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[Friday]

<Stush> My coworker almost got himself fired today, too, the boss rang while he was working to ask why there was so much stuff down there still, and he covered up the phone and said "I'm sick of this shit" and the boss heard him.
<Stush> But he just got told off.
<Stush> It's fun when the boss lives in some kind of other universe where us loading bay people can summon trolleys out of portals and banish pallets to the dimension of storage.

[Zaratustra]

No pallets? he's been playing too many FPSes then.

[A²]

Four years ago, Kazz called me a smug cunt!

[A²]

<Roger> This is IRC.  Funny comes once in a blue moon.  Which leads to bastard moon children...but you get my point.

<Sharkey> I've played Nexus back when it was in beta and they didn't rig everything so you couldn't fuck people up.
<Sharkey> Sure, you could never harm people directly, but you could poison them down to 1 hp and then summon them in front of an angry squirrel.
<Sharkey> Even more fun was turning into a fox or wolf and running around in the fox caves and calling people fuckers when they tried to hit me.
<Sharkey> "OW FUCK! Okay, let me go and I'll give you three wi-OW! FUCKER!"
<Sharkey> Then I'd kill them.
<Sharkey> "D00D DONT GO IN THEIR THERIES A FOX THAT CAN CAST BOLT"

<Sharkey> Crashing through the sky! Comes a fearful cry! Al-Quaeda! (Al-Quaeda!)

<Xerox> My first kid won't have a name, he'll have to pick his own at the name selection menu.

<xZaratustra> me happily frolics around in the tiled flowerbed
* xZaratustra happily frolics around in the tiled flowerbed, stupid keyboard
<xZaratustra> the / is in the place of the : and the : is on the c-cedilla
<Random-Guy> Word up, yo.

*** Topic is 'Do not attempt to fuck the catgirl. That is impossible. Instead, you must try to realize the truth: there are no catgirls. Then you will find that it is not the catgirl you fuck. It is only yourself.'
*** Set by Brentai on Wed Aug 13 04:39:09

<Xerox> !quote *thor*
<myew> (107) <Gothor> So basically there are just a bunch of Zar and Brentai quotes? [Date: 22 Dec 2002] (1/1 matches found)
<Xerox> ...That's it? God, you are so unfunny...
<Gothor> !quote *xerox*
<myew> (38) <Xerox> Hey, I can fit my fist inside my own ass!

<Brentai> Fellate monster, you don't belong in this asshole.

<Squizzle> 2d4+1 out of 1d10 doctors recommend not taking Doom from terra during their D&D game

<Zaratustra> does anyone here use Maya?
<Cait> In?
<Zaratustra> What do you mean, 'In'?
<Cait> Or is Maya a program?
<Zaratustra> YEs. It is a program.
<Cait> Ah.
<Steerpike> What does it do?
<Zaratustra> Pushes old people down stairs.
<Steerpike> Sign me up.


<Sharkey> I'm all about Kuja. The whole "He has a tail, but HE HIDES IT" think didn't just break the gay boundary. It busted through the homofag wall like a Koolaid Man full of hot cum.

<terra> I'm totally cocking here, cock. Give me another cock! I can cock!
<Sharkey> Can we cock? What's up, doc? Can we cock?
<Kain`Ashbone> cock, we can't put you back in the cock. Its too late in the cock, and the cock is cocking too much cocks.
<terra> We can cock all night cock.
<Brentai> Cock you all.
<Lobst> I refuse to participate in this cockanery.
<Kain`Ashbone> I love having a cock. It is like having a friend who always wants to play.
<Brentai> ...
<terra> A cock is ME COCKING YOU WITH MY COCK UNTIL COCK COMES OUT.
<Kain`Ashbone> Of cock, not cock, that would be cocked up.

<Mediocrity> #finalfight made me crave the cock in ten days flat!
<Mediocrity> It'll work for you, too! Just dial 1-800-COCK-IN-THE-ASS!

