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Commands:

Bonk! Uncle Gonzo.
- 2 (13.3%)
Bonk! Povertoid.
- 8 (53.3%)
Bonk! The Mayor.
- 3 (20%)
Retreat to the sweet embrace of Sister Mister.
- 2 (13.3%)

Total Members Voted: 15

Voting closed: April 11, 2009, 05:54:32 PM


Author Topic: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces  (Read 1846 times)

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The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« on: April 08, 2009, 05:40:48 PM »



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Elected Command: “Yesssss.”

“Yesssss.” spittles out Sammy, the large hand releasing his slender throat instantaneously.

Slumping down, coughing aloud, Sammy comes face to face with the soft lump his second-hand Mafioso dress shoes had banged into earlier. The contorted visage of Uncle Gonzo ghastly stares back, mouth agape, drool running down his pudgy cheek.

Sammy tries his best to look away, but the eyes freeze him stone cold. Bloodshot, dilated, and rolled nearly back into his head, Gonzo appears entirely lifeless.

“Is he dead?!” crackles Sammy.

“Even worse. Poor.” acknowledges The Smoker.

“Awwwww… A fate worse than death.” says Sammy, regaining his footing.

The Smoker, with his back to the young man, stares into the moonlight, muted by the thick chimney clouds. Finishing off the last of the last cigarette, The Smoker flicks the lit butt onto the kitchen stovetop. A roaring flame immediately ignites from the central burner, drenching the cramped kitchen into a flickering glow.

Before Sammy stands The Mayor.

“Apologies for my rash actions, impoverished citizen. May I ask if you recognize me?” inquires The Mayor, drawing closer to the open flame.

“Name’s Sammy, and can’t say that I do, pal.” states Sammy, inching backwards as the large frame of The Mayor becomes fully apparent.

“Neither did he.” laments The Mayor, shoving Gonzo over onto his bulging gut. The Povertoid remains latched deep into the Mafia Boss’s neck, happily suckling away.

Sammy jumps back further, defensively readying the dinged bat.

“What the crap crappity crap crap is that crap!?” points Sammy, eyes as wide as ever.

“Gonzo proclaimed these jelly devils to be ‘Povertoids’. After their rambling attack upon our beings, I valiantly hauled the rotund Uncle away. ‘Lil fiends carry a nasty sting.” recounts The Mayor, slowly rubbing the backside of his own neck.

“Wait, wait. There’s more of these ‘tings?! How’d you just up and walk away?” asks Sammy.

“Because my impecunious compatriot, I’m The Mayor.” boasts The Mayor, arms crossed. “Gonzo’s affluence slips away with every moment. Let’s see what beggared stock you’re made of, Sammy.”

Commands:

   1. Bonk! Uncle Gonzo.
   2. Bonk! Povertoid.
   3. Bonk! The Mayor.
   4. Retreat to the sweet embrace of Sister Mister.

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2009, 05:44:29 PM »

Audio added to Chapter 11, FYI.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2009, 05:47:28 PM »

Seems The Mayor wants us to Bonk! Povertoid. I say we Bonk! Povertoid.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2009, 06:01:03 PM »

Beware, Bonk! carries a terrible curse.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2009, 07:18:32 PM »

The curse of getting hit in the head with a baseball bat, I imagine.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2009, 07:39:23 PM »

But it comes with a free frogurt.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2009, 07:41:59 PM »

That was a threat! Bonk the Mayor!
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2009, 09:07:21 PM »

The Mayor - Chapter 13 - Frogurt

The Mayor: Say, you wanna go out for some frogurt?

Sammy: DO I EVER!!!

~fin~
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2009, 09:08:28 PM »

I say we Bonk! the Povertoid. I imagine it would explode like a balloon full of strawberry preserves.

Also, the povertoid doesn't attach itself to the host's neck. It jams its 15" long control spike through the head, in one temple and out the other.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2009, 07:00:26 AM »

Also, the povertoid doesn't attach itself to the host's neck. It jams its 15" long control spike through the head, in one temple and out the other.

For clarification, that isn't the only method used in this fiction. The Povertoid reverts to that position once the host is sucked dry of their richness.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2009, 10:28:07 AM »

Somewhere Queen Povertoid sits atop a mountain of riches.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2009, 05:55:04 PM »

Audio added.

Too busy tomorrow, voting lasts for another 48 hours.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2009, 02:16:59 PM »

Why does everyone hate bonking so much? :(
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2009, 07:34:37 AM »

Mother says that if you Bonk! too much, you'll go blind.

However, it's necessary to create frogurt.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 12 - Familiar Faces
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2009, 05:54:55 PM »

Command: Bonk! Povertoid.
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