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« Reply #120 on: October 05, 2008, 11:44:29 PM »

Shortly after this we all crowded into a private chan and BSed out a holy text we called "The Book of Legion." I think the premise was that eloH was Satan and we were chosen to defeat him.

...I miss eloH.
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« Reply #121 on: October 06, 2008, 12:59:08 AM »

I remember that. I made a screengrab!
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« Reply #122 on: October 06, 2008, 10:56:15 AM »

But I was really steamed about that elmo movie, let me tell you.

... I only saw that god damned thing because I was at a christmas party with goddamned babies.  stupid babies and their time travel.

All I know is the guy who plays Elmo was also Splinter in the first Ninja Turtle movie.

And is a six-foot-tall black man.
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« Reply #123 on: October 06, 2008, 02:47:27 PM »

...Iroh is still the best Splinter ever. :sadpanda:
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« Reply #124 on: October 06, 2008, 02:49:26 PM »

...Iroh is still the best Splinter ever. :sadpanda:

Mako was great and all, but he wasn't my favorite Splinter.

Oh, and I remember a Muppet special when I was a kid that focused on the puppeteers. Kevin Clash is an extremely talented man!
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« Reply #125 on: October 06, 2008, 02:52:19 PM »

Who IS your favorite Splinter, then?
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« Reply #126 on: October 06, 2008, 03:09:03 PM »

Who IS your favorite Splinter, then?



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« Reply #127 on: October 06, 2008, 03:10:39 PM »

 :shifty: Where'd he go
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« Reply #128 on: October 06, 2008, 05:56:13 PM »

<MikeSevigny> If you set it 1-7, doesn't that make it so there's nukes, but you can't get Missile Shield?  Because I tried that once and it was even worse than usual.
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« Reply #129 on: October 06, 2008, 06:05:29 PM »

[18:03] <@terra> Will you try to take me down, Roger?
[18:03] <MadMAxJr> Trick question, don't answer.
[18:03] * @terra chops MadMAxJr's head off.
[18:03] <Roger> Trick question...
[18:03] <Roger> MAx, You just gave me a great idea for a new topic.
[18:03] * MadMAxJr dies, to serve as a lesson for others.
[18:04] <@sei|pso> MadMAxJr may have died for our sins, but who will go down in the name of cos and tan?
[18:04] <Roger> Oh COME ON.
[18:04] <MadMAxJr> Arc will die in the name of tan. *drumroll*
[18:04] <Roger> Arc-tan?
[18:04] <Roger> I don't get it.

<Zaratustra> who would win, Lara Croft or Solid Snake?
<Brentai> Solid Snake would infiltrate from the rear entrance and penetrate deep into the enemy area.
<sede> !

<Sharkey> And when I get back we're gonna barbecue. FIRE and MEAT. I'll flip the burgers With My Penis.

<Moctobot> CAN WE PLEASE KILL THE "OMG SEX SUX" THREAD
<Brentai> Nope.  It contains my 2000th post.
<Brentai> Which is me telling somebody else to get a grip because he's complaining about not getting sex.
<Brentai> The irony busts through the very fabric of spacetime like a Kool-Aid Man full of dicks.
<Brentai> I don't know what I'm talking about either, that's how postmodern it is.

<Roger> JACKIE CHAN
<Roger> SHIGERU MIYAMOTO
<Roger> IN
<Roger> MY BANJO, MY FIST

<McDohl> We could play IRC pong.
<McDohl> |.
<Moctobot> .
<Moctobot> . |
<Moctobot> .|
<Moctobot> . |
<McFrugal> .
<McDohl> WTF
<McFrugal> c  .
<McFrugal> c.
<McFrugal> o
* McDohl powers up for the Super Turbo pong shot.
<McFrugal> munch munch
<McDohl> | / - \ | / - \ BOOM
<McDohl> | .....
<Moctobot> oh shi
<terra> I'm gonna kill you
<terra> Kill you all.

<Foxie> INTRODUCTION TO MY COCK
<Foxie> A GUIDE AROUND FOXIE'S COCK
<Foxie> BY FOXIEMOXIE
* terra sets mode: +b *!*oxiemoxie@*.ny325.east.verizon.net
* Foxie was kicked by terra (:|)
<Roger> It was a short piece.

<Donut[AFK]> They're big. They fly into things and hang out on doorsteps. They're all over the place. They make OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD NOISES that sound like a lawnmower in your ear if you're out where it's grassier.
<Donut[AFK]> And they stick to things they hit and stay there, because they're lazy and worthless.
<Donut[AFK]> They're like miniature flying PhoenixUltimas.

