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Kazzerwocky
« on: August 12, 2013, 04:22:53 PM »

'Twas brillig, and the slithy Froctos
   did gyre and gimble in the sei.
All mimsy were the Romosomes
   and the Esperaths outgrabe.

Beware the Kazzerwock, my son!
   the mans that gun, the whams that hit!
Beware the Joxam bird, and shun
   the frumious Beat Bandit!

He took his vorpal Guild in hand
   Long time the Joxam foe he sought
So rested he by the Mongrel tree
   And stood a while in thought.

And, as in Upthish thought he stood,
   The Kazzerwock, with balls of flame,
Came whiffing through the Ridley wood,
   and Bongoed as it came!

R^2! R^2! And through and through
   the vorpal aubade went Smiler-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
   He went Geotherming back.

"And hast thou slain the Kazzerwock?
   Come to my arms, my Brentish boy!
Oh Kabbage day!  François, Friday!"
   He Lotteled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy Froctos
   did gyre and gimble in the sei.
All mimsy were the Romosomes
   and the Esperaths outgrabe.
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Re: Kazzerwocky
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2013, 05:13:50 PM »

Sol Badguy.
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Re: Kazzerwocky
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2013, 11:33:05 PM »

I'm not entirely sure what just happened here but I think I dig it.
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Re: Kazzerwocky
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2013, 03:14:46 AM »

R^2! R^2! And through and through
   the vorpal aubade went Smiler-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
   He went Geotherming back.
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Re: Kazzerwocky
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2013, 04:32:19 AM »

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Re: Kazzerwocky
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2013, 04:41:29 AM »

Think we needed a NSFW there.
That protein synthesis was hot.
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