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« on: February 11, 2008, 09:09:23 PM »

CEO of Earth: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ijQ7kHfrRt0
CEO of Earth: I want to be Airwolf when I grow up.
<somegirl>: i have sooo much stupid airwolf music from that minute i dated <some guy>
<somegirl>: he put so much airwolf shit on my laptop
CEO of Earth: Hah!
<somegirl>: sigh
CEO of Earth: Da! Dana na na! Dana na na! Dana na na na nanananana!
CEO of Earth: Aw. That slamming door sound wasn't you. I was so expecting that.
<somegirl>: guh?
CEO of Earth: Thought you'd logged off in Airwolf-induced disgust.
CEO of Earth: And I would have done a dance. Maybe done that macho chest-slamming-in-midair thing with a mirror because I'm the awesomest person here.
CEO of Earth: And bled out in a pile of broken glass.
<somegirl>: fuck you
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 02:37:52 PM »

friend: just promise Koji a giant robot he can ride around in
friend: that otta do it
ruususokkusu: heh
ruususokkusu: but that would be...lying!
friend: not if you....build one!
ruususokkusu: out of...paper!
ruususokkusu: "Your pinky finger can ride around in it, see?"
ruususokkusu: Dude.
ruususokkusu: Origami giant robot finger puppets.
friend: NICE
ruususokkusu: That would kick ass.
friend: I want one
ruususokkusu: Hand painted!
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Brentai

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 10:45:40 PM »

Quote from: FD chatter after Ike killing Pit at ~50%
Pit: JESUS.
Ike: Ike is all power.
Pikachu: I thought you hated Ike.
Ike: I do hate Ike.
*Ike kills Pikachu at ~50%*

Yes, I'm crossposting from Bronto's Brawl Spoilers thread.  Bite me.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2008, 07:07:25 AM »

Well Kazz and Niku won't like that!



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Re: Quotes
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2008, 08:39:25 AM »

The panel would have also accepted:
[JustAGirl holds open entrance door for Arc]
Arc: Thank you.
[JustAGirl walks down hallway in front of Arc, drops keys, stops, bends over to pick them up, grabs keys]
JustAGirl: Sorry, didn't mean to fuck you... Stop you.
[Arc tilts his head a bit]
Arc: Don't worry. It happens to lots of people.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2008, 08:52:09 PM »

Context: Real Life, discussing LAWS.

Roommate: I think it's actually a common fall back, to say, "Yeah, the law should be on my side!"
Me: Well, I'd like to think the law is usually on my side too. Except in the case of Piracy. In that case I like to be dramatically in the wrong!
[Roommate walks off here. Time for a parting shot!]
Me: ARR! All digital booty is mine for the plundering! *pause* You see, it's a pun, because most of it is pornography!
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2008, 09:19:19 PM »

[qute]i has a jo ke[/q oute
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2008, 12:42:09 PM »

Context: Discussing one of my many rude habits.

Roommate: No, it didn't bother me, but that's because I've gotten used to your rude habits.
Me: Hm, they are many and pretty rude, but certainly not the rudest habits.
Roommate: Yeah, the rudest habits are worn by nuns.

This terrible pun clearly merited both posting and a Lo5.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2008, 05:47:16 PM »

Apparently Classic rooms with Roast Beef Kazenzakis.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2008, 05:57:56 PM »

FiendOfShadows: PIKMIN ARE MY FRIENDS
FiendOfShadows: NOT MY SLAVES
CHHCannon: ACTUALLY THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE SUICIDE TROOPS (IN PIKMIN HEAVEN THEY RECIEVE THE COMPANY OF ONE HUNDRED UNFERTILIZED SPROUTS)
CHHCannon: ...I'm in trouble now.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2008, 07:11:12 PM »

Apparently Classic rooms with Roast Beef Kazenzakis.

Roast Beef says that his greatest aspiration is to write Java on the moon. Also, you're all right, and he's very impressed.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2008, 12:11:48 PM »

The origin of Edward Shotgunhands.

