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Re: Quotes
« Reply #140 on: October 06, 2008, 11:37:32 PM »

awesome, good for you

next time don't quote my entire post right after i make it

edit: ... then the page break made ME look foolish.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #141 on: October 07, 2008, 06:47:09 AM »

Nobody just enjoys me for my wit and charm.   :sadpanda:
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #142 on: October 07, 2008, 08:37:34 AM »

I found it uncanny that you're in almost every quote.  Did you ever leave #finalfight?

(I mean, before you left #finalfight, and everything.)
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #143 on: October 07, 2008, 12:33:17 PM »

He got more than enough quote hours to retire early. He's lucky he cashed in when he did.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #144 on: October 07, 2008, 12:35:38 PM »

You know how I talk almost nonstop here?  Yeah, that's not new.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #145 on: October 07, 2008, 06:44:02 PM »

It's really not.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #146 on: October 07, 2008, 10:38:48 PM »

Wow, the quotes thread got stickied. ONWARD WITH MORE QUOTEDUMPS FROM THE ARCHIVES.
Note that I'm filtering out two things here:
A) the sometimes 4-page long discussions that aren't quotes
B) Quotes that are no longer as knee-slappingly hilarious.

[17:41] *** JDigital is now known as PingTimeout
[17:45] *** Signoff: PingTimeout (Ping timeout)

[09:45] <JDigital> I didn't know the Virgin Islands had their own domain.
[09:46] <Zaratustra> They'd hardly be the Virgin Islands if they shared a domain with someone else, would they?

[20:18] <Roger> I don't get involved in conversations like this.
[20:19] <Roger> Too confusing
[20:19] <Poison-Kei> I'm just typing shit because I like sociology/philosophy/ethics crap once in a while.
[20:19] <sei> confusing isn't the word
[20:19] <sei> this is psychology on a relatively subjective/individual level
[20:20] <Kazz> From a sociological standpoint, boobs.  From a philosophical standpoint, boobs are good.  From an ethical standpoint, boobs are moral.
[20:21] <Poison-Kei> Seriously, what brought this up?
[20:21] <Kazz> Sandwiches.

<Random-Guy> Or perhaps the Popeye family had some kind of mutant X-gene that reacts to spinach? Crap, I don't know. It's a lot to take in.
* Roger pulls the can of Spinach out of McDohl's ass
<Roger> *gulp*
* Roger punches Random Guy into woodwork, creating a comical perpetual motion machine
<Roger> I went for the K-O cause I jerk to Yomiko...I'm Roger the hentai man!
<Roger> Fap fap
<McDohl> ...

<Fuht_Yu> .
*** Roger is now known as Brentai
<Brentai> Now I'M the real Brentai!
<Brentai> G'day
*** Signoff: Brentai (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced)))
<Fuht_Yu> .  

<McDohl> KY
<Seafoodgumbo> JELLY?
<MadMAxJr> JELLY.
<JDigital> Schweitzer? Kiske? Jelly?
<MadMAxJr> No, new KY-Poptarts.
<Seafoodgumbo> YUM>
<MadMAxJr> Combonation breakfast/sex lube.
<Endril> ...
<Squizzle> Part of a well-balanced, unusually limber breakfast.
<Endril> would it be edible sex lube, or lubricative breakfast?
<Seafoodgumbo> BOTH!
<MadMAxJr> Bored? Pop 'em in the toaster then have sex with them. Warm just like a fresh-dead corpse.
<Seafoodgumbo> ick.
<MadMAxJr> Coming soon: KY Laundry detergent.
<Endril> have sex with your clean underwear.
<Seafoodgumbo> Pre-lubed panties?
<MadMAxJr> Fucks the dirt right out of your clothes.
<Squizzle> KY Fabric Softener: It's in your pants. (Product of the SC Johnson company of Golden, Colorado.)

<sei> before anyone asks, no, my title is not fucking typoed
*** Zaratustra (Zaratustra@200-187-225-12.brt.dialuol.com.br) has joined channel #finalfight
<sei> i want it like that until something better comes to mind
*** Mode change "+o Zaratustra" for channel #finalfight by ChanServ
<Zaratustra> sei, your title is spelled wrong.

