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« Reply #1380 on: August 16, 2013, 08:13:16 PM »

*** Megucerath is now known as DO_NOT_THROW_SOULS
MetalSlime throws souls
<MetalSlime> now what
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« Reply #1381 on: August 16, 2013, 11:03:06 PM »

Ai-ya.
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« Reply #1382 on: August 17, 2013, 10:55:17 AM »

<eloH> I dissented its not allowed therefore goodbye mike
<eloH> Cant dissent in an echo chamber i forgot
<@Friday> THAD LIBS

don't worry Thad I made sure you were there in spirit

p.s. banned now

p.p.s. i didn't read the whole log because i literally do not give a fuck but i do know eloH mentioned Hitler at one point
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« Reply #1383 on: August 17, 2013, 10:59:13 AM »

He literally said that Hitler did nothing wrong (except going where he wasn't supposed to, by which I assume he meant... Poland).

The point of his whole shitfit was that we're all exactly the same obdurate assholes we've always been, while he's now a new man, a shining paragon of... whatever he thinks he is.

So yeah, he's banned again. He immediately dodged the ban to come back and call us assholes one more time, but hasn't been back in a few minutes, so maybe he's gone for another few years.
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« Reply #1384 on: August 17, 2013, 11:23:54 AM »

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #1385 on: August 17, 2013, 11:55:25 AM »

GOOD GOD IT SYNCS TO THE AVATAR
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« Reply #1386 on: August 17, 2013, 03:32:00 PM »

<IBA> Literally the only part of the Declaration anyone gives a shit about is the opening paragraph's tweet-length summation of Locke.
<U_M> That's is the nerdiest statement I've ever seen.
<U_M> I love it.
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« Reply #1387 on: August 19, 2013, 02:50:13 AM »

<KCW> played through Gone Home today.
<KCW> what an incredible game.
<KCW> if you've ever played a game and wished it was all story and no gameplay, this one is for you (and that is a sincere recommendation)
<KCW> only downside is that it's $20 for ~three hours
<Seeker> that's the exact opposite of what I want!
<Seeker> let me tell you about Eternal Sonata
<Iteration> @KCW: they have these already
<Iteration> they're called "books"
<Glocks4Interns> Tell me more. What platform are they for?
<Iteration> "desk"
<Glocks4Interns> Shit.
<Glocks4Interns> I only have a Kindle.
<Iteration> oh, you're playing on an emulator?
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« Reply #1388 on: August 23, 2013, 05:59:36 AM »

<@Romosome> I just had an idea for a novelty shot called the "Hadoken" where you mix bacardi 151 with blue curacao, light it on fire, and then throw it at someone as hard as you can
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« Reply #1389 on: August 23, 2013, 09:22:55 AM »

<@Romosome> I just had an idea for a novelty shot called the "Hadoken" where you mix bacardi 151 with blue curacao, light it on fire, and then throw it at someone as hard as you can
http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/post/18952603725/hadouken-ryu-street-fighter-shot-ingredients

http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/post/13464486307/hadouken-street-fighter-shot-blue-curacao
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« Reply #1390 on: August 23, 2013, 11:50:35 AM »

I'm actually sort of relieved someone had that terrible idea before I did
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« Reply #1391 on: August 23, 2013, 12:01:32 PM »

Well, you had the decency to provide a (QCF-)punchline.
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« Reply #1392 on: August 24, 2013, 02:49:32 PM »

