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Author Topic: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers  (Read 1200 times)

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Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« on: September 24, 2013, 01:08:31 PM »

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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2013, 01:38:42 PM »

This Car Kills Fascists
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2013, 04:14:41 PM »

Wide Load [picture of your mom]
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2013, 05:44:09 PM »

My other car is [Picture of your mom]
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2013, 04:51:45 AM »

F  U  C  K
  T  H  E
P  O  O  R
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2013, 06:36:59 AM »

SEX-POSITIVE

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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2013, 06:40:40 AM »

Gas, Grass & Ass
this car reeks of them
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2013, 06:49:23 AM »

  POOPING
        is
   WRONG
     and I
DON'T LIKE IT
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2013, 11:46:30 AM »

I'm overcompensating!
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2013, 03:42:22 AM »

You see pedestrians. I see BONUS POINTS!
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2013, 06:04:07 AM »

            the
  SOCIAL CONTRACT
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NEW AMERICAN SLAVERY


You see pedestrians. I see BONUS POINTS!

hahaha
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2013, 07:37:53 AM »

I brake for white people
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2013, 07:39:35 AM »

My daughter is an honor student.
My son is just a huge disappointment.
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2013, 07:24:26 AM »

      LEGALIZE

[picture of Rainbow Dash pulling a fat bong rip]

    FRIENDSHIP
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2013, 08:18:42 AM »

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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2013, 09:21:08 AM »

Might actually do that one.
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2013, 09:24:17 AM »

Keep Honking, I'm Reloading Twitter To Post This

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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2013, 04:20:20 PM »


Saw this truck near Chicago. The sides had Galifreyan and a light on top.
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Re: Invent Boss-Ass Bumper Stickers
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2013, 05:21:22 PM »

Wonder what an upside-down peace symbol is supposed to mean
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