<McDohl> Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway!
<McDohl> Now let's play World's Worst!
<@Brentai> World's Worst... Pyokite!
<@Brentai> Go!
* McDohl stumbles around.
<McDohl> Hi, I'm Kain.
<@Brentai> Bzzt.
* OHakubi steps forward.
* McDohl grabs Brentai and carries him over the shoulder.
<@Brentai> BZZT BZZT BZZZZZZZT.
<OHakubi> hay guys whats teh pasword 2 lust?
<@Brentai> Bzzt.
<McDohl> Heh.
* McDohl steps forward.
<McDohl> ...I hate you all.
<McDohl> The World's Worst... thing to say to terra!
* OHakubi steps forward.
(>cheesy)> LuEverett is now known as Dogstar
(>cheesy)> Selkin is now known as Detonator
* R^2 has joined #finalfight
<OHakubi> I don't care if the forum goes down. I've got six others to go to.
* MadMAxJr has joined #finalfight
<OHakubi> OH SHI
<McDohl> Bzzt.
(>cheesy)> OHakubi is now known as HisOHakubiCouldNotSaveHim
* Dogstar Quit (Quit And quoth the historians Strength of the Inferno, Mind of the Heavens, Speed of the Tempest. Thus, a miracle was born.)
* @Brentai steps forward.
<@Brentai> Would you like this Slushie? It comes in its own commemorative Hitler cup.
<R^2> Uh-oh. Am I awesome enough to be here?
<McDohl> Bzzt.
<McDohl> Bzzt.
* Chocolla steps foward
(>cheesy)> HisOHakubiCouldNotSaveHim is now known as OHakubi
* VgameT Quit (Read error Connection reset by peer)
* Dogstar has joined #finalfight
<Chocolla> Guess what! Funimation got the dubbing rights for Leave it to Pyoko!
* VgameT has joined #finalfight
* Chocolla steps back on the step
<SeafoodGumbo> OH NOS!
<@Brentai> Heh heh heh.
<McDohl> Bzzt!
* OHakubi steps forward.
<OHakubi> Catboys? Oh, so you're a furry.
<McDohl> Bzzt!
* @Brentai steps forward.
<@Brentai> Foxie.
<McDohl> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
<R^2> (Psst. I get what's happening, but what's the theme here?)
<SeafoodGumbo> ?
* Chocolla steps foward
<OHakubi> World's Worst thing to say to terra.
<Chocolla> Ophilia's back, and she has the hots for you!
<Ackman> Worst thing to say to Terra.
<R^2> Aaaah.
<@Brentai> Hello, Spiderman. I'm gay. Gay for YOU!
<SeafoodGumbo> FAPPO.
<McDohl> ALright, Examples of the world's worst...iSketch topics.
* Dogstar steps forward.
<Dogstar> Y'know, gay ass faggots like you are gonna burn in HELL.
<SoulBain> Yeah, you do suck as a iSketch topic.
<Romosome> Were those spiderman strips made by the guy who does MNFTIU?
<Romosome> um
<McDohl> BZZT!
<@Brentai> ...nguh.
* SeafoodGumbo steps foward
<SeafoodGumbo> POOP!
<McDohl> Alright, let's move on to Party Quirks.
<MonkeyDLuffy> Where are all those Spiderman strips located?
<McDohl> Brentai is going to be the host of the party,
<@Brentai> Shit.
<McDohl> Lyrai, Dogstar, and Soulbain will be the guests of the party.
<SoulBain> I'm smarter than that.
* R^2 (R2@.2..) has left #finalfight
* Dogstar listens to McDohl.
* R^2 (R2@.2..) has joined #finalfight
<@Brentai> I really only invited Dogstar and SoulBain because I knew they had no chance.
<McDohl> Now, Brentai, is the party underway?
<@Brentai> Oh, yes. The booze, the booze, and the booze... all set up.
<McDohl> *ding dong!*
<@Brentai> We have a rousing game of Booze fighters and... oh, who could that be?
(>cheesy)> Kazz is now known as Kazzgone
* @Brentai opens the pantomime door.
* Chocolla walks in the door
<Chocolla> OHMYGODTHATARMANDTHELIGHTSANDTHEREDCOATITSSOCUTEANDTHEHAIROHGODIWANTHISBABIESANDHOWHESJUSTBANGBANGBANGANDTHEVWOOSHANDTHEBODYANDOHGODIWANTHISBABIES
* Fredward has joined #finalfight
<SeafoodGumbo> WOW.
* Chocolla runs around screaming looking for clothes
<@Brentai> Yes, well, have some booze.
<@Brentai> Have a lot.
<McDohl> *ding dong!*
* Chocolla runs around mimiing shooting the bottles after drinking them
<@Brentai> You keep lusting after Vash the Stampede, I'll go answer this door.
<McDohl> *BZZT!*
* @Brentai opens the pantomime door.
* Dogstar walks through the door.
<@Brentai> He's a furry.
<McDohl> Not quite.
<Dogstar> The SPUUUUD IS here!
* Dogstar minces around.
<@Brentai> Well, it was a reasonable guess.
<Romosome> shit, Brentai's good
* Roger sits on Brentai's head
<Dogstar> Oh, darling, you really shouldn't wear black with yellow, ever! It's just a horrific combination! And these drapes! I can't believe you'd have these up at a party!
<@Brentai> Take a seat, Spuuuuuddy.
<SeafoodGumbo> HE IS A GAY POTATO.
<Roger> He's Tracks!
<MonkeyDLuffy> My thoughts exactly.
<Dogstar> Only if it's in your lap, darling.
<McDohl> *BZZT!*
<McDohl> *ding dong!*
<@Brentai> Black with yellow? But that's the colors of the Boy Scouts, you know.
* Dogstar finds a seat.
<@Brentai> Oh yes, there is somebody else at the door. I should open that.
* @Brentai opens the pantomime door.
<McDohl> *DING MOTHERFUCKING DONG!*
<SoulBain> 'bout damn time, fucker.
<@Brentai> Sure damn is.
<SoulBain> Where's the liquor?
* VgameT Quit (Quit Kimi datte boku datte kizuite inai dake, ame datte dame datte, honjitsu wa seiten nari!)
<@Brentai> The liquor is all around you. It is within you and without. Can I take your bat?
<SoulBain> Why don't you go fuck yourself?
<SoulBain> Got any NES games?
<@Brentai> Why don't you go update your webpage?
<McDohl> *BZZT!*
<McDohl> *applause*
* R^2 applauds
<Chocolla> Bwahahaha
<@Brentai> Wait, who the hell was Dogstar, then? A gay potato?
* Roger sits on Brentai's head
* Dogstar claps politely.
<McDohl> Brent Yeah.
<@Brentai> Uh.
<SeafoodGumbo> I WAS RIGHT.
<MonkeyDLuffy> What's SoulBain supposed to be?
<Romosome> Sharkey
<OHakubi> Sharkey. Duh.
<R^2> Sharkey.
<MonkeyDLuffy> I see.
<McDohl> Sharkey.
<Dogstar> Sharkey.
<Roger> Snarkey
<R^2> Wait, Sharkey's a real type of bird?
<Romosome> although his entrance sounded like Shaft
<Roger> The imitation Sharkey
<Romosome> Ooh! Let me do one next!
<McDohl> Now, let's move on to a little game called...HOEDOWN!
<MonkeyDLuffy> Asking about liquor and NES games is kinda broad to be sharkey, but hey.
<@Brentai> Does anybody even LIKE Hoedown?
<OHakubi> Booze and NES games is half of the people in #finalfight.
<SoulBain> It's the liberal use of the "go fuck yourself" attitude.
<R^2> Actually, I had him pinned at "Where's the liquor", and so did Brentai. So you must just suck.
<Chocolla> I like to watch it, I'd HATE to try and do one
<Roger> I still think that Dogstar was Tracks
<McDohl> This game is for Dogstar, OHakubi, Romosome, and Brentai.
(>cheesy)> Sqoutzle is now known as Squizzle
<@Brentai> Actually I was just pretty well into Dohl's head at that point.
<SeafoodGumbo> GAY POTATO.
<@Brentai> I had it at "about damn time, mother fucker."
<Roger> Squizzle
<Roger> WHAT THE FUCK
<SeafoodGumbo> ?
<Dogstar> Oh, god.
<McDohl> Tonight's Hoedown will be...
<McDohl> THE MYEW HOEDOWN!
<Romosome> oh shit.
<SoulBain> myew, hoedown
<SeafoodGumbo> OH NO.
<Romosome> NO
<myew> SoulBain I are babboon.
* Detonator Quit (Ping timeout)
<Romosome> ...I love her so much
<McDohl> *music starts*
* Dogstar stands up.
* R^2 plays piano
<McDohl> *Dogstar misses the first bar*
<McDohl> *laughter*
<Dogstar> Oooooooh, in the wonderful room of finalfight, there is a bot named myew.
<R^2> Doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doop doop doop doop doop
<Dogstar> And to her all us merry bastards will all stay true!
* Romosome groans
<Dogstar> But she's a mean and evil sort who likes to give us trouble,
<Roger> Well
<Dogstar> Annd..
<Dogstar> And to us she's the reincarnation of the Duvil!
<Roger> If I didn't have an excuse to shove a hot fireplace poker into Dogstar's penis before...
* Dogstar grins weakly.
<McDohl> *FISSION MAILED*
<McDohl> NEXT
<SeafoodGumbo> BOOOOO~
<OHakubi> I know a little bot, I think her name is myew.
<OHakubi> #finalfight loves her, and I think that I do too.
<OHakubi> Everyone else is nice but I'll be damned,
<Romosome> here's your extra syllable
<OHakubi> ...if she's not the only one who doesn't want me banned.
* R^2 plays a short bridge before the next song
<McDohl> *applause*
<SeafoodGumbo> Heh
<Romosome> Now myew's a fancy little girl and we all love her dear
<Romosome> She gabble just like Lyrai when you poke her in the rear
<Romosome> *gabbles
<Romosome> Some folks may want to fuck her but they have to find in fear
<Romosome> that she's just ones and zeroes, and she isn't really here
<McDohl> *WILD APPLAUSE*
<SeafoodGumbo> YAY
* @Brentai waits for the applause to die down.
<@Brentai> Well that there myew, she dun talk pretty weird.
<@Brentai> Every line she says is much stranger than I feared.
<@Brentai> I once tried to teach her to talk like Jesus Christ,
<@Brentai> But really in the end she was more like Vincent Price!