<PhoenixUltima> It'd be damn neato if the next GTA let you be a drug lord, complete with your own lackeys.
<PhoenixUltima> A kind of Drug Lord Sim 2000, maybe.
<Brentai> Complete with lackeys who turn around and shoot you in the face.
<MightyQuinn> What about whores? What use would it be without whores?

<sede> Fort has butt-disease.
<Mediocrity> Hemmorhoids?
<sede> No thanks, I already ate.

<Gothor> See how addicted i am? I'm *still here* and I *didn't even know it*... it's like the guy who drinks three beers without realizing
<Random-Guy> #finalfight. Tastes great. Less filling.
<memo|war3> #finalfight -- tastes like wet sawdust and will probably turn your pee orange.
<Zaratustra> Just like cheetos!

* KazzTracy chalks up the 5784th cock joke this week.
<Random-Guy> What troubles me is that you're counting.
<sede> That is how we keep track of rank around here
<KOS_MOS> what worries me is that you've not just made 5784 cock jokes.  is that you've spent that much time thinking about them
<Random-Guy> Not so much thinking about them as thinking up new and fresh jokes about cock.
<KazzTracy> KOS, your grasp of cockology is lacking.
<Kazz> We here at #finalfight Cockology Laboratories, we find many different things to say and do with cocks.
<Random-Guy> Geez. You just know a class on Cockology would be hands-on.
<aderax> It's more of a fine art.  You don't really need to be educated.
<Kazz> You know how many unwitting heterosexual guys would sign up hoping that girls would be there?

<Sharkey> When I was a kid I honestly thought that cobra commander was the lead singer for AC DC.
<Brentai> I can imagine Cobra Commander prancing around in tight pants singing "I'M TNT!  I'M DYNAMITE!"

*** Wizerd has joined #finalfight
<PesutoTheBold> Wizerd needs education badly.

<The_Zarchitect> I am the Zarchitect. I created the channel. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
<NeoBain> Why is my cock so great?
<The_Zarchitect> Your cock is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
<The_Zarchitect> You will now be required to select from the Matrix 16 females, 7 males, 22 livestock animals, 13 small mammals and one duck.

<Brentai> You know, it doesn't take too much time idling in some other MUCK or chat channel to realize how none-fuckheaded #finalfight is as a whole.  Group hug.
<Nimduin> Fuck you, Brentai.
<Brentai> With exceptions of course.

<Sharkey> I woke up this mornin' *Ba na na na NA*
<Sharkey> My guitar was pregnant. *Ba na na na NA*
<Sharkey> I can't think of any more lyrics because that made me blow coke out my nose *Ba na na na NA*

<terra> .-.
<McFrugal> terra- I think you mean ._.?
<Roger> No, she fell over.
<Brentai> :| ._. |: .-. :| ._.
<Roger> Brentai, however, is on fire, and doing Stop Drop Roll.

<Foxie> Myew, suck my enourmus cock
<myew> Foxie: Can i suck your 10" cock?
<Foxie> myew, YES!
<myew> Foxie: No, you eat a bowl of dick.

<Mediocrity> Is Ireland really just one big pub?
<Cait> There's a river.
<Cait> So two.

<NotCricket> What really scares me is that in a hundred years or so, people are going to start moving into space.
<NotCricket> They're going to be getting together in self-selected groups in isolated spacecraft.
<NotCricket> They're probably going to get together with the same sorts of people they go to conventions to meet...
<NotCricket> ...and then they're going to colonize other worlds.
<NotCricket> Imagine a whole planet decended from furries.