[11:25] <AirsickMoth> I FIND THE DEFENDANT... BULLET-RIDDLED
[11:25] <M3wThr33> You mean 14-year-old kids CAN'T run with a 20-pound AWP in their arms?
[11:26] <AirsickMoth> sure they can.
[11:26] <Dacquin> Yeah they can
[11:26] <M3wThr33> Which ones? Atlas's sons?
[11:26] <AirsickMoth> they'll run when they've got texas justice bearing down on them with two shotguns
[11:26] <Goonigoogoo> and walker too
[11:26] <M3wThr33> In each hand! Two shotguns in each hand!
[11:26] <Goonigoogoo> one shotgun for each finger!
[11:26] <AirsickMoth> HOLY FUCK THAT'S AWESOME
[11:26] <M3wThr33> Yeah
[11:27] <Goonigoogoo> Edward Shotgunhands!
[11:27] <M3wThr33> And be like that guy on He-Man, the ones with the guns in his CHEST
[11:27] <AirsickMoth> dr. turretbody?
[11:27] <Goonigoogoo> Where a young man with shotguns for hands learns to become part of society by cutting people's hair with his hands
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2008, 12:31:08 PM »

I apologize ahead of time for this one.

[12:34] <Lance> give me a famous person to put in an ad. And a product to put in the same ad.
[12:34] <Goonigoogoo> sean connery
[12:34] <Goonigoogoo> tampons
[12:34] <Barman> now thats an interesting combo
[12:34] <Lance> "This time, October won't be so red."
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2008, 06:31:27 PM »

Another conversation with the roommate who you have identified as "Roast Beef"

ME: I'm not sure I can agree to that.
RB: Agree or not, I find it's form of communication very dense in information.
ME: Well where do you kiss them?
RB: All over the place.
ME: Ah, :smile: now I can agree!
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2008, 06:34:39 PM »

Is... is... that a reference to my incessant argument from the other week?
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2008, 06:35:09 PM »

 :mystery:
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2008, 12:37:54 PM »

ruususokkusu (01:06:22 pm): you know
ruususokkusu (01:06:31 pm): i've never been rickrolled
ruususokkusu (01:06:36 pm): so today
ruususokkusu (01:06:44 pm): i rickrolled myself
jotaku (01:06:47 pm): hahah
jotaku (01:07:00 pm): on purpose?
ruususokkusu (01:07:01 pm): and...the thing is...this song? I used to really like this song in like 4th grade ;D
ruususokkusu (01:07:12 pm): also
jotaku (01:07:18 pm): I used to like it, too. I used to think a big, burly black guy sang it
ruususokkusu (01:07:35 pm): his music video reminds me of my friend's music videos, only less trippy
ruususokkusu (01:07:45 pm): like the way he is just dancing around singing by himself mostly?
ruususokkusu (01:08:26 pm): but yeah, you're right about the burly black guy syndrome
jotaku (01:08:37 pm): it's very strange!
jotaku (01:08:46 pm): I'm lucky I didn't actually see the video as a young lad
ruususokkusu (01:08:48 pm): if someone ELSE were singing it, i think it'd probably be even better
jotaku (01:08:52 pm): I might have been confused beyond belief
ruususokkusu (01:08:55 pm): hahaha
ruususokkusu (01:09:18 pm): I think maybe everyone is just insecure because they can't make the kind of commitment this guy can!! ;p
jotaku (01:09:24 pm): haha
ruususokkusu (01:09:35 pm): Everyone is so keen on giving everyone else up that they can't stand it, so they have to make fun.
jotaku (01:09:51 pm): he is NEVER gonna give you up

A lightly edited tongue-in-cheek conversation from...just now. I don't even remember how rickrolling came up, honestly.

Also-- no kidding-- my roommate asked if he could buy a pair of my underwear the other day. Paraphrased as follows:

"I have a super super weird bizarre favor to ask you... Can I buy a pair of your underwear?"
"Why do you want them?"
"Well, I'm sure you know why."
"Well, they're pretty expensive..."
"How expensive?"
"What were you thinking?"
"Hmm...15 dollars?"
"More expensive than that."
"What?!"
"Why don't you just go buy some yourself?"
"Well, it's difficult for me..." [cuz he's a guy]
"Well, it's difficult for me to sell them! 30 bucks!"

So yeah, we haggled over a pair of my underwear. Mostly cuz I thought it was hilarious, but also cuz I'm worse than concave broke and have been for a week. I told him my final offer was 25 and he said he would think about it. I guess I probably shouldn't encourage him, but at least he didn't steal, which is more than you can say about my ex-roommate and my last paycheck *badum ching!* Life is grand.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2008, 02:21:15 PM »

Rick Astley does have quite a deep voice for such a small man.

wait used underwear or clean underwear

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« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2008, 03:07:32 PM »

If used, you can include a service charge.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2008, 10:13:16 PM »

He didn't specify. I don't have any fresh out of the plastic, but I wouldn't sell him unwashed. That's a bit past silly and into nasty.
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