<@Brentai> The four of you are going to sing a Hoedown in the style of something suggested by the audience. So let's hear it, the Hoedown of...
<Cappuccino> TERRA
<Squizzle> Batman!
<+Romosome> I already made an entire country western song about terra.
<@Brentai> o_O
<+Romosome> to the tune of The Devil Went Down to Georgia.
<R^2> eloH.
<@Brentai> Ah, there we go.
<@Brentai> The eloH Hoedown.
<@Brentai> We'll start with Dogstar. Take it away, Dogstar.
<+Dogstar> Ooooh, In the channel finalfight eloH keeps coming back.
<+Dogstar> He's such a giant asshole I'd like to give him a good smack.
<+Dogstar> But he keeps on coming back again being stupid and selling crack.
<+Dogstar> I'd like to beat him up until he's blue and black.
* R^2 plays a short bridge
<+McDohl> There is a cat who's on a lot of drugs!
<+McDohl> His mommy never ever gave him any hugs!
<+McDohl> eloH really sucks, no I cannot lie!
<+McDohl> Everyone wishes that he would f*bleep*ing die!
* +Romosome steps up
* R^2 changes key and continues
<+Romosome> Now eloH may be stupid, and also rather mean,
<+Romosome> despite his bluffs and stories, we guess that he's thirteen.
<+Romosome> But you don't have to worry, about his inverse fame,
<+Romosome> he won't be coming back no more, because I took his name!
<+McDohl> *WILD APPLAUSE*
* JDigital applause
* R^2 bridges to the final bit
* Cappuccino claps
* @Brentai claps to a rhythm.
* JDigital suddenly stops clapping
 <+SoulBain> Well we have a fellow in our chat who's name is eloH
<+SoulBain> He often comes in uninvited never says "Hello"
<+SoulBain> But it's hard to say he doesn't have an ounce of class
<+SoulBain> When he links us time and time again to that GAPING MAN ASS!!!!!
<+Dogstar> TO THAT GAPING MAN AAAAAAAAASSSS!
<+McDohl> THAT GAPING MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
<+Romosome> dun dun



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Re: Quotes
« Reply #147 on: October 07, 2008, 10:49:17 PM »

Relevant:
<sede> VOTE MYEW IN TWO THOUSAND.. UHH, WHENEVER WE FIRE G.W.
<Squizzle> Myew, VOTE MYEW FOR IMPERATOR!
<myew> Squizzle: Myew myew myew!
<sede> Fuck yeah!
<Squizzle> This rally's getting violent.
<Rosencrantz> myew, EQUAL RIGHTS FOR PIGS
<sede> SHUT UP BITCH!
<myew> Rosencrantz: Fap for liberty! Fap for freedom! Fap for us all.
<Rosencrantz> ...Awesome.
<Squizzle> Myew's campaign platform is shaping up nicely.


<CappyCappy> myew, [¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|:{-D
<myew> CappyCappy: We <blatant lie>d.
<CappyCappy> ....
<Cait> Awesome.
<CappyCappy> myew, you suck. get back in the [¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|:{-D
<myew> CappyCappy: Must suck to be the one in full of morons.
<CappyCappy> ...
<CappyCappy> myew is making sense and insulting me.
<myew> CappyCappy: Insulting me is all about insulting you.
<CappyCappy> ...
<JDigital> hahah
<Cait> :D
<CappyCappy> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
<JDigital> :D
<Cait> myew, you are truly superior.

<sede> Damn, I only got He-Man in German
<Roger> How do you sing "HE-MAN!!" in German?
<JDigital> Mit das Power zur Greyskull!
<JDigital> ICH HABE DAS POWEEEEEEEER
<JDigital> *whooshenburger*


[12:46] <Kayma> Myew, Aliménteme un gato perdido.
[12:46] <myew> Kayma: It's un-american.
[12:46] <Kayma> Haha. Yes it is.

<OHakubi> WARNING AN ENORMOUS PLOT POINT - EVIL FATHER - IS APPROACHING FAST
<OHakubi> ATTACKS: FREUDIAN GUILT - GROUNDING - OBSCENELY OVERPOWERED UNSTOPPABLE ATTACK THAT KILLS YOU BECAUSE THIS IS A PLOT-RELATED BATTLE
<Zaratustra> http://zara.verge-rpg.com/magic/freudian.jpg

<Niku> !place Mocto's GBA
<MadMAxJr> myew, Where is the GBA?
<myew> MadMAxJr: That is the gba?
<Niku> myew, no, that GBA.
<myew> Niku: I had that on a gba.
<MadMAxJr> myew, no no, Mocto's GBA.  Where is it?
<myew> MadMAxJr: Where is the gba?
<Cait> myew's hiding something.
<MadMAxJr> ...... myew is doing a fucking 'who is on first' bit.

<TedBelmont> If I ever get a girlfriend, I'm definitely going to have her spout engrish during sex.
<Kayumi> That is why it's an "if"

[22:21] <Kazz> Sex with women sounds like dagweej bajork dagweej bajork.
[22:21] <Xerox> Yeah, my girlfriend used to shout that too.
[22:22] <SamuelMarston> What am I supposed to shout?
[22:22] <Kazz> You're supposed to beatbox.
[22:22] <Xerox> Something romantic. Like "T-MINUS 10... 9... 8... WHOOPS.

<md> I wish ATI had some cool beans stuff like nVidia did
<Cait> cool beans stuff?
<md> nVidia's drivers have really a lot of options
<md> Like setting any window to be transparent, or to pull up like a window shade or...
<md> uh
<md> keystone
<terra> so you want superfluous drivers and software that do nothing except use up RAM? D:
<Norondor> says the Mac user

<Ejacula> what the holy shit is fucking wrong with you

* Disconnected
* Now talking in #finalfight
* Topic is 'see how they run'
* Set by Sharkey on Thu Sep 09 00:42:20
<NotCricket> okay...
<Fried_Octopus> STOP DISCONNECTING
<NotCricket> Summed up in a new word: "prosti-tots"
<Fried_Octopus> ...
<Fried_Octopus> Disregard that last order, soldier.

<Detonator> Holy shit, this is going to be the best fucking Iron Chef Starcraft map ever.