*** Sharkey changes topic to 'My other car is a dead baby.'
<Thom> My other dead baby is a Mercedes.
<Thom> ...is called. fuck.
<Sharkey> No, that was right the first time.
<Thom> it makes more sense as "is called". although Mercedes is such an uncommon name it hardly works.
<Sharkey> Yes, but it's not funny that way.
<Thom> OK.
<Thom> My other dead baby is a Mercedes.
<SailorPsychick> Sometimes you have to sacrifice clarity for humor, eh?
<Sharkey> See, "My other dead baby is a mercades" conjures up images of you driving around in a dead-baby-car, looking out of its windshield eyes, with a little mercades hood ornament on its nose.
<terra> it does?
<Sharkey> Well, it does for me.
<terra> you should seek help.

<Zaratustra> Don't worry, Sharkey. If you visit me, I'll make sure you're kept in a cool, dry and -caged- place.
<Sharkey> I'm not going to Brazil. You guys have monkeys and vampire dickfish and Christopher Walken and shit.
<Zaratustra> and women in leather and whips roaming the streets.
<Sharkey> And hosting children's TV.
<Zaratustra> It's such a dangerous place I level up twice on my way to work.


<Sharkey> I think Clive Barker's Undying was underrated.
<Brentai> Bob Barker's Undying would be better.
<Brentai> A fissure to Hell would open up and you'd hear a demonic voice saying "COME ON DOWN!"

<Sharkey> Conveyor belt with arms. Pushing the lever down and right makes the first arm grab and squeeze a cat. A frog comes out of its throat. The second arm squeezes the frog until a carrot with a face comes out. The third arm squeezes the carrot until it vomits on your head.

<Sharkey> Badguys with cylindrical heads bug me. Mr Freeze, IG-88, Mr Gone. They all just rub me the wrong way.

<eloH> Wow. You must be easily amused.
<Doom> What the fuck is great about being hard to amuse?
<Doom> Do you watch the Daily Show and spend the entire time being upset?

guess what i found

[Brentai]

An echo that's been buzzing in my head for years.

[Thad]

<eloH> Wow. You must be easily amused.
<Doom> What the fuck is great about being hard to amuse?
<Doom> Do you watch the Daily Show and spend the entire time being upset?

Guildenstern does!

[A²]

I have all 83 pages of it.

Can I post them all in small doses.

[jsnlxndrlv]

(I certainly wouldn't object.)

[Büge]

Oh. For a minute there, I thought the schism had healed and we could go back to the way it was in the dream-time or whatever.

[sei]

I have all 83 pages of it.

Can I post them all in small doses.

If there's that much, it might be better to make another thread.

[Zaratustra]

or make a website or something

[Fredward]

or make a webcomic or something

It'd be better than 90% of the comics out there.

[Brentai]

Been there.  Done that.  Twice.

[Fredward]

I remember one of those, actually. I've been here too long.

[Niku]

DO IT.  MORE FAILED PROJECTS FOR THE FIRE.

[A²]

<NotCricket> I think asian women are attractive because they're more portable.

<Roger> Everytime misfortune befalls Dogstar, an angel gets a boner.
<Dogstar> There's a cherubim with a zweihander in his pants, then.


<Zaratustra3> Hey, me and Tark just had a good idea.
<Zaratustra3> make a new Oregon Trail and use the Max Payne engine for the hunting part
<Zaratustra3> wheeeeeeaaaaaaaaaooow thump thump   thump thump   thump
thump  moooooooo *BANG* bullet flying *POW* moo*thump*
<Zaratustra3> wheeeeeeaaaaaaoooooow time resumes
<Zaratustra3> A thief came during the night and stole 6 oxen. I killed him.
<Zaratustra3> But still I could not sleep.