[random conservative trolling, liberals <3 teh obawma]
<Basilisk> not only do i barn obama, but I ship obama x marx
<IBA> ObaMao's my OTP. Prepare for ship to ship combat.
<Earan> Shadobama x Mitt Romney the Hedgehog OTP
<IBA> X names are rank amateur, true fandom is coming up with names for the ship itself.
<IBA> ObaMao- Obama x Mao
<IBA> StaLenin- Stalin x Lenin
<IBA> HitLin- Hitler X Stalin
<IBA> Napolenton- Napoleon x Danton
<IBA> Hannixander- Hannibal Barca x Alexander the Great
<IBA> They don't have to be portmanteaus of course.
<IBA> Alexander Hamilton x Aaron Burr -> Firing Blanks
<IBA> Marx x Darwin -> Means of Reproduction
<IBA> Andrew Jackson x Alexander Hamilton -> Take it to the Bank
<IBA> Frederick Douglas x John Brown -> Unchain My Heart
<IBA> Red Baron x John Paul II -> Ace in the Hole-y See
<IBA> Arthur Wellesley x Kaiser Wilhelm II -> Well Done on a Kaiser Bun
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« Reply #1393 on: August 25, 2013, 08:38:41 PM »

KAYIN: *DING!* "I bet that's Lottel telling me 'Don't steal.' ...It's Lottel. 'Don't steal.""
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« Reply #1394 on: August 26, 2013, 07:26:18 AM »

<Grak> My SIL has health insurance coverage for the car wreck she was just in ENTIRELY BECAUSE OF OBAMACARE.
<Earan> Your SiL was in a car wreck entirely because of Obamacare?
<Grak> SIDE-IMPACT DEATH PANELS!
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« Reply #1395 on: August 26, 2013, 09:08:13 PM »

Note that there are forks of this extension that simply replace 'cloud' with 'butt'. In my personal opinion, that approach is too broad and it's less funny as a result, but it is clearly a very polarizing issue in the cloud-to-butt user community.
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« Reply #1396 on: August 27, 2013, 01:28:27 AM »

He's right.

(In high school we used to replace "the sun" in Why Does the Sun Shine? with "your ass".  As in, "Your ass is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace...")
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« Reply #1397 on: August 28, 2013, 08:09:19 PM »

<+Esperath> I hate that trope so much
<+Esperath> like
<+Esperath> sometimes the protag will ask a villain about the motivation
<+Esperath> and villain would be like "YOU'D NEVER UNDERSTAND"
<+Esperath> and then fight
<+Esperath> and then it takes 20 episodes of shit anime to resolve that bad guy isn't actually a bad guy
<+Esperath> just misunderstood because he's too fucking emo to explain himself
<+BongoBill> Magus is never asked for his motivation; you show up right as he's performing the ritual and it's too late to stop it, and as far as anybody in that room knows the only reason you're there is because of the war

<+BongoBill> Frog calls him out and Magus says "Didn't I already kill you?" and then you fight for honor.
<+Esperath> okay so frog is the one who bones everyone?
<+Esperath> would they have chatted if not for frog?
<+Esperath> crono all "..."
<+Esperath> and magus all "..."
<+Esperath> and then YOU'D NEVER UNDERSTAND dark matter
<Xerox> Crono is probably frantically going "Mmph! Mmph! Mmph!" and pointing wildly, to try to get them to talk to Magus.
<Xerox> But Frog just ignores him and charges in.
<+Esperath> the problem is that his only pointing emote is his sword
<+Esperath> so he raises his sword
<+Esperath> and everyone takes that as the cue to fight
<+Esperath> and crono tries to facepalm
<+Esperath> but all he can do is the enertron hungry emote instead
<+Esperath> Conversation restored!
<+Esperath> ...but you're still silent.
<MetalSlime> Welcome to #silentprotagonist
<MetalSlime> <Crono> ...
<Sede> !scenechange
<MetalSlime> <Ryu> ...
<MetalSlime> <Link> ...
<Sede> <Aeris Disc 2> ...
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« Reply #1398 on: August 29, 2013, 02:51:00 AM »

Moar like #silentbutdeadlyprotagonist amirite?
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« Reply #1399 on: August 29, 2013, 01:15:39 PM »

<Esperath> http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/30/us/white-supremacists-plan-angers-a-north-dakota-town.html?hp&_r=0
<Esperath> But in that interview he also said that he hoped his plans in Leith would “excite” white people and “give them confidence because we’re being deracinated in our own country.
<Esperath> fuck they're separating the D-humans from the L-humans
<Meikai> deracinated :O
<Mazian> That's a polarizing issue.
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