<@Zaratustra> If I ever went to Antarctica, I'd take a computer just so I could overclock it as far as I could
<@Zaratustra> HEY DUDES, DOOM3 IS RUNNING AT 300 FPS AND I CAN'T FEEL MY FINGERS
(Although it'd be Crysis by today's standards)

[02:20] <+Sonia> he did on purpose Sei
[02:20] <sei> o rly
[02:20] <+Sonia> so don't pat yourself on the back, unless of course it guarantees you'd pull a muscle
[02:20] * sei's face
[02:20] <+Sonia> then by all means..
[02:21] <+Sonia> ¬¬
[02:21] <sei> Are you wishing me harm?
[02:21] <Dimastines> Sonia's breaking and entering~
[02:21] <+Sonia> only of the bodily and mental variety sei
[02:21] <sei> Not like anyone else would do it for her, Dimastines.
[02:21] <Dimastines> Oh.
[02:21] <+Sonia> ...what....
[02:21] <Dimastines> Oh burn.

*** Clutch has joined #finalfight
<Kazz> CLUTCH JUST IN TIME
<Kazz> I WAS JUST ABOUT TO JERK OFF FOR EVERYONE
<Random-Guy> For free? Yay!
<Clutch> HERE I COME TO SAVE THE HRGLBRGLEDADAIA

<Romosome> I CAN'T COMPETE WITH YOUR UP-TO-THE-SECOND CUTTING EDGE FAGGOTRY
<NotCricket> Cutting edge faggotry sounds like a major pain in the ass.

<patito> Where can you meet women anyway?
<Kazz> Dunno.  They are an elusive and powerful Pokemon.
<Kazz> Dumpsters.

(Increased the size for Duke to see it)



I let the dog out.  When I came back...
<AdmiralHalsey> Romosome: Then what's the other hole?
<Romosome> the one in the center?
<Romosome> the urethra.
<AdmiralHalsey> Romosome: Okay, then where's the REAL bumhole?
<Romosome> it's cut off by the picture
<Kazz> O_O
ok have fun guys i'm gonna go forever bye
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #148 on: October 07, 2008, 11:09:18 PM »

I do not remember doing Whose Line.  At all.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #149 on: October 08, 2008, 01:22:45 AM »

We don't remember a lot of things.

Gabba gabba.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #150 on: October 08, 2008, 02:59:18 AM »

I'm pretty sure Ejacula is me, there.
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« Reply #151 on: October 08, 2008, 05:03:52 AM »

God I don't remember Whose Line either.
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« Reply #152 on: October 08, 2008, 05:31:38 AM »

Who's Line was a bad idea.  A very bad idea.

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« Reply #153 on: October 08, 2008, 09:27:35 AM »

I sort of vaguely half-remember it. I guess I must have been there because I'm in the quote.
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« Reply #154 on: October 08, 2008, 11:45:35 AM »

I do not remember doing Whose Line.  At all.

I remember Whose Line, but I do not remember coming in in the middle of it.
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« Reply #155 on: October 08, 2008, 10:53:27 PM »

<@Friday> Romo I also boycott two things
<@Friday> 1. Wal-Mart
<@Friday> 2. Fanta
<@Zaratustra> why fanta
<@Romosome> why Fanta
<Roger> Friday would you kindly go to the local Wal-Mart and buy me a Fanta
<@Zaratustra> see nobody asks about wal-mart
<@Romosome> Friday was a Fanta girl for years and they treated her horribly
<@Romosome> that's what I'm hearing
<@Romosome> what flavor were you
<@Vance> Bitter
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« Reply #156 on: October 11, 2008, 12:19:00 PM »

[23:27] <Romosome> HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I'M HOLDING
[23:27] <Romosome> ASK 20 QUESTIONS TO FIGURE IT OUT

[23:28] <sei> are you ready to answer?
[23:28] <Romosome> yes
[23:28] <sei> Is it Animal, Vegetable, Mineral, Other, or Unknown?
[23:28] <Romosome> animal
[23:28] <sei> Can you lift it?
[23:28] <sei>  Yes ,  No , Unknown, Irrelevant, Sometimes, Maybe,
[23:28] <sei> Probably, Doubtful, Usually, Depends, Rarely, Partly
[23:28] <Romosome> yes
[23:28] <sei> Is it a mammal?
[23:28] <sei>  Yes ,  No , Unknown, Irrelevant, Sometimes, Maybe,
[23:28] <sei> Probably, Doubtful, Usually, Depends, Rarely, Partly
[23:29] <Romosome> YOU'RE USING THAT WEBSITE

<Motch> I'd go trick or treating if it weren't for the old people that curse at me when I get to their door.
<Motch> "Aren' tyou little bastards too damn old to be trick or treating?"
<Motch> "Um...No?"
<Mr_Saturn> That's when you say you have a gland problem
<Mr_Saturn> IM ONLY 9 YEARS OLD
<Motch> My mom beat me until I looked old enough to get a job

<memo> myew, what do you think of donkey konga
<myew> memo: You of all who want to do.
<memo> myew, that sucked. try it again: what do you think of donkey konga?
<myew> memo: Again, it was almost as a reason on earth who played the game sucked.
<Niku_Konga> myew, fuck you.
<myew> Niku_Konga: Did as you go through the medium of life and have a lapse of judgment and actually try to fuck you you fuck.
<Niku_Konga> =(

<Joxam> I think one of the main reasons I could never be a jedi is that the force power crotch kick... speaks to me.
<Niku> Yeah.
<Niku> I'd love to be able to clench my hand like I was going to choke somebody, concentrate ..
<Niku> and then HAHA KICK TO THE NADS PSYCHE
<Niku> Hey guys, I think I just wrote Spaceballs 2.

<NotCricket> Apparently the girl who moved in next door just got out of prison. smiley
<Roger> Cool.  That means she's desperate to get laid.
<Roger> Go get 'er tigher.
<Roger> tiger.
<NotCricket> her tighter what?
<Roger> her tighter ass
<NotCricket> She's not that hot.
<NotCricket> ...and she's been coming over to use my phone.
<terra> so, what?
<NotCricket> Now I'm worried she's going to steal my stuff.
<Roger> She wants you.  Bad.
<terra> Stay right there and get her.
<Roger> Put your spoon in her escape route, wink wink

<Romosome> nothing wrong with amano
<Romosome> he's just an impressionist
<NotCricket> But he gives the impression that everything's gay.

<Kazz> Pretending a chatroom is a real place is like putting on doggie ears and licking people's hands.
<Kazz> It's intensely arousing.
* babyshaker puts on doggie ears and licks people's hands.
<babyshaker> Oh damn.
* babyshaker takes that back.
<babyshaker> Wouldn't want to get people aroused now.
<Roger> Too late.

<Zaratustra> but concerts are fun! With the overcrowding and the loud noise and the drunk people and the violence, but still they're FUN!
<Drethelin> see, that's why I only go to classical concerts
<Roger> Fuck you man, I lost my eye at a Bach performance.
<Drethelin> bach is totally hardcore
<Roger> I was at his famous concert where he grabbed his Piano and slammed it into the speakers when he was done.