<Kazz> Anybody see that Sesame Street movie thing where Elmo saved Christmas?
<JDigital> No, although it sounds familiar.
<Kazz> Turns out he completely and utterly fucked Christmas by wishing they could have it every day.  So suddenly there are 365 Jesus Christs and nobody could get them all straight. It completely fucked up the Nativity scene, for one, to have Mary's vagina wider than a goddamn cement truck, baby Jesuses spewing out left and right. What saved Christmas was that reindeer flying around the Earth to take the world back in time.
<JDigital> ...
<Kazz> But the REALLY fucked thing was that when he got back, everyone was like "GO ELMO!  YOU SAVED CHRISTMAS!" when they didn't even KNOW about it because THEY HADN'T EXPERIENCED THE TIMELINE WHERE ELMO FUCKED UP CHRISTMAS

<Squizzle> Know what's fun?
<Squizzle> Waiting for convenience stores to open, and going to them in pajamas and a bathrobe.
<Squizzle> It feels so comfortable: Early morning, comfy wearin's.
<memo> No I do not. I sit in my house all day staring at the walls, unable to convince myself to find anything to do.
<memo> DAMN YOU AND YOUR ANSWERING YOUR OWN QUESTIONS BEFORE I CAN FINISH MY UNNECESARY SARCASTIC BULLSHIT NONSENSE

<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all physically in a room together?
<Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most likely.

<Mediocrity> I'm just here for the dick jokes and gaming discussion.
* McDohl plays Star Ocean 2.
* terra plays with cock.
<Roger> Happy?

<JDigital> myew your myewtroller on the myewround.
<myew> JDigital:  The fuck are you on?

<Brentai> Real sex doesn't hold a candle to porn.
<Brentai> I just can't convince any women to grow penises and have sex with cats.
<memo> You just keep looking, Brent.

<Brentai> Chopping up girls who never experienced the joy of puberty and stuffing them in my suitcase because it gets my rocks off?  Hmm.  Well, at least I'm no FURRY!  Ha ha ha!
<Brentai> ...okay, you got me.  The little girls were dressed up as Lola Bunny.  I am sick.
<Brentai> Furries have a good defense, though.  "You want to fuck your CAT?"  "No, I want to fuck a person who LOOKS like my cat."  "...I want to say that's still beyond the pale, but then I piss on women after handcuffing them to the bed.  Good morrow."

<sei|idle> the first thing in the game i do is throw a chicken at a horse
<sei|idle> i can not, however, throw the horse at the chicken.  disappointment.
<sei|idle> the chicken is stuck in the horse.  i cannot seem to repeat the effect.
<Brentai> So there's a... cock stuck in your ass?
<PeteCooper> huzzah!


<Sharkey> ...Brent.  Stop being funny.  You're pressuring me.

<Fortinbras_MkII> So bored.
<NotCricket> Maybe they can put an anti-boredom chip in the MkIII.
<Fortinbras_MkII> That thing's gonna be a piece of crap.
<Fortinbras_MkII> Don't get it.  Wait for Fortinbras Model 5.
<Fortinbras_MkII> I'm like Winamp.
<Sharkey> I had a really irregular heatbeat when I woke up this morning.
<Sharkey> Sounded like a drum solo.
<Sharkey> Boom booma thumpada booma booma booma boom. Boom da da thumbada
<Fortinbras_MkII> Some of the model ones had that.  It goes away after you eat something usually.
<Sharkey> It still works alright if you turn me on my side. I think they make some kind of stand for that.


<McDohl> Prepare for trouble!
<puchiko> And make it 8" thick!
<McDohl> To battle good wherever it is found!
<Sharkey> To knock your dick into the ground!
<McDohl> To denounce the evils of happiness and joy!
<Sharkey> To fuck a girl and rape a boy!
<McDohl> McDohl!
<Sharkey> Sharkey!
<sleepyhng> Wow.
<Cheesegod> It's like you rehearsed it.
<McDohl> Team Ramtheass, uNFing at the speed of light!
<sleepyhng> That was good.
<Sharkey> Surrender now or lick my tights!

<Sharkey> Hey, brentai. I dreamt we were battling in a shitty early 90s vr game. You were a giant duck-dinosaur thing and I ran you through with Cloud's sword. I spent about five minutes reaming you with it, too. My mother was appalled.
<Brentai> ..how the hell did you know the Duck-Dragon was me?
<Sharkey> I just did. Who the hell else would use such a shitty model?