[04:21] <Esperath> The fucking helicopter alone was almost $18,000.
[04:22] <Xerox> Helicopter?
[04:22] <Esperath> Yeah, they were afraid I'd suffered spinal cord damage, so they rushed me.
[04:22] <Xerox> Oh. Still far from civilization, eh?
[04:22] <Esperath> 90 miles to Flagstaff Medical.
[04:23] <JDigital> $18k for a 90 mile helicopter ride? Jesus, I want in on this racket.
[04:23] <Donut[AFK]> Maybe it's a NUCLEAR HELICOPTER
[04:23] <Donut[AFK]> Powered by uranium and pure gold.
[04:23] <Elfin> DID ESPERATH DIE?
[04:23] <Elfin> OMG
[04:23] <Esperath> zomg yes :'(
[04:23] <Dimastines> Guys, I just got out of bed with Esperath's mom.
[04:23] *** Esperath is now known as Deaderath
[04:23] <Dimastines> I've got some bad news.
[04:24] <Deaderath> Did she give you the clap?
[04:24] <Dimastines> ESPERATH WAS KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
[04:24] <Dimastines> DRUNKEN STD
[04:24] <Elfin> HOLY SHIT.
[04:24] <Deaderath> :(
[04:24] <Xerox> I like how that started! Best parody yet.
[04:25] <Elfin> I say we say a prayer for Esperath.
[04:25] <Elfin> Esperath, who art in heaven...
[04:25] <Xerox> *sniff* He died so young, and with so much more ahead for hi... well, he died young.
[04:26] <Elfin> Please, uh, rain down hentai and Viagra from on high.
[04:26] *** Deaderath is now known as Esperath
[04:26] <Esperath> ZOMG RESURRECTION
[04:26] <Elfin> HOLY CHRISTABLES!
[04:27] <Esperath> I couldn't find any Viagra, but I swiped a bag of CIALIS THE 24 HOUR VIAGRA from St. John's closet.
[04:27] <Xerox> Flibbering flabberknackle!
[04:27] <Dimastines> Esperath, I'm going to have to stab you.
[04:28] <Dimastines> You said ZOMG.  Twice.  In five minutes.


<Sharkey> Damn cat.
<Sharkey> Kitten. Whateveyrh.uyuh
<Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD

<Sharkey> CLIMBING ON MY FUCKING HEAD.

<Sharkey> KNOCKED OVER MY FUCKING BEER

<Sharkey> No. Friend had it. Raised a whole clutch of them. itter. whabve
<Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD AGAIN.
<McDohl> heh.
<Moctobot> HAHHAHA
<Zaratustra> awwww

<Sharkey> IT'S TOO FUCKING CUTE SMASH
<Sharkey> Makes little squeeking sounds. Follows me EVERYWHERE.
<Sharkey> Though it did loiter in the living room for quite a while. Was watching Robinson Crusoe on Mars. Wish it'd go back to that.
<Sharkey> I fed it. I gave it water. I showed it where to shit. WHAT DOES IT WANT?

<Sharkey> It won't always be a kitten.
<Zaratustra> OMG IT'S A WEREKITTEN

<Sharkey> Keeps trying to sleep on me.
<Moctobot> how can you not let a kitten sleep on you
<Sharkey> Because it keeps trying to sleep on my hands.
<Moctobot> oh
<Moctobot> that might be problematic, I guess

<Sharkey> Makine squeeking noises again.
<Sharkey> WHAT DO Y OU WNAJ
<Sharkey> GET OOF THE KYBARD
<McDohl> NO WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT THE CAT THAT SHARKEY IS SEEING IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR.
<Sharkey> No, it's a real cat.
<Sharkey> I'm not drunk. It spilled my beer, remember?

And after much name debating:

<Roger> TRON BONNE
<McDohl> Heh.
<Sharkey> Miss Tron.
<Toen> oh. yes.
<Moctobot> TRON BONNE
<McDohl> YES
<Romosome> totally
<Cthulhu-chan> yay, a winner!
<Romosome> Miss Tron
<Moctobot> perfect cat name
<Sharkey> I'll try that one tomorrow.
<Moctobot> A Lunch!
<Moctobot> B Lunch!
<McDohl> Curry Rice!
<Dogstar> Miss Tron!
<Roger> Spaghetti!
<Sharkey> You know, if we name it Miss Tron, every time we call it we'll sound like fucking Servbots.

<Romosome> use your MGS Name Generator
<McDohl> Kickstand Wildebeest.  Great.
<Sharkey> Yeah, she'll jump at Toilet Marmoset.
<terra> Pounce Kitty.
<Mediocrity> Marmoset is a good name.
<Romosome> I'm partial to Shotgun Weasel myself
<Sharkey> Kickfag.
<Onomarchus> Kodiak Marmoset
<Mediocrity> Dialing Rhinocerous.

<Sharkey> I almost got her to name it Ritalin.
<Mediocrity> That's a good name!
<McDohl> Awesome.
<Onomarchus> Almost? Who wouldn't love Ritalin?
<terra> That's a great name.  What's wrong with her?
<Frocto> Phew.
<Sharkey> She may still go for it, if I push it.
<Mediocrity> Push it.

<Sharkey> Given its behavior over the last couple minutes, I'm thinking Facehugger.
<Sharkey> Get the fuck off me, you smell like a kitten.
<Sharkey> Animals love me. Animals and children.
<Sharkey> Plants die when I touch them. Go fig.