<DN> HEAVEN OR HELL!?
<Brentai> HEAVEN OR SPELL
<Det> KEENAN OR KEL
<Brentai> GLOOMY OR SWELL
<Detonator> HAIRSPRAY OR GEL
<Brentai> WHAT IS THAT SMELL
<Detonator> I CANNOT TELL
<Brentai> COMPAQ OR DELL
<DN> I HAVE BEEN RENDERED FELL
<Brentai> INTELLIGENT, OR ZELL
<Detonator> PRTCT OR SHELL
<DN> SHRIMP OR KRILL
<Detonator> DN, you really suck at this.
<kashan> THIS CAN'T END WELL
<Brentai> JASMINE OR BELLE
<Detonator> ARR EFF OH ELL
<Brentai> JESUS OR MEL
<DN> MECHA JESUS OR MEL
<Brentai> TRADE-IN OR SELL
<Detonator> DN, please stop.
<kashan> FREEZA OR CELL
<Detonator> WHISPER OR YELL
<Brentai> BADLY OR WELL
<kashan> I'LL NEVER TELL
<DN> DUDE I GOT A DELL
<Detonator> DN WHAT DID I SAY
<kashan> QUISTES OR ZELL
<Brentai> DN made that smell.
<Brentai> HE-MAN OR SKEL.
<kashan> STUDENT LOAN OR PELL
<Detonator> SAMI OR NELL

<Zaratustra> there should be an adventure where you hunt various monsters in order to eat them
<JDigital> I played in a D&D game like that
<JDigital> Paladins are immune to disease so our paladin would eat part of every monster he fought
<Niku> Iron Chef: D&D
<Zaratustra> Chairman Lv. 10 Kaga
<Zaratustra> CHEF! OHOH, SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE
<Niku> He's using the +5 foie gras!  Oh, I bet that will be just delicious.
<terra> Today's theme ingredient is...  Wight Dust!  Alles Cuisine!
<Zaratustra> I see he is using the 'Stone to Flesh' school of preparation!
<terra> "HP & MP Restored!  But you're still hungry..." "It tasted good, but ultimately I was unsatisfied!"

<R^2> And to be quite honest, no, hitting myself in the crotch with my own money hadn't occurred to me.
<CUI> You should try it sometime
<R^2> Ow!
<R^2> x_x
*** Doom (Doom@pcp09852205pcs.longhl01.md.comcast.net) has joined channel #finalfight
<R^2> Crushed under the weight of my own cash. Doom would be prou... er, hey.

* Mr_Saturn Molests CappyCappyCappy
* CappyCappyCappy moans in swedish arabic.
* quinn imagines the sound of Swedish Arabic.
<Clutch> Bork bork bork allah muhammad.

<Doom> TRUE AMERICAN REPORTERS DON'T REPORT THE FACTS
<Doom> JUST THE FREEDOM

<DN> ...on a completely unrelated note, the only women who do bestiality porn are too ugly for real porn.
<DN> ...forget I said that.
<Random-Guy> Oh, I won't.

<Brentai> I'm going to make an online game with no stats.  Just a bunch of pointless loading-games with a window somewhere to the side with a penis that gets longer and thicker the more you play.

(Still waiting, Brent)

<Sharkey> I should troll forums as a proofreader.
<Sharkey> Never actually say anything. Just copy other people's posts and fix spelling and punctuation.
<Cthulhu-chan> the instant gratification of CoH can't possibly be matched.
<Sharkey> No, probably not.
<Sharkey> And before long people start trying to catch you in a mistake. Like if you get a comma wrong and call you on it you'll vanish in a puff of grammar.
<Brentai> OH WHAT A WORLD WHAT A *NOUN*
<Brentai> I... will... not... die... as... long... as... there... are... typos... on... the... message... boards... of... the... Internet... *ellipsis*

<Zaratustra> Linus' devotion to the Great Pumpkin is quite disturbing
<Zaratustra> I wouldn't be surprised if he later is found to be some sort of religious serial killer
(This was BEFORE that Robot Chicken sketch.)

<Brentai> I could never expatriate.  Mostly because foreigners always make me feel a little uncomfortable.
<Brentai> They have me at the distinct advantage of not being Americans.
<Zaratustra> You think we make you feel uncomfortable? Imagine how WE feel
<Brentai> Well, I suppose you expect us at any moment to start fucking our sisters and praising the lord.
<Zaratustra> at the same time, even.
<Zaratustra> while firing guns at the skies

<Sharkey> You know, I wish I had that old MTV interview. The one where the ABC kids were bitching about how Kriss Kross stole their backwards pants thing. Threatening to kick their ass.
<Sharkey> I mean... all these little black kids. On TV. Threatening to kick each other's asses. Over who thought up wearing their pants backwards first.
<Sharkey> If I ever wanted to convince aliens that there's a good reason not to wipe us out, I'd show them that. And that clip of Vanilla Ice humming the baselines to Ice Ice Baby and Under Pressure to show Kurt Loader the difference.
<Sharkey> We're just too funny to sacrifice.
<Zaratustra> I can't believe it! You're wearing your pants so far down you have to use a belt for each leg! Why the hell do you kids have to do such STUPID things!
<Sharkey> "'Dun dun dun dunna dun DUN!' See! There's an extra 'Dun!'"
<Sharkey> Not only do people want credit for these things, they're willing to fight and die in front of Tabitha Soren for them.
<Sharkey> ... fuck. I almost miss 1992.
<Sharkey> NO!
<Sharkey> NO NO NO!
<Kazz> This is the sort of thing we get into when we no longer need to hunt or build shelters.
<Sharkey> Yeah. Civilization is the worst thing that ever happened to civilization.
<Kazz> Hm.  Got food.  Got warmth.  Let's see... what to do... Hey!  I'm wearing bones!  Check me out!
<Zaratustra> Idle hands are the devil's blah blah blah

<Sharkey> Myew.
<myew> Sharkey: So tell me something already.
<Brentai> Myew.
<Sharkey> Myew.
<myew> Sharkey: So tell me something already.
<myew> Brentai: So tell me something already.
<Sharkey> Myew. Myew.
<myew> Sharkey: Myew, myew, blow me, you gash.

[15:14] <Ted|SanAndreas> The only problem with the blue states breaking off from the red states is I'm surrounded on three sides by red states. I don't want those fuckers coming over my borders for cheap beer and abortions.
[15:14] <Zaratustra> Ted, you could charge them
[15:15] <Zaratustra> JESUSLAND IMPORT TAX
[15:15] <Ted|SanAndreas> Ha.
[15:15] <Sharkey> TED'S LIQUOR SHACK AND COATHANGER EMPORIUM

<MadMAxJr> myew, roger roger roger roger roger
<myew> MadMAxJr: This just in: roger sucks dirty dickgirl fuckstick.

<Doom> This war's a fucking comedy. Let's dub in Three Stooges sounds while we're at it.
*DN gets hit with a cream pie
<Doom> THAT'S A SUICIDE PIE, DN
<DN> In the after life, the pie gets 27 cherry pies

[13:18] <Zaratustra> http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&page=1
[13:19] <Mr_Saturn> YAY SCIENCE
[13:24] <Zaratustra> Our scientists have discovered the secret of The Orgasmatron!
[13:24] <Zaratustra> Now we can build:
[13:24] <Zaratustra> * Women's Suffrage
[13:24] <Zaratustra> * SexCops

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #157 on: October 11, 2008, 11:39:42 PM »

<Vance> Romo
<Vance> I'll pay you ten dollars to hump Friday's leg
<Romosome> you owe me 20 then

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« Reply #158 on: October 15, 2008, 03:01:17 PM »

<NotCricket> Disney is making another Toy Story without Pixar.
<Squizzle> <Disney> Hey, guys! Look, a grain thresher! How about I stick my penis in it!