<Fortinbras> What's an AMV?
<Kazz> anime music video
<JDigital> Anime m
<JDigital> yeh
<Fortinbras> ...That's horrible.
<Fried_Octopus> Like Nyo is War.
<Roger> FIRST YOU TAKE A LOT OF EVA FOOTAGE
<Roger> THAN YOU PUT IT TO A LINKEN PARK SONG
<Roger> BOIL
<Roger> AND IN 3 SECONDS, YOU HAVE UTTER CRAP
<Roger> This has been "Cooking with Roger".

<Moctobot> WARNING
<Moctobot> A HUGE BATTLESHIP IS APPROACHING
<Moctobot> CODENAME: NO FUNNY
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> A BOSS IS APPROACHING
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> BEAUTIFUL GREAT SHARKEY
* Mediocrity savestates.
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> ATTACKS- LOVE LOVE DANCING
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> WHIRL KICK
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> MAGNIFICENT SHINING FUCKMISSILE
<Fuht_Yu> HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD IT BACK?
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> CAN YOU SMELL THAT? THAT'S THE SMELL OF DEATH!
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> (POKE)
* Mediocrity starts blasting away at Sharkey with his radical R-Type ship.
<Fuht_Yu> Puff?
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> STIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEE FINGAAAAAAAAAA!
* Mediocrity dodges.
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> Blam. KABAM. PAFFF. etc.
* Mediocrity powers up a shot and fires it right into Sharkey's Shining Fuckcenter.
<Detonator> YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE VILE RED SHARKEY.  CONSIDER YOURSELF A HERO.
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> i will not die as long as there is evil in the heart of #finalfight puff
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> GRRR ZRRRR
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> GRAM
<Moctobot> YOUR CLEARTIME WAS 6:10
* SharkeyNeraSharkey takes off his clothes
<Moctobot> ITEM COLLECTION 27%
<Moctobot> SEE YOU NEXT MISSION
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> Pray for a true peace in #finalfight.
<Detonator> Thank you for players!
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> PRODUCE: BRENTAI
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> SOUND: BUNBUN
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> SPECIAL THANKS: YUKI'S PAPA
<Moctobot> SPECIAL THANKS: SUPER #FINALFIGHT CLUB
<Detonator> AND YOU!! 

<Elfin> You say you love me. Then I see you with other men. Not to mention barnyard animals. If you want to be a slut, that's fine, just don't expect me to hang around and get hurt again.
<Joxam> I ONLY CARE ABOUT YOU!
<Joxam> I SWARE!
<Joxam> That was all a misunderstanding..
<Elfin> You say that in between mouthfuls of Geo's dick. What am I to believe?
<Joxam> Believe... in.. DESTINY!
<Elfin> Okay, that works.

<NotCricket> Lately, though, I just get this feeling when I'm lying in bed that SOMETHING is in the room, standing over me.
<Nyphur> Freaky. Maybe you're insane.
* Roger comes out of the monitor while NotCricket dozes
* Roger comes over to NotCricket's bed...his one bloodshot eye visible between his straight hair staring at NotCricket's prone, vulnerable figure...raising a bloodied, pale, ghostly hand up...
* Roger OMG FAP FAP FAP

* Roger stabs the closest person.
* Brentai dies.
* Spram whacks off furiously.

