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Author Topic: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness  (Read 9700 times)

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Kazz

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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #60 on: March 28, 2009, 08:15:50 PM »

the short hair is much cuter
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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #61 on: March 28, 2009, 11:38:25 PM »

It's true.
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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #62 on: March 29, 2009, 06:41:38 AM »

Don't be so glib, guys.


She also gets slightly bigger boobs.

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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #63 on: March 29, 2009, 09:24:04 PM »

So uh

Who's the guy at the bottom?  I have no context for this thing.
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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #64 on: March 29, 2009, 09:25:52 PM »

That's a man who just realized how sad and lonely he really is.
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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #65 on: March 29, 2009, 10:00:48 PM »

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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #66 on: March 29, 2009, 11:18:17 PM »

The deal is that he was drawing himself a girlfriend and she called him "dad".
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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #67 on: March 30, 2009, 03:53:18 AM »

The deal is he was drawing himself a girlfriend who he drew calling him "dad". Someone call the cops.
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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #68 on: March 30, 2009, 05:34:07 AM »

So everytime a male artist draws a stick-figure, he's drawing himself a girlfriend?

Jesus, our society is in way worse trouble than even I thought.
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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #69 on: March 30, 2009, 07:06:45 AM »

Almost every stick figure I've ever drawn has ended up a bloody mess.

 :ohshi~:
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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #70 on: March 30, 2009, 08:58:41 AM »

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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #71 on: March 30, 2009, 09:52:28 AM »

Funny you should mention that...
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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #72 on: March 30, 2009, 10:20:04 AM »

:ever: Why did he write out 'dies of a heart attack', when simply writing 'daughter' would have produced the same result? I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some kind of magical exposition or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #73 on: March 30, 2009, 11:08:49 AM »

Wait, wait.  So this means her name is actually Daughter?   :facepalm:
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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2009, 11:42:42 AM »

Just remember: Pretty always comes before smart.
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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #75 on: March 30, 2009, 01:07:19 PM »

Nobody's born educated, son.
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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #76 on: March 30, 2009, 02:26:29 PM »

Nobody's born educated, son.

The only age range at which you can reasonably have the one without the other is a range which qualifies the male for an appearence on To Catch A Predator.

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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #77 on: April 13, 2009, 06:40:40 PM »

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Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
« Reply #78 on: April 13, 2009, 06:49:51 PM »

"music that plays only when you walk" is something modern games need to bring back.
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