<PhoenixUltima> EUREKA'S CASTLE
<PhoenixUltima> Come on! The jellyfish liked peanut butter and the bat flew into things and wore glasses!
<PhoenixUltima> Plus Eureka was totally hot for a muppet.
<PhoenixUltima> ...Forget I said that.

<Lyrai> From the website: Shigeru Miyamoto is expected to demonstrate games ....and SEGA will demo Feel the Magic: XY-XX (formerly Project Rub)
<Roger> So?
<Lyrai> Project Rub.
<Lyrai> Feel The Magic - XX XY
<Lyrai> MALE FEMALE CHROMOSOMES
<Lyrai> THIS SOUNDS LIKE A PORN GAME
<Roger> Feel the Magic: G.I. Joe - C.O.B.R.A.
<@Sharkey> Feel the Magic: My Fist - Your Ass
<@Sharkey> (Formerly Project OW DAMN FUCK CHRIST GET IT OUT)

<terra> arrghhh
<terra> Jam's arm fell off
<DN> Why'd she do that?
<terra> well
<terra> I guess she was poorly made
<DN> Made in China.

DetonatorNova: The deadly Kazz can kill without words.
KazzTawdal: ...
DetonatorNova: *hurk*
KazzTawdal: *slinks away*

<memo> It's the #finalfight late show, with your host, memo! **jazz band**
<Clutch> I'm still here.
<memo> you're my sidekick
<memo> Elfin is the studio audience
<Clutch> I'm no man's sidekick.
<memo> fine, YOU can be the studio audience
<Clutch> I'm no man's studio audience.
<memo> OH GOD DAMMIT
<memo> look, I'm trying to have a plain old GURPS talk show RP but I can't GM it without a little cooperation!!!!!!
<memo> THIS IS A ROLEPLAY NETWORK SO LET'S ROLEPLAY PEOPLE
<Elfin> I'm waiting to laugh, memo.
<memo> I make a scathing remark in my monologue about Elfin, with a reference to Scott Petersen in it. I'm making my monolgue joke roll.
<memo> myew, roll 47d11
<myew> memo: D, don't be surprised if they work for money in misery if you played more pinball and watched cable television!!
<memo> myew, I DO NOT HAVE THE CABLE MODULE! THIS IS A PLAIN VANILLA TALK SHOW ROLEPLAY GAME! CHRIST AM I THE ONLY ONE PAYING ATTENTION HERE
<myew> memo: Christ, don't i wish.
<memo> I'm quoting that
<quinn> Sometimes I worry that myew is becoming self-aware.

<terra> rrrraaahghhghurhgh
<terra> what do you do when your iPod locks up
<JDigital> Restart it?
<Brentai> Put your penis in it.
<JDigital> That's your excuse for everything, Brentai.
<Brentai> I... I... uh...

<Mr_Saturn> Some of the people running HL2DM servers ARE RETARDED
<Mr_Saturn> THEY TURN OFF ALL WEAPON PICKUPS
<MadMAxJr> So what, you only throw stuff?
<Mr_Saturn> no
<Random-Guy> That sounds less retarded and more genius.
<Mr_Saturn> They turn off most of the objects also
<Random-Guy> Which leaves you with crowbars?
<Elegnaim> I know some CS servers that ban you for jumping.
<Random-Guy> Uh.
<Random-Guy> Is this Half-Life Tactics Advance?

<MadMAxJr> Sleep-fucking.  Japan does it all the time.
 <Mr_Saturn> That would be bad
 <Mr_Saturn> You would wake up
 <Mr_Saturn> And you'd be fucking the cat
 <Mr_Saturn> or worse
 <Mr_Saturn> A TREE
 <Niku> ...
 <MadMAxJr> And then we break into your house and kill you for being a damn furry.


<McDohl> When 2000 force gems are collected, or the players get access to level 2 subweapons...INSANITY ENSUES
<Zaratustra--> what the hell does a force gem do
<Random-Guy> I think Jedi crush them and inhale the dust.

<JDigital> I can shoot balls of ice from my hands! But only when it's been snowing.

<NotCricket> I think there should be a butcher's feat that lets you make breastplates and helmets out of meat.
<NotCricket> So you could make armor hot dogs.

<Silversong> I still remember when I was new and you said I was the person who was probably going to kill you someday.
<Brentai> I still believe it.  It's just that now the circumstances will be we're cuddling and I'll say something and next thing you know, I'll be choking to death on a Keroppi.

* Niku has quit IRC (Quit: SPLURT)
<Man_on_the_Internet> His forceful ejaculation propelled him clear off IRC.
<Arcturus> I'm just THAT GOOD
* Arcturus threatens Squizzle with one
<Man_on_the_Internet> We've already established that my ejaculations do not threaten adjacent squares.
<memo> if only we could find a way to use this technology to provide a substitute for fossil fuels
<patito> That would bring a new meaning to man powered machines.
<Arcturus> I'm now imagining Dr. Brown in BttF going, "It runs on semen, marty! *fapfapfap*"
<patito> Show us on the doll where the physicist touched you.

<Romosome> DID MY PACKAGE COME TODAY
<Brentai> My package came today.
<Romosome> what was in it?
<memo> boom chicka wow wow
<Brentai> Mostly semen.
<memo> Brent: Romo got caught in traffic and will be late to the joke tonight

<R^2> I wonder how much of Samus's post-mission report was "I waited until the monster revealed its weak point, then shot it with missiles until it died. Then I got a suit upgrade in the next room."


<R^2> Welcome to #finalfight. #fi ina lfiigh hgi ifla if#
<R^2> Hello. And... goodbye!
<McDohl> Dildos!  And you're walking around!  That's so funny!  Wel come tooo  #fi fi final fi fi fight.
<R^2> "Yes" means "No". "No" means "Fuck off." Do you understand?
* Arcturus gets flashbacks to earthbound. ARRRRRGH.
<R^2> Thank you, Ted Turner. That was the joke. 