[14:57] <Fried_Octopus> TANKS ON THE MOON THEY FLY THROUGH SPACE
[14:57] <Moctobot> heheh
[14:58] <Joxam> TANKS ON THE MOON RAPE YOUR FACE!
[14:58] <Fried_Octopus> TANKS ON THE MOON GO TO SLEEP
[14:58] <Joxam> TANKS ON THE MOON DON'T MAKE A PEEP!
[14:59] * Moctobot guitar solos.
[14:59] * Joxam drums the fuck out.
[14:59] <Fried_Octopus> MOON ON THE TANKS IN SOVIET RUSSIA
[14:59] <Joxam> I CAN'T RHYME ANYTHING WITH FUCKING RUSSIA!
[14:59] <Moctobot> ON MOON TANKS THE IN INDEPENDENT PRUSSIA!
[15:00] <Moctobot> JOXAM YOU FUCKED IT UP
[15:00] <Joxam> Hey mocto.. you ain't in this shit.. this isn't how we lay the fucking beat down.
[15:00] <Roger> Prussia rhymes with Russia.
[15:01] <Moctobot> because it's basically the same word, but yeah.  They do rhyme.
[15:01] <Fried_Octopus> TANKS ON THE MOON THEY REALLY LOVEYA
[15:02] <Fried_Octopus> THAT SORTA KINDA RHYMES WITH RUSSIA
[15:02] <Moctobot> and yes, if you're really stretching, smooshing words together all willy-nilly works in a pinch.
[15:02] <Fried_Octopus> :D

<MadMAxJr> I want to fight with a giant stone pillar.  Like Wan-Fu.
<Roger> Wish I could show you Taishi Ci's Level 11, Max.  Giant Dual stone pillars.
<MadMAxJr> Dual stone pillars?
<Roger> It's what they look right.
<Roger> ..like
<Roger> 6 foot long stone clubs.
<MadMAxJr> This is a dynasty warriors guy?
<Roger> Yah yah.  The weapons are realistic, but when you get the ultimate they get comically huge.
<Roger> Yah, Max.  Wei Yan, for example, uses a 9 foot long Double voulge.
<MadMAxJr> .... double voulge?  That's not practical.
<Roger> Ma Chao's spear:  Starts out 7'5.  Ends up being 11'.  That's FOUR EXTRA INCHES
<Brentai> Ahem.
<Brentai> ...heh heh...
<Roger> ANCIENT CHINESE HERBAL REMEDY
<Brentai> ...heh heh heh...
<Roger> MAKE YOUR SPEAR FOUR EXTRA INCHES


<Nyphur> DIX has a point. That kind of muscle development at that age isn't something to be celebrated. It's unnatural and as such, the body isn't designed to do it. It's going to cause him unforseen problems in the future.
<Nyphur> Good. He deserves it.
<MonkeyDLuffy> ...?
<MonkeyDLuffy> Nyphur, did you just reply to what you just typed?
<Nyphur> I did, yes. This kind of thing happens at 4AM.

<Kazz> I like how Unreal Tournament is way better than Unreal.
<Kazz> Like how Casablanca Tournament was better than Casablanca.
<Random-Guy> "In all the servers in all the clans...she had to join mine."
<Kazz> "Frag the usual suspects."
<SoulBain> "Damnit, you can flag cap for her you can do it for me."
<Kazz> "I am shocked, SHOCKED to find that camping is going on in this casino!"

<hngkong> MadMAxJr, I am attracted to a guy and wear women's clothing, but I am quite heterosexual.

<Xerox> Gregory Peck died!?
<Xerox> ...Who's Gregory Peck again?
<Kazz> apparently he played Atticus Finch
<Romosome> He played Atticus Finch in To Kill A Mockingbird
<Romosome> and he was fucking awesome at it
<Kazz> Ohhh.  I thought he played Atticus Finch in Terminator 2.
<Dimastines> You remember where the t1000 and Atticus Finch got in a fist fight?
<Dimastines> That shit was awesome!
<Kazz> And Atticus was like, "I don't want to have to shoot you.  I'm against that sort of thing now."
<Kazz> And the T-1000 was like "DIE NIGGER LOVER"
<Kazz> And Atticus was like "BANG"
<Romosome> and he felt bad about it afterwards
<Dimastines> He was upset that the world was not yet ready.
<Romosome> and then John Connors snuck into the old radley house and tore his pants
<Dimastines> Not ready for his special brand of justice!
<Kazz> Atticus Finch was like Vash the Stampede only cooler.

