Confessions
« on: May 30, 2013, 01:54:59 AM »

In 9th grade history class, I convinced a classmate that the Romans feared Spartacus because of his towering, scorpion like tail. I then went on to draw a picture for him of a buff Spartacus with a giant tail about to sting a centurion. I still prefer to think this is how history went down.

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Re: Secret Confessions
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2013, 03:39:01 AM »

That's how I was taught.
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Re: Secret Confessions
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2013, 04:52:37 AM »

In 4th grade I tied a kid's shoelaces to the underside of the wooden platform of the jungle gym. He couldn't figure out how to get un-stuck, and I got in trouble.
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Re: Secret Confessions
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2013, 06:10:26 AM »

I got in trouble.

Well that's hardly a secret then!
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Re: Secret Confessions
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2013, 08:04:29 AM »

That reminds me of the time that my friend and I were shooting pencils into the ceiling during art class. We would have gotten away with it if we didn't find it hilarious.
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Re: Secret Confessions
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2013, 07:18:00 AM »

When I was a little kid I had a friend who couldn't figure out how to unlock doors. I would follow him into the bathroom, flip the door lock, and then leave the bathroom, rendering him unable to escape. He'd bawl like a baby until my mom unlocked the door with a key.

:( jesus christ I was a mean kid.
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Re: Secret Confessions
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2013, 01:42:38 PM »

When I was a little kid I had a friend

Not for long, I think.
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