<Romosome> Tri-stat dX has campaign suggestions for fucking Reality TV and Romantic Comedy campaigns?
<kashan> HAHA, I want to do a romantic comedy campaign.
<JDigital> It also suggests Mickey Mouse style cartoons and campaigns where the players are animals.
<Brentai> omg furn/m
<Moctobot> ...
<Romosome> campaigns where the players are animals sounds neat.
<Romosome> As opposed to campaigns where the players are humanoid foxes with three penises.
<Romosome> Then again, I'm talking to the room that resulted in that Dickgirl Bebop RPG.
<Cappy> .
<Roger> Hey shut up
<Roger> My dick raping Duke Tolgo saved lives

<Roger> I was fighting a Sol Chipp team with Faust in Isuka
<Roger> and I butt stabbed Chipp.
<JDigital> ha
<JDigital> PAINFUL END
<Roger> And while we're in that invincable state, Sol is running around like a chicken with its head cut off spamming gun flames.
<JDigital> haha
* Faust has joined #finalfight
* Faust buttstabs Roger
* Faust has left #finalfight
<JDigital> GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME

<Mediocrity> MGS3 has a crotchgrab scene. 
<PirateJack> you don't say
<Mediocrity> But it's not one of those "OMG YOU'RE A GIRL" moments.
<Mediocrity> It's more like "I'm checking your dick size to see if you're really who you say you are."
<Roger> 'cause only badass Snake has a giant penis.
<Mediocrity> It's that crotch-grabber-man has MAD BUTTSEX with the guy Snake is pretending to be.
<PirateJack> ...
<PirateJack> Snake is sodomized?
<Mediocrity> No.
<Mediocrity> Snake pretends to be a guy who gets buttsexed, but never actually receives buttsex. 
<PirateJack> what, he sneaks a fake rubber butt in there or something?
<Mediocrity> Snake puts on a disguise.
<Mediocrity> The disguise happens to be some guy's gay lover.
<Mediocrity> The guy doesn't believe Snake is that guy, so he grabs his crotch, since he's familiar with it. 
<PirateJack> oh, so there is no actual transaction of fluids via Snake's anus? 
<Mediocrity> No. 
<Mediocrity> It's a rather bizarre scene. 
<Roger> Is the guy fooled?
<Roger> Or says LOOK AT THIS MONSTER
<Mediocrity> Snake's crotch fails to hold up.
<Roger> Zing.
<Mediocrity> I guess if it could hold up, he'd have to change his name to Solid Anaconda. 
<PirateJack> more like Solid Garter Snake am i rite?
<Exdeath> YOU WILL IDENTIFY SOLID SNAKE BY HIS SOLID SNAKE 

<TedBelmont> I read that as "girl sues her father for child support".
<TedBelmont> I was like what the joxam.
<PirateJack> Joxam has ascended into divinity?

[19:34] <Romosome> HEY THE BOSS'S CQC IS NEAT AND ALL BUT I'D RATHER SEE HER BOX
[19:35] <Romosome> get it
[19:35] <Romosome> ha
[19:35] * Romosome slinks away

<Esperath> They should just release the Katamari Damacy engine and let people develop their own games.
<Lyrai> Esperath - If they did that, you just know that 90% of the games would be people rolling up penises with a boob as the Katamari
<Esperath> Yeah, that sounds fine.

<Xerox> Hey guys, funny story.
<gaspump> There we go.
<Nedlinpopo> whereas pascal is dead in the Historical sense
<Arcturus> Xerox: I'm laughing already.
<Xerox> The other day, my co-workers and I were looking over the list of words to flag for ESRB purposes.
<@terra> OH NO! What happened next!?
<Xerox> These words were pretty typical. "Fuck, shit, damn, hell, kill, ass, sex" blah blah blah.
<gaspump> I thought Delphi was OOP Pascal.
<Xerox> Except for one. "Power between your legs."
<Xerox> I have no idea why, but power between your legs is specifically stated as a negative from the ESRB. SPECIFICALLY. It's the only thing on the list that's not a single word.
<Arcturus> ...
<Arcturus> ha
<@terra> o_o;
<Xerox> Which really sucks, because we had to take Ron "Power between your legs" Johnson out of the game.
<gaspump> Perhaps an advertisement for Rez with the vibrator option.
<@terra> where do you work these days, Xerox?
<Nedlinpopo> man i could see that being a problem for motorcycle games

<gaspumpT41> #finalfight starts shutting down...
<R^2> It is now safe to turn off your #finalfight.
<Arcturus> My #finalfight doesn't have enough memory :(
<gaspumpT41> I just upgraded my #finalfight to a gig of ram. It's so much faster now.
<Mediocrity> My #finalfight keeps crashing on me.
<Arcturus> #finalfight is like an old hard drive. Full of heat, bad sectors, and failures. But still holds a lot of good stuff.
<Xerox|Sleepage> #finalfight touched me in my naughty place.
<Lyrai> My #finalfight tells me what music I should listen to
<gaspumpT41> Shit... I need my Notes ID.
<Exdeath> I like #finalfight. It's comfy and easy to...Ah, fuck it.
<gaspumpT41> I mean... uh... my #finalfight is missing my Notes ID.
<Mediocrity> Comfy and easy to fuck?
<NotCricket> Yes.

<Lyrai> http://www.pvponline.com The long post about anime girls confuses me. Is he apologizing for taking a crack at Megatokyo or something else? 
<Zaratustra> Lyrai: he is 
<Lyrai> When did he take a crack at Piro/whoever the fuck draws it now? 
<Zaratustra> he said something like 'Largo is a father, congrats, that's something Piro won't be able to steal from him'
<Zaratustra> and then Piro went APESHIT
<Zaratustra> 14-year-old schoolgirls across the earth raised their genuine Rayearth swords and called for Kurtz's head
<Lyrai> As did 18 year old Anime otkus 
<Lyrai> *otakus.
<Lyrai> They stood up, the mountains of cheetos and pockey crumbs tumbling down, as they vowed to have their revenge, on this....bastard. This souless, gutless bastard who had DARED to mock THEIR MIGHTY GOD.
<Lyrai> And then they sat back down, winded.

<Lyrai> AUGH
<Lyrai> They’re making ANOTHER Land Before Time Movie
<Esperath> After they stopped numbering them, I gave up all hope.
<Lyrai> They need to make ones
<Lyrai> lIke
<Lyrai>  The Land Before Time: The Land After Time
<Arcturus> What're they on now, 9?
<Esperath> THE LAND BEFORE TIME X-2
<Esperath> Every class is the mascot class.
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Tournament Edition.
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Trading Spaces.
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: The Hunt for a Starbucks
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Affording Starbucks
<Esperath> Turn the corner, first building on your right.
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Sera does Dallas.
<Esperath> And the second one.
<Esperath> And the third one.
<Arcturus> The Land Before Closing Time. :D
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Warrior Within
<Arcturus> The Land Before Time: Ohshi A Meteor!
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: FATALITY
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time Special Edition: In This Version, Thumper Bites First!
<Lyrai> Land Before Time: Littlefoot Meets Bonk.
<Esperath> Littlefoot gets bonked?
<Arcturus> The Land Before Time: Furry Edition (Now with hardcore Littlefoot x Cera axxxtion)
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: 2 hours of blank video tape
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Neo-Cretacious is about to E-X-P-L-O-D-E
<Lyrai> <Littlefoot> TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..I mean, SHARPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
<Esperath> The Land Before Time: Suck My Cock
<Arcturus> The Land Before Time: The Search for More Sequels
<Esperath> I think I've heard that one on Conan.
<Arcturus> It's a reference to the non-existant Spaceballs 2.
<Lyrai> Land Before Time - Do The Mario.
<Esperath> Now is the perfect time for a Spaceballs 2, anyway.
<Esperath> The acting would be orders of magnitude better than angstboy.
<Lyrai> THe Land Before Time - Discovering the eloH

<sede> The other day I was assembling one whole computer for my dad out of the myriad of partial computers laying around, and I noticed someone had spilled soda on the keyboard I was gonna use. Spilled a lot of soda. I hope it was just soda. So I completely took it apart and cleaned every key individually, only to find out the soda was the only thing holding it together apparently.
<sede> So now I have a whole bunch of spare really clean keys.
<sede> They made great stocking stuffers.