~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Nyphur> myew, I LOVED THAT FOAM. GO DIE.
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <myew> Nyphur: My penis, though somewhat limp now, loved the feel of his hands pulling my naked body toward him, felt his chest and his amazing friends page.
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Nyphur> Oh my.
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ * Roger (roger@********.net) has joined #finalfight
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Lyrai> ...
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Nyphur> Roger, I blame you. What have you been doing to myew's penis?
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Lyrai> myew just grew a cock and roger masturbated it? damn
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Roger> The usual.
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <myew> Lyrai: He's done it a week now.
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Lyrai> ...
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Nyphur> A week? Fuck. Roger, get a ladfriend and stop harassing our bot.
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Nyphur> *lady ... or lad, whichever :P

[08:41] <terra> I had a dream where they made a pill that they marketted as "Viagra for the ass".  It makes your ass capable of taking larger objects than normal.
[08:42] <terra> ...thing is, I found some at my dad's house.  and took some.  And then my dad told me to stop, unless I like getting things up the ass.
[08:43] <MightyQuinn> But you do, don't you?
[08:43] <terra> Well, I woke up after that
[08:44] <Sharkey> After getting things in the ass?
[08:44] <Sharkey> I bet the giver could have slept right through it.
[08:46] <Sharkey> "YOUR PITIFUL UNSTRETCHED HU-MAN ASSES ARE LIKE MERE CHANGE PURSES BEFORE ME"
[08:46] <Sharkey> Like, that's what he'd say, and shit.
[08:47] * terra sidles away from Sharkey a bit.
[08:47] <Sharkey> I bet you can't even fit a disassembled tent up there. Much less a coleman stove and a cooler full of meat an beer.
[08:48] <Sharkey> Didn't you learn anything in the scouts?
[08:48] <terra> Are you challenging me, small-ass?
[08:49] <Sharkey> No, I'm busy solving a rubik's cube with my colon.

<Roger> ACTION:  Make sandwich
<Roger> ACTION:  Eat sandwich
<Roger> PROCESSING...
<Roger> ...
<Roger> ...
<Roger> ...
<Rush`N`Attack> SHIT!
<McFrugal> ACTION: Shit
<McFrugal> PROCESSING...
<McFrugal> ...
<McFrugal> etc.
<AlsoCocac> McFrugal, constipated?
<McFrugal> If it takes less than 5 seconds to finish there's something wrong.
<Roger> Summary of C:\windows\sandwich:  DELETED
<sede> You can't rush some things!
<Roger> Status of C:\taking\shit.zip : File transfer 15% complete.
<StarDonut> The wonders of wireless networking, eh, Rog?
<Roger> Yep.
<Roger> Can you hear me now?
<Roger> Good.
<Roger> Can you hear me now?
<Roger> Good.
<Roger> Can you hear me now?
<JDigital> Good.
<McFrugal> Can you hear me now?  Hello?  CRAP
<MonkeyDLuffy> HELP OPERATOR, I'M RETARDED!
<Roger> Please hit the Pound key.
<Roger> Please hit the Star key.
<Roger> Please hit your face into the pavement.
<MonkeyDLuffy> My name is Gomgo. Please the sandwich.
<Roger> Error:  Can not locate C:\windows\sandwich

<MonkeyDLuffy> I want one of those shirts with the Shoryuken on it..
<Roger> Jesus does a Shoryuken?
<MonkeyDLuffy> No, it's just a picture of Ryu/Ken/Akuma doing a Shoryuken.
<MonkeyDLuffy> You can't really tell who it is, because it's a white silhouette.
<JDigital> I'd pay money for a shirt of Jesus doing the shoryuken.

<Roger> Carpe Spermophilus.
<Roger> Mexicanus
<Roger> Yah, that's the way.
<sede> myew, light my fire
<myew> sede: My name is pierre, and i had to walk it the rest of the way home in like 120 degree heat. Then, less than 10 seconds after my tire goes flat, the batteries in my little black book :3.
<Liquidmentality> what the hell was that?
<Roger> "Seize the Mexican Ground Squirrel"
<Roger> In Latin.