<Brentai> Just think of it this way.  TIME TO FEED _____.  HAVE YOU SEEN _____.  _____ SHAT ALL OVER MY JOURNEY LPS.
<Sharkey> I favor Miss Tron in that context.
<Brentai> My Pussy works but you'd have to be more subtle.
<SailorPsychick> "Honey, have you seen Miss Tron?" "Yeah, she's been under the couch all day, since you beat the hell out of her with that newspaper! You're so mean to that animal!"
<Sharkey> Miss Tron! Shit in your box, not on my Blondie albums. *squirt bottle*
<Brentai> ...you SHOULD sound like a Servbot when you say that shit.
<SailorPsychick> It'll be horrible when Miss Tron goes into heat and you have to get her spayed
<Brentai> Miss Tron, it's time to get you spayed!
<Brentai> ...get off my wavelength, Psychick.


And later, by Sharkey: We did eventually name it Ritalin. My mother's a child psychologist. She was suitably aghast.

*** Clutch has joined #finalfight
<Roger> Clutch, tell us how big your oversized H-game cock is.
<Clutch> Huh?
<Match> Terra wants to know.
<terra> I'm taking a survey of how truthful finalfight is.
<Clutch> I suddenly don't feel like talking.
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« Reply #130 on: October 06, 2008, 06:36:00 PM »

<MikeSevigny> If you set it 1-7, doesn't that make it so there's nukes, but you can't get Missile Shield?  Because I tried that once and it was even worse than usual.
He is talking about Rise of Nations. I miss that game. I was better than everyone but Moctobot at that game. We had a good time.

The nuke system sucked some hairy balls, though. They were very powerful (which is something most games do not do, which is unfortunate), but the penalties for using them were fucked up.
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« Reply #131 on: October 06, 2008, 06:45:56 PM »

Nukes in World In Conflict are rare (meaning, it's unusual that anyone saves enough points to call one in) but they are literally horrifying to behold. they just flat-out erase part of the map and for the rest of the game there's a static filter + geiger counter effect any time you look at that part of the map, and any units there rapidly die.
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« Reply #132 on: October 06, 2008, 06:51:12 PM »

...I see nothing unfair about that.  They're fucking nukes.
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« Reply #133 on: October 06, 2008, 07:11:41 PM »

Oh no, nothing unfair at all. They cost 150 goddamn tactical points, for which you can buy an entire armored division or enough daisy cutters to render the earth uninhabitable. In spite of what you have to give up -- most notably being shelled by your enemy, who will be hitting you with artillery strikes non-stop unless they are ALSO saving for a nuke -- nukes are balanced, as they are immediate, intimidating, and final.

... i wonder if the expansion for WiC came out yet?
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« Reply #134 on: October 06, 2008, 07:39:03 PM »

I take it WiC is good, then? I considered buying it, but the whole no base construction turned me off a bit. I am usually the CRUSH MIT ECONOMIC MIGHT kind of RTS player, after all.  :slow:
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« Reply #135 on: October 06, 2008, 07:54:59 PM »


*NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED*
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« Reply #136 on: October 06, 2008, 10:00:14 PM »

I take it WiC is good, then? I considered buying it, but the whole no base construction turned me off a bit. I am usually the CRUSH MIT ECONOMIC MIGHT kind of RTS player, after all.  :slow:

Well, it's not even an RTS, it's an RTT. There's no economy at all, everyone gets the same resources and it's all in how you spend them and how you use what you spend them on. It's amazing -- i only uninstalled it because nobody else i knew had it.
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« Reply #137 on: October 06, 2008, 10:12:32 PM »

Well, I must admit, the premise intrigues me! Not just of gameplay, but of plot too. It kind of sounds like GRIMDARK Red Alert 2. And I love GRIMDARK and I love Red Alert 2, so.

I will try to pick it up as soon as I have a real computer, I think.
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« Reply #138 on: October 06, 2008, 11:32:15 PM »

<MikeSevigny> If you set it 1-7, doesn't that make it so there's nukes, but you can't get Missile Shield?  Because I tried that once and it was even worse than usual.
He is talking about Rise of Nations. I miss that game. I was better than everyone but Moctobot at that game. We had a good time.

The nuke system sucked some hairy balls, though. They were very powerful (which is something most games do not do, which is unfortunate), but the penalties for using them were fucked up.

The backstory of MikeSevigny's quote is that we had an old stats page for #finalfight and MikeSevigny idled in the channel for literally years, but had only said 30 words in a single line.  Nobody knew what the line was until someone who logged everything back then looked it up.

He showed up at random one day while we were discussing it, and said "Even I don't remember what I said in here."

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[3:02] <Zaratustra> "13-year-old girl dies after being shot"
[3:02] <Zaratustra> is that news?
[3:20] <Kitan> THIS JUST IN
[3:20] <Kitan> LITTLE GIRLS DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED
[3:20] <Kitan> isn't it sad
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« Reply #139 on: October 06, 2008, 11:33:48 PM »

I enjoy Brentai. Sexually.
Also mike said things in chat

I CAUSED THAT.
I CAUSED MIKE TO SPEAK AGAIN
it was the proudest moment of my ff career.
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