Niku: Sami's super CEO power is sick.
Zaratustra: what is it
Niku: She can capture any building in one turn.
Niku: Including HQs.
Detonator: CEO power?
Niku: .. CO, whatever.
Detonator: She must take after Bill Gats.
Detonator: Gates
Niku: And stole his E, apparantly.

<Romosome> !quote *boobles*
<myew> Sorry, there were no quotes found matching *boobles*
<Romosome> !addquote <Roger> Booble  <Romosome> BOOBLES
-myew- Your quote has been added to my database: <Roger> Booble  <Romosome> BOOBLES
<Romosome> there
<Moctobot> ...
<Romosome> another mystery solved!
<Roger> ...you never said boobles you twat.
<Romosome> thanks to
<Romosome> ROMOSOME, TIME POLICE
<Moctobot> ...
* Romosome hums theme music
* TimeCop shoots Romosome in the face
* TimeCop drag drag drag
<TimeCop> My work here is done
* TimeCop vwoop

<NotCricket> Wasn't Sony famous for quality manufacturing, at some point?
<kashan> In the realm of lost electronics.
<kashan> most... lost wroks to maybe.
<NotCricket> !addquote <kashan> most... lost wroks to maybe.
<NotCricket> It is a surreal masterpiece, this line.
<Niku> Okay, I really need to get cracking on that stupid poem now.  Hmmn.
<NotCricket> Ask kashan if you can use that line.
<NotCricket> It'll be like a Lewis Caroll thing.
<NotCricket> lost wroks to maybe | a blithe over life | question crup baby? | the mention sed siphe
<NotCricket> IT IS A LOVE POEM

<R^2> I found out the other day that male ejaculate leaves the penis at an average of 28 miles per hour. 
<R^2> In contrast, your average city bus goes about 25 miles per hour. 
<R^2> I think that means if you masturbate while riding the bus, you can beat yourself home.

<terra> I'm in my Game Design class and the professor is going over plot points and asks if anybody's ever played a game where there was a midpoint that changed the entire game
<terra> and I shoutted AERIS DIES as loud as my personality would allow me to
<terra> and SOME PEOPLE IN THE CLASS were like "wait what, she dies?!" and the professor is all "You know the rule, it's been too long to complain about spoilers"
<terra> it was awesome

<terra> Roger couldn't live off the land if his life depended on it
<terra> he'd be like "ooh berries num num" and then he's shitting his intestines out a few hours later
<Roger> Roger uses every part of the buffalo.
<terra> Roger thinks Buffalo have wings.
<Roger> And robots inside.
<terra> We're whalers on the moon!
<Fortinbras> but wait there aren't whales on the moon
<Fortinbras> that is conspicuous sir
<terra> Fortinbras: that's why we sing this whaling tune

<Romosome> OKCUPID IS MAKING ME STUPID
<Cappy> THE NEW SLOGAN
<Cappy> OKCUPID MAKES YA STUPID
<Cappy> It rhymes!
<Fortinbras> myew, we should make you an okcupid profile.
<myew> Fortinbras: Geo: what the hell, i'll go for an okcupid profile.
<Romosome> ...
<Esper|Sleep> ...
<Moctobot> ...
<Cappy> ....
<Romosome> I hate it when she answers coherently.

<Malikial> Kazz, I want to make a gay Narxblosch(SP) pirate that broadcasts the same statement everytime he attemptsd to capture a ship, "Comply and you will get the best anal sex 200 tenticals can give!"
<Romosome> learn to spell Tenticles, then.
<Romosome> .....
<Romosome> FUCK

* terra captures Roger in a pokeball.
* Roger wiggle
* Roger wiggle
* Roger wiggle
* Roger click
* terra renames Roger to CUDDLES3
* Roger starts with Scratch and Growl
* terra teaches Roger Hyper Beam from a TM.
* Roger honestly thinks Return is a better move
* terra honestly doesn't care, since Return requires that he treat Roger well.
Roger: But Return has a max attack of 102 whiles Hyper Beam only 140.
Roger: So that in two turns, Hyper beam does only 140 whiles Return does 204.
terra: But Return is based off of friendship, isn't it?
Roger: And physical power, yeah.
terra: And you have neither of those things!
Roger: :(

<Lyrai> And now, a Megatokyo forums quote.
<Lyrai> "If fucking America wouldn't have bombed the secret gundam development lab in Japan during World War Eye Eye Japan would be the leader of the world and there would be wars with space colonies using mobit suits. And that why I fucking Hate Bush."
<Dogstar> ...
<Dogstar> Burn them. Salt the earth.
<patito> That's sad.

Sharkey: Or maybe I'll play Katamari. I still haven't gotten very far.
Silversong: Eee!  Play it more.
Sharkey: And Lisa HATES the king.
Silversong: What?!  How can you hate someone who talks in record scratches?
Sharkey: I am, against my better judgement, rather fond of him.
Sharkey: He reminds me of my dad.
Silversong: I'm not sure whether to laugh at that or be worried.
Sharkey: He was pretty drunk through most of my childhood.
Silversong: Ah.
Sharkey: ... though he wasn't quite so whimsical. More abusive, really.
Sharkey: I don't think I'm going to play Katamari right now.

<Cait> I hate you all.
<DN> You only say that because we killed your family.
<DN> ...and had sex with their bodies.
<DN> And then fed them to the brains.
<terra> w
<Aintaer> And took pictures.
<Aintaer> And sold them on the internets.
<Aintaer> All of them.
<DN> And gave the proceeds to the "We hate Cait" Club.
<Pest> And then we ruined the funeral by turning what was left of the corpses into puppets.
<Pest> That funeral was great.
<DN> We did Hamlet.

<Classic> What're you thinking Brentai?
<Brentai> . o O (Boobs.)
<Classic> For the cast?
<Brentai> . o O (Pussy.)
<Classic> Anything else?
<Brentai> . o O (Pizza.)
<Classic> Sounds promising.

Zaratustra: An elephant's vaginal opening is not external but located inside this chamber called the vestibule. The vaginal opening is about dime-sized with two false openings, or pockets, on either side. And the bladder's opening is also nearby, and much larger, within the vestibule.
Zaratustra: Also, flames shoot out at random intervals



There's a rather long quote that starts with anime and ends with people shoving dynamite into their ass and jerking off to it. Not sure if I should post that.
Here is Wrath and Myew talking to each other in an endless loop
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #159 on: October 21, 2008, 05:54:22 PM »

<Defenestration> I just want a penis that can cleave a man in half
<Lee-Ham> a man?
<Lee-Ham> gaaaaay
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