<Roger|Dulce> Also, I NEED GOD'S THEME SONG
<Roger|Dulce> Terra, you have the Shadow Hearts soundtrack?
<terra> Roger|Dulce: no
<Roger|Dulce> Blast it.
<Roger|Dulce> Oh.  I was wrong.  It's not God.
<Roger|Dulce> It's Meta-God.
<Roger|Dulce> Obviously, God has fused with Meta Knight into some EVEN MORE omnipotent being.
<Zaratustra> Omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, and now WINGS and a SWORD

[Detonator]

<Kazz> Anybody see that Sesame Street movie thing where Elmo saved Christmas?
<JDigital> No, although it sounds familiar.
<Kazz> Turns out he completely and utterly fucked Christmas by wishing they could have it every day.  So suddenly there are 365 Jesus Christs and nobody could get them all straight. It completely fucked up the Nativity scene, for one, to have Mary's vagina wider than a goddamn cement truck, baby Jesuses spewing out left and right. What saved Christmas was that reindeer flying around the Earth to take the world back in time.
<JDigital> ...
<Kazz> But the REALLY fucked thing was that when he got back, everyone was like "GO ELMO!  YOU SAVED CHRISTMAS!" when they didn't even KNOW about it because THEY HADN'T EXPERIENCED THE TIMELINE WHERE ELMO FUCKED UP CHRISTMAS

Needs the followup quote "if Elmo and a magic fucking reindeer can save the day, tittyfucking can save the goddamn WEEK".

[Kazz]

I do not recall where tittyfucking came up in that discussion.  But I was really steamed about that elmo movie, let me tell you.

... I only saw that god damned thing because I was at a christmas party with goddamned babies.  stupid babies and their time travel.

[Rosencrantz]

I believe the tittyfucking line is from another quote entirely, about a hentai movie where tittyfucking saved the day (ending with the line Det posted). I'd post it, but 0x22.com is just a blank page.

[A²]

<MightyJDigital> Doom++
<MightyCait> And Doom was one of the first Mightynauts.
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightyDAH> Doom IS one of us
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyKarte> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!@
<MightyMax> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH
<MightyDAH> DAH
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyMax> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyDoom> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightyDAH> DAH
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyMax> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<Romosome> HELP STUCK IN HOUSE WITHOUT FRIENDS
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyMax> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<Geothermal> Doom: Is this true.
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightyRosen> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyKarte> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
*** Signoff: eloH (Excess Flood)
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyMax> STOP SPAMMING, ELOH
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
*** eloH (ghkr68@ny-tpprlk-cmts1e-139.albyny.adelphia.net) has joined channel #finalfight
<MightyKarte> DAH!
*** Romosome is now known as MightyRomo
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightyMax> STOP SPAMMING, ELOH
<MightyRosen> DAH!
<MightyRomo> DAH?
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightyGuild> one of us
<Glames> I never come into #Finalfight and this is what I see. C-R-A-Z-Y!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyRomo> DAH
<MightyGuild> one of us
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightyKarte> DAH!
<MightyGuild> one of us
<MightyMax> THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
*** Nyphur has left #Finalfight
<MightyMax> DAH!
<MightyGuild> Welcome, Romo.
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyRomo> DOH
<OHakubi> ...and people say the Internet isn't intellectually stimulating.  Pshaw.
<MightyKarte> dah!
<MightyDetonator> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyRomo> DAH!
*** eloH has left #finalfight
<MightyGuild> I'm having so much fun doing this.
<MightySamuelMarston> WE ARE LEGION
<MightyDoom> WOAH
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyRomo> FAH
<MightyDoom> LEGION HAS DONE IT
<MightyCait> Romo has joined us.
<MightyDoom> WE HAVE GOTTEN RID OF ELOH